As I walked with the two Irken guards at my sides and my hands cuffed behind my back, I knew there was no point in running. You may be thinking why would I want to run? Well, the answer is, is I'm a defect from my home world of Irk. I'm a reject that will just get killed when the control brains sentence me. I sighed and thought about my poor S.I.R. unit that could be dismantled and sold for parts if I'm killed.

Oh, right. I guess I better tell you who I am. I'm an Irken called Alexis. I'm sixteen Irken years old, and I'm not too short, but not too tall. My skin is a light green color, and my eyes are a pretty color no one else on Irk has, so no one knows what color it is. I wear a red Irken uniform, black boots, and only one glove on my right arm. Why do I only have one glove on? The answer is my left arm is gone. Shot off by an enemy trooper. Thanks to a friend of mine, who is ironically a scientist, built me a new left arm. I have one and a half antenna because of that same rotten enemy trooper. The trooper shot my left antenna off with a laser, so it only hurt for a year. I said to myself, "I can't believe I'm going to go this way."

As we neared the control brain's door, one of the two guards stopped while the other one escorted me inside the big room. I was pushed onto a floating piece of metal, and the metal floated with me on it to the center of the room. The control Brain was in front of me, with Tallest Red to my left and Tallest Purple to my right. They were both drinking sodas. I rolled my eyes. The tallests always loved their unhealthy foods.

"Irken Alexis, you are charged with almost destroying the planet of Irk. It was burned, broken, and almost destroyed, and it was all your fault," The Control Brain said.

"Hey! What about Zim? He helped," I exclaimed.

"Zim was taken care of a while back," Tallest Red said.

"Yeah, sent to an unknown planet," Tallest Purple said. They looked at each other and then burst in to laughs.

I glared at them and the control brain continued to talk. It said, "Hmm. Maybe Alexis should be sent to the same planet."

"That'd be fine," Purple said.

"As long as she's away from Irk!" Red exclaimed.

"Then it's settled. You, Alexis, are hereby banished to the planet Zim was sent to," The Control Brain told me.

I muttered a, "Yes Control Brain," and then I was sent off to earth with my Standard-issue Information Retrieval unit, who I got in Impending Doom One.

A/N: I need people to vote on names for the Standard Issue Information Retrieval unit! It's on my page. Nicky out. Later!