A Slight Parody of Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days

Cutscenes 8 and 9: Riku's Revenge; Roxas's Rebuttal.

Yeah, so, I lied about updating regularly... Blame my horrible procrastinating self.
I don't own Kingdom Hearts, all credit goes to Disney and Square Enix.

It had been days, weeks, months, before the wounds had finally healed. That Nobody had left him with scars that were just now starting to fade, but now... Now he would finally get his revenge.

Riku walked up to Xion, who was lying on the ground, and pulled out his trusty Keyblade, Soul Eater. He held the weapon right over her throat and was about to swing down, when suddenly...

"Excuse me, sir," said someone behind him. "I think you dropped this."

Turning around, Riku saw a boy holding up something that looked slightly like a blindfold. He wasn't focused on what was in his hand, however. He was focused on the boy: Blond hair, blue eyes. That was the exact description DiZ had given him. This was Sora's Nobody. Roxas.

"Uh... Thanks," said Riku, putting the blindfold back over his eyes. As he transformed back to his natural state, Roxas let out a gasp.

"Shirley?!" he cried.

"Uh... what?" asked Riku.

"I saw you," explained Roxas. "In a dream. Two of them, actually! Only in one of them you were younger and less fashionably dressed, and you weren't wearing that blindfold. What's up with that, anyway?"

"Uh..." Riku didn't even begin to know how to respond to that.

Suddenly, Roxas looked over behind Riku. "Hey isn't that Xion?"

"No!" Riku stepped in front of her face so Roxas couldn't see it. "That is most definitely not Xion!"

"Wait a minute," said Roxas. "Why are you wearing that coat? Are you that guy that Xion was sent out to fight?"

"You sure ask a lot of questions, don't you?" asked Riku.

"Okay, the gig is up, Shirley," said Roxas. "Stop wearing that coat, and give us back Xion!"

"My name isn't Shirley," said Riku as he picked up Xion, "And she'll come back when she wants to."

And with that, he pulled open a Corridor of Darkness and stepped through, closing the portal behind him.

Roxas narrowed his eyes. "Shirley is totally his name."