The Very Hungry Caterpillar – George Harrison Style!

In the light of the moon in Liverpool, England, a little Harrison-egg lay on a leaf. His name was George Harrison, and he began his search for food.

On Monday, he went to Apple Corps, where he ate one large, shiny green apple, but he was still hungry.

On Tuesday, he ate through two pears in the kitchen of Brian Epstein, but he was still hungry.

On Wednesday, he ate through three Beatles by the name of John, Paul, and Ringo – uh, I mean plums – but he was still very very hungry!

Thursday, he traveled to Strawberry Fields. There, he gorged upon four large strawberries. But he was still very hungry.

On Friday, he went to Ringo's house where he held Ringo hostage and stole five oranges, BUT HE WAS STILL VERY VERY HUNGRY.

On Saturday at a Beatles concert, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one savory truffle, one coffee dessert, one cream tangerine, one nice apple tart, one coconut fudge, one package of Jelly Babies, one lollipop (courtesy of Ringo who wept like a little child in a corner), one muffin (stolen from Paul who blamed it on John), snuck one ice cream cone from John (who did not notice since he was too busy fighting with Paul about his 'missing' muffin), and finally, a single slice of cheese from Roger Waters who wrote a concept album about this experience…

That night, George had a horrible tummy ache! So the next day Sunday), he ate through one, nice, delicious looking green leaf and somehow, he felt much better. FINALLY THIS FLUFFING HARRISON WAS NOT SO HUNGRY AND GOT REALLY FAT!

So he built a small house called a cocoon behind his big house in Friar Park, where he stayed there for a little more than two weeks. Then suddenly one day, George made a hole in the cocoon with his newly grown vampire teeth… And he pushed himself out. HE WAS A BEAUTIFUL HARRISON VAMPIRE!