Um... I'm sorry. I'm making another story... I promise I'll make this fic short. Three chapters, okay? Promise.

The first chapter was fun to write. Sex is always a fun subject to talk about. Anyway, Accel World needs more love. It's one of the reasons why I'm doing this. Unfortunately, the ending of the whole series is nowhere in sight. Thus, I'll avoid speaking about Brain Burst (more or less). There is no way I'll say any spoilers. I'll mention names, but that's all. There is no way I'll talk about...

Oh. Silver Crow beat this fucker's ass. Or how Graphite Edge is actually Kirito (from Sword Art Online if you guys haven't noticed). Loool. That's impossible, by the way.

Anyway, yeah. Next to no spoilers if you guys are worrying about that. I've only watch the whole anime... So that's all the up to... The end of the Dusk Taker arc.

Moving on, I think it's time to get this show on the road. So enjoy, guys. I apologize for any grammatical errors.

And I'll try to get back on my stories someday.

DISCLAIMER: ACCEL WORLD IS NOT OWNED BY ME NOR AM I AFFILIATED WITH IT IN ANY WAY. I AM ONLY A DAMN SENIOR IN HIGH SCHOOL.

Their Escapades

Haruyuki Arita and Takumu Mayuzumi are in the middle of their 2nd year of high school. Of course, the both of them are in relationships. Haruyuki is dating Kuroyukihime, who is affectionately called Yuki-chan by him now. This outcome is surprisingly unsurprising. Meanwhile, Takumu and his ex, Chiyuri Kurashima, decide to try dating once more. Once again, not surprising.

During the weekend, the both of them decide to work on a project for one of their classes. The date is October 16th, 2050. The time is 20:37. The location is Haruyuki Arita's apartment, more specifically, his living room. Abandoning their project for today, they sat on the sofa eating food and relaxing. This is a conversation between the both of them concerning their relationships and more.

Chapter 1 - Exposition

"Are you serious?!"

"Y-Yeah… We… Did... It."

"Congrats! Congrats! Haha! Haru finally became a man!"

"S-Shut it… H-How about you, Taku!?"

"What? Me? Ah… It was great."

"What?!" Haruyuki stood up and screamed, "With what?!"

"Hey, hey! That's a bit rude!" Takumu laughed, "You know I would only give myself up for Chi-chan."

"W-Wait… Y-You and Chi-chan?!" Haruyuki felt his face turn red as he imagined his two childhood friends go at it.

"Oh… Chi-chan… I love you so so much."

"I l-love you too… Takkun."

"Say my name once more, baby."

Blowing into her ear, Takumu slipped his hand into her panties.

"Woops. My naughty hand just went into the Netherlands."

"Hyan! T-Takkun.. Not there!"

"Oh really now? Then… How… About… Here?"

"Takkun… Please. Don't! I-It's touching..!"

"Touching… Rubbing… O-Oooh my goodness." Haruyuki shook in disbelief as he clutched his head in fear. "M-MY CHILDHOOD FRIENDS ARE HAVING SEX!"

"S-Stop it! Who knows who will hear this!" Takumu leaped onto Haruyuki as he put his hand onto his mouth to shut him up, "I don't want Chi-chan to overhear our conversation because you can't get over the fact that we're doing it!"

"NOOOOOO! This is insanity!" Haruyuki screamed crazily.

"Haru! Stop! Or else, I'll tell Master that you're gloating about her blows!"

After a couple minutes, Haruyuki was finally calm, but he was still shaking from his mental breakdown.

"Haru," Takumu started as he cleared his throat, "We're in high school now. It shouldn't be a surprise that people around our age are starting to have sex."

"I-I guess… It's just a bit uncomfortable to know people's sex lives, right now."

"Haha. That's true. But we're best friends, so this kind of talk would come up some time."

"Aha. You're right. It's still unnerving that your two closest friends who you've eaten and taken showers with are having sex though."

"It's unnerving to know that your own master is having sex with your best friend."

"Point taken."

"Haha! Thank you, thank you. But still, I would never think you would turn like this. You've became a lot more confident with yourself. Master really did a number on you. You even exercised and lost most of your fat throughout the years. You've really changed, Haru. Appearance-wise and personality-wise. Haha. You especially got taller!"

"S-Stop. You're embarrassing me! Then again… Yuki-chan got really angry at me because I decided to lose my pounds. She really enjoyed using my stomach as a pillow after we did it."

"Ahh… WAIT WHAT. HARU. W-WHEN DID YOU BEGIN HAVING SEX WITH MASTER?!"

"U-Um… I think after we defeated Noumi."

"… What."

"Y-Yeah… W-What's w-wrong?"

"I can't believe it," Takumu sighed as he slouched on the couch, "Haru had sex before me."

"I'm sorry!"

"Don't worry! I'm really happy that you were able to get your dream girl! But… How many times have you done it… With her?"

"L-Let's see… We've it in the Accelerated World, in our old middle school virtual network, in the student council office, in the nurse's office – but that was when the nurse was absent! A-Anyway, we've also done it in a cybercafé and in my room too… Altogether, we've done it a lot of times!"

"What. Haru. Please tell me the both of you didn't do it on this couch…"

"Ah… Um… Of course not!"

"HARU! DID YOU AT LEAST CLEAN THIS AFTER?!"

"Y-Yeah. Yuki-chan had the courtesy to help me wash it and stuff."

"Did you at least wear a condom too?"

"Of course! There's no way we're ready to take care of a child!"

"Well, at least you're smart about that. Haru, you and Master have to control yourselves. I don't want to read the school newspaper and hear about a sex scandal about how Haruyuki Arita and Kuroyukihime were doing it on a teacher's desk in classroom 2-B."

"I'm sorry!"

"W-What? Wait. D-Don't tell… YOU DID IT THERE TOO?!"

"I'M SORRY! I-It was just that I had cleaning duty that day and she wanted to visit me since you and I have the same classroom together… I'm SORRY! We just couldn't control ourselves, especially when I accidentally spilled a bucket of water on her!"

"Haru… Now you got to tell me one of your escapades."

"W-What?"

"Tell me a story about your sexual experience. I think I deserve one considering I listened to your confession about how you practically had sex with Master everywhere. Also, I need 'experience' on how to pleasure a woman."

"Urrrg…"

"So please! Enlighten me, Haru!"

"N-NO! It's em-embarrassing…"

"I can't believe you have the audacity to say that even though you told me all of this."

"W-Well, describing it in detail is awkward!"

"Fine. Fine. Haru, I'll tell you mine so we can ease into this subject a bit more. Okay?"

"Y-Yeah. I'm ready."

"What. You don't need to get ready for anything. Just listen."

"B-But I'm about to hear how my childhood friend pierced my other childhood friend with a… A di-di-di… A di-"

"Just call it a penis if you can't say dick."

"WITH A PENIS!"

"Haru. I surprised by how much you get flustered over this."

"T-This isn't a n-normal conversation between friends!"

"Yeah. And having a conversation about beating avatars with imagination is normal. Anyway-"

"B-But!"

"Anyway! A couple months back…"

TO BE CONTINUED.

Yay. Fun, fun. Best friends are always great.

Anyway, damn straight. Haruyuki/Kuroyukihime and Takumu/Chiyuri all the way.

But like... Lemons are always difficult to do for some reason. Well, describing them in detail is difficult.

I'll DO MY BEST. Since this may be the first Accel World lemon here. The pressure is on.

Oh yeah.

Takumu is going to dick Chiyuri, next chapter.

I hope you guys enjoyed this.

And I apologize for any grammatical errors.

LATER!