Santana's Girl
"Hey Britt Britt so I was thinking it's our three month anniversary on Friday and maybe we could ditch so I can take you to the zoo." Santana sheepishly says.
Only Brittany can turn her from the confident sex badass she normally is to a shy scared girl.
"Oooo that sounds like such fun Sanny." Brittany yelps leaping into Santana's arms kissing her, her legs wrapped around the Latina's waist.
Santana cracks a huge smile at seeing how happy her girlfriend is. She takes the dancer's hand as they walk down the hall to glee practice. Brittany humming the tune to Valerie walking up to their seats in the back where she sits on the Latina's lap kissing her cheek.
They are the first one's there which is surprising to Santana. Since they had a make out session in the Cheerios locker room they defiantly should not be the first ones here. She doesn't take much notice after Brittany decides she's bored and needs to try and jam her tongue down Santana's throat. This is turning out to be one hell of a good day for the Latina.
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Mean while the rest of the glee club is in the auditorium minus Puck and Quinn who refuse to par take in something that will bring out Snix. They each head to the mall to get presents for Brittany to say I'm sorry. There is no way they are getting blamed for this disaster, but they had promised not to tip Santana off so here they are buying gifts for Brittany.
"Okay operation save Brittany is on." Rachel announces looking around.
"Thanks Rach I'll take it from here." Finn says standing up. "So as we all knew Brittany and Santana are currently dating. Now I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure that Santana is manipulating her so she won't leave. This is Brittany after all. I know we are all worried about how she's been acting since dating Santana. She holds her tongue and always looks to Santana for direction. This has to stop." he finishes taking a seat as Tina stands up.
"I'm very worried about her. She's stopped hanging out with Mike and myself even when I know she wants to. We have to do something as poor Brittany is so trusting she doesn't even realize what Santana is doing." Tina finishes crying into Mike's shoulder.
Everyone sits in silence for a moment taking in everything that has been said so far. It's nothing that they can't agree with.
"I agree with Tina," Rachel says getting up. "I'm worried about Brittany and would feel a lot better if she was back with Artie although I know that won't happen. But if we could get her back in our group I would feel much better."
Artie nods his head, "If I thought I could get her back I would, but I can't cause apparently when you date her you can't call her stupid even in the heat of the moment. Which it was." he informs them thinking the only way to get her away from Santana is get her a proper boyfriend.
"I'm still skeptical of this whole thing." Mercedes says looking up from her phone. "If Satan catches wind of this we're dead meat. And there are only two viable guys for her to date here Artie who she won't and Rory. So I take it back only one. We are putting all of our eggs in one basket. I hope we succeed." she looks over to Kurt and Blaine for support.
"Puck is defiantly out of the question unless you want someone knocked up. And that would be disastrous for all as I'm pretty sure Satan would kill him and then we'd down another member. We also have to think about the good of the club." Kurt points out with everyone nodding their heads, but Blaine.
"I have a disadvantage of not knowing much of what you're talking about so I think I'll just stay out of this and go along with what you all decide." Blaine smiles he can see why everyone is so worried about Brittany. Santana is a mean, cold hearted, conniving bitch and therefore can't be a good influence on Brittany. He just isn't sure. Though it sounds like they have been friends for a long time.
"Aren't we all forgetting that she's currently dating Santana who could kill us for even discussing this." Sam interjects with Mike nodding.
"We're more concerned about Brittany than what Santana will do. She deserves to be happy and not manipulated by Santana." Rachel says sighing.
"I dat rally luks dat but wat bout thy gurl with thy lips?" Rory asks his English is getting better with Finn's help that he can almost talk to Brittany without her looking at him like he's an alien.
"It's settled Artie and myself will help Rory get Brittany. We'll go to my house after school to work on a killer song for you to sing to her that will for sure win her over." Finn says excitedly.
They all slowly leave the auditorium happy with the decisions they have come to. Rachel debates wither to go with Finn to help Rory or go practice in the choir room. Ultimately she decides that helping Rory will help the glee club in the long run.
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"San..." Brittany breathlessly moans before the Latina captures her lips again in a searing kiss.
"I love you so much." Santana whispers sucking on the side of Brittany's neck.
"San that was amazing." Brittany breathlessly says laying her head on Santana's shoulder.
"Well you know me I believe in giving as good as I get. And baby let me tell you, you were amazing too." Santana smirks pulling up her Cheerios skirt.
"Ugh do we have to move I want to cuddle." Brittany pouts as Santana helps her up.
"Babe we can't we're at school let's ditch this place and head to your house to get our cuddle on." Santana says as they righted themselves.
"What about glee?" Brittany asks.
"I think it was canceled and no one told us. I mean we've been here for an hour." Santana reasons, Brittany shrugs believing her.
They start walking out when Brittany swipes Santana off her feet. The Latina lets out a giggle wrapping her arms around the blonde's neck. She is thankful no one else is in the school to see her. After all she still does have a reputation. Though she cares less about it when she is in her strong dancer's arms. It amazes her that everyone thinks she is the "man" in their relationship just cause she is hot headed, loud, jealous and protective of Brittany doesn't make her the "man." In fact when she really thinks that it is Brittany not her. What people don't know is that Brittany is very possessive, jealous, often refuses to let her pay and will carry her like she currently is. She thinks along with Brittany that neither of them thinks of themselves as who's the man they both are just themselves and yes that means they are quite girly most of the time.
"Britt I have to drive." Santana protests as Brittany brings her to the passenger side.
"Really?" Brittany cocks an eyebrow as if to say I'd like to see you make me.
"Ugh fine, but if you get a scratch on my baby I'll go All Lima Heights on you." Santana growls in defeat.
"Well if you'd let me ride my Harley sometimes then I wouldn't have to commandeer your car." Brittany giggles getting into the driver's seat of her red corvette.
"Baby you know I totally would if we could make out in it, but we can't hence why I drive." Santana says leaning over to kiss her girlfriend. "How about we take your Harley to school tomorrow?" she tentatively asks.
"We could ride my Bandit 1250 that I know you love to ride." Brittany smiles knowing that her girlfriend loves to ride her new bike at least when she can wrap her arms around her. Pressed firmly into her back.
"Oh my god I love you." Santana yelps practically leaping into the blonde's lap causing her to swerve. She loves her girlfriend's Christmas present from her parents. It's not that she likes to drive motorcycles no she likes to ride holding onto her hot sexy blonde dancer. Plus the bike itself is amazing sleek black and powerful, two things she loves.
"Yeah well you're taking me to the zoo so I figure I should do something for you." Brittany says with a chestier cat grin.
"Brittany S. Pierce you sure know how to make a girls day. But are you sure you want to leave that beauty out where the rest of our idiot classmates can cause damage to it." Santana says as Brittany pulls into her driveway.
"Well I have to leave you out for them to see." Brittany says sheepishly glancing up at Santana who is looking at her lovingly. She crashes their lips together.
"I-kiss-love-kiss-you." Santana says peppering Brittany's mouth with kisses.
"Seriously though I bet I could convince Sue to let me store it in the Cheerios locker room. She'll probably think it will keep us from going at it in there." Brittany laughs both of them making their way into the house.
"Like that could stop us." Santana laughs calling out hi to Britt's mom who is in the kitchen.
The girls make their way up to Brittany's room to pop in some sweet valley high and get their cuddle on. By the time they are settled mama Pierce comes up to make sure that the door is open.
"Keep your hands above the blanket." Mrs. Pierce laughs as they all know they she doesn't enforce the rules her husband had laid down. Heck not even he enforces them really letting Santana spend the night as often as she does.
"Mom!" Brittany says blushing a crimson red.
"Oh by the way I do believe Quinn and that boy with a mohawk are here." Mrs. Pierce says.
She makes her way to the door opening it before Quinn can knock.
"Quinn good to see you again the girls are in Britts room." Mrs. Pierce says hugging Quinn she is like her own daughter always over.
"Um Mrs. P this is Puck a good friend and protector of San and Britt." Quinn explains at seeing Mrs. Pierce's confused look at seeing Puck.
"Hi," Puck shyly says. This woman looks exactly like Brittany only twenty years older. It scares him cause he sees a protectiveness that makes him think that if she knows what pain he has caused both Brittany and Santana she might attack him. Thankfully Quinn drags him upstairs carrying their seven presents for the dancer.
She bangs through the door and he feels like he stepped through a partial time wrap. Brittany's room is pink and looks like it belongs to a seven year old except for the fact that the dresser is covered with perfumes, jewelry and other such things. The clothes defiantly belong to a teenage girl. He now understands why Santana had told him from day one if he ever got himself into Brittany's room she would kill him. This is not just Brittany's room, but a sanctuary for Santana from the real world.
"No making out or having sex while I'm in the room." Quinn orders walking over to the two girls.
"Quinn, Puck what the fuck are you doing her interrupting my Britts time?" Santana asks narrowing her eyes at them.
"Cool room Britt," Puck smiles trying to show Santana he means no harm.
"Yeah Britt has an awesome room what do you want?" Santana growls never a good sign it means she is losing patients.
Quinn gulps and hands the five bags over to Brittany. The dancer gives her a questioning look before looking over at Santana who shrugs.
"We were shopping, saw these and thought of you." Puck explains.
"What'd you do to piss Tana off? Brittany asks knowing that people only bring her presents when they are about to upset her girlfriend.
"Okay listen it's not what we did..." Quinn trails off not wanting to finish her sentence.
Santana looks at both of them skeptical, she doesn't trust them. It is a feeling in her bones that they know something and aren't telling her. She doesn't like this feeling at all. But before she can question them they both say goodbye and take off.
"Look Tana they got me duck themed things." Brittany claps pulling out a blanket, shirt, sweatshirt, thong, socks, earring and a stuffed duck. The Latina is shocked they hadn't gotten her a duck belly button ring.
"Hum really cool sweetie. They must have done something really bad to be pulling out all the stops and getting you presents." Santana says pulling Brittany back into her.
"Whatever you'll take of it." Brittany absent mindedly says snuggling farther into Santana holding on to the stuffed duck.
Santana smiles they have shed their clothes and are only in their underwear. She loves the feeling of Brittany's bare skin against hers.
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"Okay so we have to pick a song not only that Brittany will like, but one Rory and her can dance too. While he sings it." Rachel muses pacing back and forth.
"But man you have to act confident and like you're in charge of the school. You have to be tougher and willing to defend her like Santana." Finn instructs Rory as they try to find him a new look.
"Though you still have to be nice and sweet. Oh and never ever call her stupid no matter what she hates it and will go running straight back to Santana." Artie warns.
"Da this is dall very confusing." Rory says getting even better at sounding like an American.
"Yeah well you want Brittany don't you?" Artie asks.
"Yea of course she'd be hot." Rory says smiling.
"Then follow our instructions and you'll get her. Which reminds me she loves ducks and roses." Artie says making a list of duck themed items to get her.
"Are you good at any sports?" Finn asks knowing Brittany usually goes for jocks.
"No," Rory shrugs.
"Hum, we could put you on the football team as the kicker therefore you wouldn't have to do much and Britt would be all over you." Finn says as Rory grins. "She normally goes after the new members." he says more to himself.
Rory can't believe his luck that he's getting help from these three to land the hottest girl in school. He's been imagining since he arrived at the Pierce's snogging her and maybe running his hands along her naked gorgeous body. But of course the mean bitch who is her best friend had to ruin that for him. He is hoping to maybe pay her back if he can get Brittany then maybe she'll be able to protect him.
"So Rory we're going to have to work on your diction so one Britt understands you and two so she can really get into the song." Rachel says as Artie and Finn argues over what he should wear. "Here I think I found the perfect song Thnks Fr Th Mmrs by the Fallout Boys." she says.
"That's the perfect song now we need to practice do you think we could be ready by Friday?" Artie asks, "The sooner we can get Britt away from Santana the better."
"If we practice every day before school and after glee for the next two days then maybe." Rachel says as they start by getting Rory the lyrics.
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"Sanny, Sanny, Sanny!" Brittany shouts jumping up and down on Santana's bed. She groans all she wants to do is sleep, it is too fucking early. "We're going to the zoo aren't we." she excitedly says kissing her sleepy girlfriend.
This wakes Santana up even though it is six in the morning. Brittany is the only person who can wake her up early and not feel her wrath. She leans up to capture the gorgeous pink lips above her.
"Yes babe we are going. Did you sleep well?" Santana asks dragging Brittany back down on the bed with her.
"Not as well without you, I hate that my mom wanted family time and you couldn't come." Brittany pouts, she hates when she has to spend the night away from Santana.
"I didn't sleep to well without you either, but your mom wants to spend some time with you without me. I can understand that." Santana says lazily kissing her girl.
"Come on Tana get up I want to go to the zoo." Brittany pouts so cute that Santana reluctantly gets up.
It takes them an hour and a half to get out the door mostly cause they went at it in the shower. Santana had gone in for a quick shower only to be joined by Brittany who snuck up behind her pressing her body against Santana's. They had gone four rounds before Brittany had dragged her out wanting her to take her to the zoo.
"San, we'll take my bike since it's been raining the last two day and you wouldn't let me ride." Brittany says swinging her leg over the bike.
"Have I told you how much I love you and how much I've enjoyed our three months of official dating." Santana kisses her jumping on behind her girlfriend. She wraps her arms around the blondes waist tightly.
They take off and Brittany feels Santana cling even tighter to her. It makes her smile being able to ride with her sexy girlfriend tightly holding on to her. She can't believe that she finally has the girl of her dreams and they have been together for three months. And they are going to her favorite place the zoo.
"San where are you taking me?" Brittany asks, "this isn't the main entrance." she says being dragged by Santana to the back entrance.
"I booked us a special tour." Santana smiles at her.
The next hour they are shown around the backs of all the exhibits by her cousin. They currently are standing in the lion cages watching the lionesses eat while Brittany plays with the two, month old lion cubs.
"Britt make sure they don't bite you." Santana warns and Brittany waves at her to say she heard.
"So how has your anniversary gone so far?" Michael asks.
"Great I knew Britt would love this." Santana smiles.
She walks over to her girlfriend and starts playing with the cubs too. After another forty five minutes they head to the giraffe exhibit where Brittany gets to feed them. Santana straight up refuses saying it is gross and she does not do gross. Brittany giggles at her girlfriends antics.
"San can we get lunch I'm starving."
"Course baby anything you want." Santana says as they head over to the pizza hut.
The last thing they do before the zoo closes at six is go to the elephants and ride them. Santana had planned on only Brittany riding, but when the blonde pouts she climbs aboard too. Aisha which is the elephant's name takes them to the motorcycle. Waving goodbye Brittany gets on first adjusting her helmet waiting for Santana to scamper on behind her.
"Best. Anniversary. Ever." Brittany says kicking the bike into gear. "I'm so going to finger fuck you until you can't walk straight" she shouts as Santana smashes her body into the blondes willing the bike to go faster.
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"I can't believe they didn't show." Rachel fumes pacing. "It was perfect, but no they had to skip school and everything today."
"You should have suspected that they wouldn't be here on a Friday." Mercedes says shaking her head.
"Please by now you should all know that ever first Friday of the month is the day that Brittany and Santana skip and have a day off to do whatever they do from the start of school until right before Christmas break and it starts again in April." Puck rolls his eyes they all really are dumb.
"Plus I think it's their three month anniversary so Santana probably took her somewhere." Quinn says.
"Well I guess we can do this on Monday." Artie says, "how 'bout during lunch?"
With everyone agreed they leave for the weekend. Rory goes over to Finn's with Rachel to work on the song some more. Now with the extra time Rachel can help Rory perfect the song.
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"Britt," Santana moans as Brittany kisses her neck carrying her up to the Latina's room.
The moment Brittany pulls into Santana's driveway her girlfriend leaps into her arms, wrapping her legs around the blonde's waist. And she takes them into the house.
"When will your parents be home?" Brittany asks laying her down on the bed pulling on her pants.
"We have plenty of time." Santana moans helping remove her pants and shirt. "It'd be better if you remove your clothes too." she whispers unbuttoning Brittany's shirt.
Once their clothes are removed Brittany starts kissing her way down her sexy girlfriend's body giving her breast a good squeeze. Santana moaning makes the blonde squeeze even more. She moves down her kissing up her inner thigh. She stops right before reaching her center licking her lips at seeing how wet the Latina already is. It makes her get even more aroused herself.
"Stop fucking teasing me and fuck-" Santana shouts as Brittany shoves two fingers into her.
She begins to pump and Santana matches her speed with her hips. Santana moans as Brittany curls her fingers hitting the one spot no one else had found that makes her come undone within seconds. Sure enough after two more thrusts the Latina's orgasm comes.
When it is over Brittany pulls her fingers out licking them. She loves the taste of her girl.
"That was fucking amazing you out did yourself babe." Santana heaves still out of breath.
"I love you so much." Brittany says crawling up and settling down to cuddle. "You can pay me back tomorrow." she yawns pulling her exhausted girlfriend into her.
"I so am." Santana yawns yanking the covers over them hoping her parents don't get to curious, but she doesn't have the energy to put on clothes.
"Night San, I love you." Brittany yawns.
"Night Babe, I love you too." Santana mumbles.
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On Monday Brittany swings by Santana's on her Bandit at seven-thirty as they don't have Cheerios practice. Both of them are eager to get to school. Brittany wants to show up all the guys with their lame ass bikes and not as hot girlfriends. Santana wants to show up all the girls plus she loves to be arm candy when it comes to Brittany and her motorcycles.
Not that many people know, but the reason why Brittany and Santana often skip school on a Friday is to get to one of Britt's motocross races. She is a full on professional rider and has been for two years with all kinds of sponsorship money. In told she has eleven sponsorships more than any other rider cause she is constantly winning and on the rare occasion she doesn't win she comes in second.
Santana knows Brittany is almost as good at motocross as she is at dancing. She's been going to all of Brittany's races since seventh grade when the blonde started racing. Being Brittany's official arm candy since they had official started dating is fun and it gets her things. Like the best seats, jewelry and the jealously of all the other riders significant others.
So riding to school for Santana on Britt's bike is just like a race and boy does she plan on living it up. They pull into the parking lot and just as they pull into a spot Rachel, Kurt and Mercedes come walking up to them.
Santana groans and Brittany elbows her flipping her visor up giving her the be nice look.
"Brittany, Santana I didn't know you two owned let alone could ride a motorcycle." Rachel starts smiling.
"Can it Hobbit, it's Britt's and I don't drive I just ride behind Britt. So now that you know that what do you want?" Santana askd rolling her eyes, still seated behind Brittany.
"Whoa Satan cool it we just didn't realize that Brittany owned a motor vehicle or could drive since you two always show up in you red corvette." Mercedes says throwing her hands in the air.
"Yeah well how you d-" Santana starts, but is cut off by Brittany putting a hand on her arm.
"Thanks guys this is the Bandit 12500cc the newest fastest model out there it's an early Christmas present." Brittany smiles, "but really what do you want?" she asks.
"We would like to inform you that there is a mandatory glee meeting in the auditorium during lunch and before you say anything Satan no Rachel will not be performing so no skipping." Kurt warns them. "Have a nice day ladies and see you during lunch."
The three of them leave walking back towards the school when three football players throw slushies at them.
"That had to hurt." Brittany says turning to Santana removing her helmet and giving her a peck on the lips. She then starts to remove her riding gear leaving her in her Cheerios uniform.
"You know I wish you could stay in your riding gear all day. It's so damn sexy." Santana whispers in her ear looping her arms around Brittany's waist from behind pulling her back towards her.
"Well we both know that if I did you'd end up jumping me every few minutes." Brittany giggles lifting Santana off the bike kissing her.
Santana wraps her arms around Brittany's waist as they walk in the school, her head leaning in on her girlfriends shoulder. No one dares to look at Santana cause when she is content snuggled up against Brittany; she never attacks anyone unless provoked from this position. In fact most of McKinley breathes a sigh of relief when she comes in like this. At least until one of the idiot football jock's provokes her.
"I'll see you at lunch babe." Santana says kissing Brittany as they stand in front of her math class.
"Try and be nice Tana." Brittany says before going into class.
"I will," Santana shouts walking down towards her AP Physics class.
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By the time lunch comes around Santana is upset that she won't be able to fuck her girlfriend until next week like she normally does right now. No she has to meet all the glee losers in the auditorium. The only good thing is she will have her sexy amazing girlfriend at her side.
"Hey sexy I missed you." Brittany whispers coming up behind her.
"I missed you too." Santana says spinning around to face her girlfriend and kiss her on the nose. "I remembered the other reason why we never ride your bike to school." she says.
"Is it cause your super turned on and have been since I left you this morning?" Brittany laughs hugging her.
"True, but I'm glad that we have our next three classes together although if you continue to look this hot we won't be able to stay in class." Santana says kissing her again.
They walk hand in hand into the auditorium to find everyone, but Rory, Rachel, Artie and Finn already there.
"Over here front and center please." Rachel says jumping off the stage.
Santana doesn't want to, but Brittany drags her excited to see what is planned. Brittany always likes when people plan performances especially if it is her girlfriend cause she normally gets to dance. She frowns when Rory flanked by Finn and Artie come out. Santana glares at them wondering what her three least favorite people are doing.
She glares even more when Rory says, "this song is for you Brittany."
I'm gonna make you bend and break
(It sent you to me without wings) Artie and Finn sing
Say a prayer but let the good times roll
In case God doesn't show
(Let the good times roll, let the good times roll) Artie and Finn sing
And I want these words to make things right
But it's the wrongs that make the words come to life
"Who does she thing she is?"
If that's the worst you got
Better put your fingers back to the keys
They have been moving side to side spinning. Now Rory walks over to the edge of the stage looking directly at Brittany. Santana looks more pissed off than she ever has been. All three boys start singing the chorus.
One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories
even though they weren't so great
"He tastes like you only sweeter"
One night, yeah, and one more time
Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories
"He, he tastes like you only sweeter"
Rory steps back and starts to pop and lock while singing the next part with Artie's help.
Been looking forward to the future
But my eyesight is going bad
And this crystal ball
It's always cloudy except for (except for)
When you look into the past (look into the past)
One night stand (one night stand off)
All three sing the chorus coming together right in front of Brittany. Who's face is blank while Santana looks like she is about to attack any second.
One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories
even though they weren't so great
"He tastes like you only sweeter"
One night, yeah, and one more time
Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories
"He, he tastes like you only sweetier"
Rory jumps off the stage and pulls a reluctant Brittany up. Santana jumps up, but is held back by Mike and Blaine. Rory sings to Brittany holding her hands.
They say I only think in the form of crunching numbers
In hotel rooms collecting page six lovers
Got we out of my mind and get you out of those clothes
I'm a liner away from getting you into the mood, when
Before Rory can finish the song Brittany smacks him so hard across the face that he falls down. Right then Santana finally breaks free only to have Brittany crash into her arms crying.
"I will ends you Irish. No one tries to hit on my girl and lives to tell about it. Let alone tries to take her away from me and lives to tell about it. When I get done comforting MY GIRLFRIEND not only will I ends you Irish, but the rest of you are in for it too." Santana threatens glaring each of them down before picking Brittany up and carrying her out.
"Shit, we're all screwed." Puck says his eyes glued on the door she had exited.
"I told you this was a horrible idea. That Brittany was in love with her, but no none of you four cared to listen and then of course the rest of you idiots just followed along." Quinn shouts turning on Rory, Artie, Finn and Rachel.
"I don't see the problem so Santana's angry with us." Rachel says walking towards Quinn.
"No you don't get it remember Mercedes when you insulted Brittany freshman year." Quinn asks.
"Oh shit you don't think it would be like that do you." Mercedes suddenly starts to get very worried.
"No I bet it will be worse that was just an insult." Kurt says remembering the whole horrible situation.
"What happened?" Mike asks.
"Well it was the third day of school freshman year and I walked in the school. Brittany was wearing a pink tutu and singing some song from the Little Mermaid. I thought it might help my rep if I made fun of her. She apparently had just made the Cheerios and had yet to get her uniform. I called her a retard and shoved her into the lockers not my finest moment. Brittany started crying then out of nowhere Santana's fist connected with my face she got in ten punches before Brittany grabbed her arm and Santana left with her." Mercedes says, "I ended up in the hospital with five broken ribs, a broken arm and a concussion." she finishes.
"Oh god we are dead aren't we." Artie says his face falls.
They all stare at each other very terrified of what the Latina will do to them.
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"Britt Britt are you okay?" Santana asks very worried as Brittany has been shaking the entire walk to the Cheerios locker room and doesn't stop when they sit down.
"I'm just so mad that they thought all of our friends thought that you aren't good for me. That I don't know what I want. It just makes me so mad." Brittany cries in frustration.
"Oh babe I'm furious too that they thought that and that you would leave me for Irish if he sang a song to you. And don't you worry I'm going to get them back." Santana tells her still holding her girlfriend.
Brittany looks up into those chocolate orbs and sees nothing, but the truth. She can't help, but smile and snuggle more into the Latina. This is where she belongs she thinks not in some guy's arms. In the only person who knows her better than herself. No one will ruin what they have so long as they are together everything will be fine.
"No violence babe," Brittany says helping Santana up.
"But B," Santana whines looking into her girlfriends baby blues she knows she means business. "Fine."
"Good now come on we have to get to Spanish unless you want detention again." Brittany says smiling as Santana drags her down the hall.
No matter what Brittany says Santana is going to get revenge on the whole lot of them. Her plan is simple four times a day slushies from the jocks who will gladly do it. Having all their clothes stolen by the Cheerios after changing for gym. And spilling all their secrets to Jacob. None of it is violent so Britt can't complain and she gets to keep her status of bitch, badass and HBIC. It is the best of both worlds though Rory will get an added bonus of her telling mama Pierce who won't take kindly to someone trying to sabotage her daughter's relationship. Especially since she thinks Santana is the best thing to happen to Brittany.
"Come on San stop planning their death and explain what this means to me." Brittany whispers kissing her cheek.
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"Hey Stephanie wait up." Artie yells rolling after the Cheerio.
"What do you want roller boy?" she sneers, but stops for some reason.
"You have a crush on Santana don't you?" Artie asks already knowing the answer is yes. Everyone knows she has it bad for the Latina.
"Maybe what's it to you and she's dating Britta anyway." Stephanie points out cause she has tried and got shot down in two seconds flat before Santana turned and started making out with Brittany.
"Well it just so happens that I know that Santana can't and won't be faithful so all you have to do is keep hitting on her and she's bound to come around. Come to glee today and you'll see." Artie says smiling.
"Ugh no way would I be caught dead in that loser hole." Stephanie scrunches her nose as if it is the worst thing ever.
"Listen I'll pay you five hundred dollars just show." Artie offers.
"Deal wheels," Stephanie says shaking his hand. "What time do I show?"
"Just come after Cheerios practice, but make sure Santana and Brittany are already there." Artie says before they part ways.
This plan of his is ingenious and he knows it. Santana is a sex hound and if someone offers it to her she'll take there is no doubt in his mind. He also knows that since Brittany hates violence she won't do anything, but leave the Latina. A shadow of doubt crosses his mind with the slap she had done to Rory, but he shrugs it off as heat of the moment. No Santana will ruin her own relationship with the blonde and he will be there to comfort her.
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By the time glee comes around everyone, but Brittany and Santana who skip to their seats in the back corner, slops in and sit as far away from the Latina as possible. They are all covered each of them even Puck head to toe in a multitude of slushie colors. The girls are still wearing their gym clothes except for Santana and Brittany.
"What the hell happened to all of you?" Mr. Shue asks walking in taking notice of the satisfied smirk on Santana's face.
"The jocks attached us several time with slushies." Puck shutters remembering the five slushies he had received.
"And before that the Cheerios stole our clothes." Rachel adds looking guilty.
"It's all her fault." Artie accuses pointing at Santana.
"What I'd do?" Santana gasps raising her hands up.
"Yeah what did San do? She's been with me since Rory's horrible song and all of your attempt to get me to date him. Which by the way is totally gross." Brittany says moving closer to Santana their hands clasped together.
"Brittany she's not good for you. She did all of this to us." Finn says.
"Yeah sweetie we're just trying to help you be happy." Kurt adds.
Before Brittany or Santana can say anything or Mr. Shue attempts to regain control Stephanie runs in jumps on Santana's lap and kisses her.
"What the hell?" Santana shouts jumping up as Stephanie falls to the floor.
"Oh come on San you know you want me as much as I want you." Stephanie says leaning in to kiss Santana again.
Stephanie goes flying back after someone punches her in the face.
"Stay the fuck away from MY GIRLFRIEND, slut!" Brittany growls towering over Stephanie who is holding her hand under her bleeding nose. It is cracked and a piece of bone is poking out of the skin. Santana is ultra turned on by protective Brittany and cursing is an added bonus.
"Fuck Britt! It was him; he paid me five hundred dollars." Stephanie points at Artie before running out of the room.
Brittany wheels around death in her eyes as she stares at Artie. Everyone is terrified they had never seen Brittany like this before. It is a reaction they would expect from Santana who also looks like she wants to kill Artie. She walks up to him and punches him in the crotch.
"Babe it's okay calm down." Santana says wrapping her arms around the blonde's waist who is shaking with rage pulling her away from Artie.
"Um, is Britt okay?" Kurt hesitantly asks.
"I'm fine," Brittany says still glaring at Artie.
"I'll let this one pass for all of you." Santana says motioning at everyone, but Artie. "You all seemed shocked and frankly I think I've several punished you all enough for now."
Artie rolls out before he ends up dead. He now knows he has no chance of getting Brittany back.
"What the heck happened to Brittany?" Mike asks what everyone else is thinking.
"I've never seen her that angry. I always thought you were the possessive one." Quinn says realizing how little she actually knows her two best friends.
"I've seen her that angry." Puck admits.
"Well come on when was it." Mercedes asks as Brittany and Santana seem to be off in their own world.
"It was end of sophomore year and I was waiting for Santana in her room. You know booty call. When Brittany and Santana came in now I thought hey cool three way. I must have said something aloud cause all the sudden Brittany kneed me in the groin yelling about hurting Santana and to never touch her again. Needless to say I tried again when Santana got back from her summer vacation first week of junior year. And let me tell you I've never been so scared in my life Brittany chased me around Santana's house with a freakin' axe. Santana finally calmed her down and I booked it out of there." Puck tells them shuttering.
"What's the point of this story?" Finn asks unsure why Puck told them this.
"That Brittany is just as possessive, jealous and protective of Santana as she is of Brittany." Puck says as though it is the most obvious thing in the world.
"Shit I'd hate to be Artie," Quinn says everyone shocked that Brittany the nice, innocent, naive one could act like Satan.
"Well Puckerman you hurt Tana I couldn't let you get away with hurting my girl." Brittany shrugs finally coming back to the world around her. Now that Santana has calmed her down. While Puck had been telling his story Santana decided to start play tonsil hockey with Brittany as she had been ultra turned on by Brittany's protectiveness.
"Wait you two have only been dating for three months." Mercedes says very confused. "Why would Brittany be upset about Puck?" she asks.
"Official we have been dating for three months though we've been together since end of sophomore year." Santana says slipping her arms around Brittany's waist.
"Hold up Britt dated Artie half of junior year." Sam says still so confused along with the rest of them.
Mr. Shue has given up on anything productive getting done until after this whole mess is settled. He resigned to sit quietly and wait to make his big announcement.
"I only dated Artie cause Santana didn't want to stop secretly dating and I was tired of it. After junior prom though she told her parents and mine that she was in love with me and we started dating again. Though I didn't count it as official until she kissed me in a crowded hall and the whole school knew we were dating." Brittany explains.
"Wow just wow," Blaine says smiling at the two girls. Honestly no one is that surprised after all the two girls have always been inseparable.
Apologies flood them as everyone even Rory apologizes for being stupid for trying to break them up. Puck and Quinn apologize for not telling them what was going down. Brittany being Brittany accepts everyone's and tells them she won't hold it against them if they never do anything like this again. Everyone instantly agrees not wanting to upset the blonde anymore. Santana on the other hand grunts and says she'll consider it.
"Okay everyone now that you've all settled your problems I have a huge announcement that I think you'll all like." Mr. Shue says excitedly.
"Great this is going to be something that Berry gets to show how good she again." Quinn grumbles and everyone agrees.
"No it will future everyone at one point. We will be singing at the Rockshield Motocross Races this weekend. We will sing in between races so I will put people together. I know you will all have fun so what do you say?" Mr. Shue says smiling hopefully.
"Oh my god Mr. Shue this is an amazing opportunity for all of us." Rachel gushes as they all start discussing who should sing with who and what.
Brittany looks over at Santana frowning. She can't go she has to compete in the race at least three of them.
"Mr. Shue, I can't come I have my job this weekend." Brittany says as everyone stares at her.
"Tell them you have a glee thing I'm sure they'll understand." Quinn says.
"No they won't," Brittany sadly says she feels guilty for not being able to go.
"Listen, she really does have to deal with her job this weekend, but I'm down for going. Though I'll have to meet you at the race on Saturday as I have a family thing on Friday." Santana says actually smiling at them.
"So we're all going, but Brittany." Mr. Shue asks.
"Yeah," they all shout.
"We'll leave Friday after school and meet you Santana at the track for a run through before the races early Saturday morning." Mr. Shue says passing out permission slips before excusing everyone.
"Britt Britt are you ready for them to know you're a professional rider?" Santana asks walking out to her bike.
"Wither I'm ready or not is irradiant at this point, but yes I guess I am. Yours or mine?" Brittany asks as Santana shakes her head at her girlfriends confusing of words.
"Yours I want to see you in your gear so I can rip it off?" Santana whispers seductively.
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Friday comes and everyone notices that Brittany and Santana are again absent. Though no one knows the reason why they are gone at least the real reason.
Brittany's dad and mom drive the trailer with her three bikes while Santana drives her. This is how it's been since Santana got her license. Not that Brittany minds she loves riding with Santana and for her part Santana likes to know that Brittany's safe.
"When we get there I have to run the track on all three bikes get a feel for it. Then make sure there's enough time between the three races to change bikes." Brittany rambles listing off things that have to get done today.
"Babe slow down what races are you racing?" Santana asks taking a hand off the steering wheel and grabbing Brittany's.
"The show jumps, the five mile and the sprints." Brittany tells her lacing their fingers together.
"Do you have to do the sprints there the most dangerous and I can't bear the thought of losing you." Santana says tightening her grip on Brittany's hand.
"San, sweetie you're not going to lose me okay, I promise. You're stuck with me for a long time." Brittany says kissing her at the red light. "Oh I almost forgot we have dinner tonight with my sponsor from Redbull."
"Fuck really?"
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After arriving and having a smooth running on the track the two girls head back to their hotel room to change for the dinner. Brittany's parents already have plans leaving the girls to go to the sponsor dinner themselves.
"Brittany good to see you." Chris says standing up and shaking her hand.
"It's nice to see you as well." Brittany gives him her best smile.
"Santana what a pleasant surprise." Chris says acting surprised though he had suspected that she would be coming anyway. "It's so good to see you." He is ogling her in her tight black mini dress that hugged her in all the right places. He can't take his eyes off of the Latina.
"It's very nice to see you and where else would I be." Santana laughs grabbing onto Brittany's arm.
"Well come on let's go I have a table waiting for us." Chris says leading them to the back of the restaurant his hand on Santana's back guiding her. Brittany walks behind them glaring at the man.
Chris sits down with his back to the wall. Brittany pulls Santana's chair out for her to sit.
"Thanks hun," Santana smiles as Brittany sits next to her.
They order their food and start eating. Santana orders a smoked salmon sandwich while Brittany get some pasta. After they finish eating Chris clears his throat wanting to discuss business now.
"Well let's get down to business. Brittany we would like you to do several commercials and we're coming up with a clothing line that we expect you to endorse." Chris says handing over a check for advance payment. "This is the first payment and I think you'll agree it's more than enough." he gets up smiling.
"How can I say no," Brittany says handing the check over to Santana, also getting up. "As always it's good doing business with you. I hopefully see you at the races tomorrow." she smiles shaking his hand.
"Goodnight Brittany, Santana." Chris says nodding his head at the two girls his eyes lingering on Santana longer before leaving.
The two girls leave as well heading back to the hotel in silence Santana gripping the check tightly in her hands.
"I don't like him, he's gross and he hits on me." Santana complains peeling off her mini dress.
"Maybe, but they're my biggest sponsor so thank you for being your charming well mannered self." Brittany says kissing her neck having already shed her clothes.
"Hum, am I going to get a reward for being such a good girl?" Santana seductively asks backing up.
"You bed," Brittany growls jumping on top of her kissing her passionately. She yanks off Santana's thong throwing it across the room. Santana gasps as Brittany harshly thrusts her fingers in her. She is so turned on by how rough the blonde is being, her normal sweet, innocent, soft demeanor gone. This is the reason why the Latina always comes with Brittany she loves when her girlfriend gets all rough with her. It normally only happens the night before a race.
"Harder...Britt...harder," Santana moans thrusting her hips up for more friction. Brittany smirks adding another finger picking up her pace pumping faster and deeper curling her fingers to hit the Latina's one spot that always sends her over the edge.
"Fuck San," Brittany groans sucking on her neck playing with her clit smiling as she sees the Latina's eyes roll back in her head. A few seconds later the blonde feels Santana tighten around her fingers.
"BRIT-" is all Santana gets out before she climaxes. Brittany rides it out waiting for her to slump down into the bed before removing her fingers staring the Latina in her eyes as she sucks each finger.
"Hum you taste great." Brittany smiles kissing her girl before pulling up the blankets around them.
"I'm so returning the fav-" Santana grumbles curling up against Brittany both girls falling asleep.
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"Santana, San, get up! You have to meet the glee kids and I have to get ready for the races." Brittany groans trying to shove a sleeping Santana off of her.
"Five more minutes mom." Santana mumbles into Brittany's chest.
"Santana Lopez if you don't get up right now or I'm not having sex with you for a month." Brittany shouts, this gets Santana up. She bolts up before glaring at Brittany. "Glee club, you have twenty to get down to the track and meet them." she says smacking her butt on the way to the shower.
"I hate you,"
"Awe come on you know you love it."
Both girls are dressed and out the door in fifteen minutes. They kiss before Santana heads towards the track to meet the glee club and Brittany heads to her tent.
"Good luck and be careful!" Santana shouts.
"I always am." Brittany winks running back to her for one last kiss.
Santana plasters her annoyed face on when she sees the glee club. She wonders what hotel they are staying in and hopes it isn't the same one as her and Brittany.
"Finally now we can get started." Rachel says when she sees Santana.
"Shut it Hobbit I better be singing with my home girl Mercedes and I will not sing before the show jumps, five mile or the sprints." Santana informs them.
"Okay Santana." Mr. Shue says slightly rolling his eyes wondering like everyone else why not those races.
The run through goes smooth and they all head out to get food after. The first race is slated to start at one which means they have to meet back up at twelve forty. Santana sneaks off back to Brittany's tent.
"I'll be rotting for you beautiful." Santana whispers in her ear coming up from behind and wrapping her arms around her girlfriend's waist. Who is already clad in her gear.
"Good to know." Brittany says spinning around and capturing her girl's lips. "Now get back before Rachel and Shue have a heart attack." she kisses her one more time before Santana saunters out swaying her hips. Brittany stares after the girl shaking her head going back to focus on the race.
Puck and Artie sing first before the first race which is for Santana the dreaded sprints. Well it is more like rapping which the crowd really likes.
"The first race today is the elite pros sprints. These are the boys who are the best of the best, national title winners and we are lucky enough to have the best overall racer here today. She won the overall national title, points winner and the champ." the PA announcer says.
"Santana I know this race is exciting, but really you're practically on the track." Kurt says as everyone witnesses Santana freaking out.
"Wow what has gotten into Satan." Mercedes says wide eyed.
"Racers, on your mark, ready, set, go!"
Santana squeezes the fence tight, holding her breath as the mass of riders come out of the gate. When she sees Brittany start to pull ahead she lets out a sigh of relief.
"And Pierce takes the leads; it looks like Pierce will win yet again. And there it is Pierce adds another win to her massive lead over her next closest opponent." the PA announces.
"Pierce?" Sam says looking around at everyone.
Mr. Shue and the rest of the club look confused and then look over at where Santana had been. She has leapt the fence and runs straight for Brittany. Brittany stumbles back dropping her bike to catch her crazy girlfriend who starts kissing her after ripping off Brittany's helmet.
"Good race Pierce!" Miller shouts at the two girls really jealous of Brittany having such a sexy girlfriend that is always with her and all over her.
"Well Pierce you had a good race are you ready for the race for the title in two weeks?" a reporter asks.
"As ready as I will ever be, now if you don't mind I have to go get ready for my next race." Brittany smiles pushing her bike with one hand the other around Santana's waist.
"You were amazing." Santana says kissing Brittany's cheek as they approach the glee kids.
"Whoa, Britt you were fucking awesome." Puck says slapping her on the back.
"So this is why you didn't come." Rachel asks astonished.
"Why haven't you told us before?" Kurt asks.
"You all think I'm dumb." Brittany shrugs.
"Britt, I'm sorry we made you feel like that, but you're an amazing rider at least I think. And I can't believe you're the best overall professional rider." Quinn says smiling.
"Yes my girl is the best and always takes care of me." Santana says whispering the last part only to Quinn winking. Quinn gets it, that Brittany riding makes her a lot of money and of course Santana benefits. Not that that's the reason Santana is with Brittany, but she just wants people to know that Brittany can take care of her just like she takes care of Brittany.
"I'd love to stay and chat, but I have to get ready for my next race." Brittany says waving. "See you at the finish line babe," she says kissing Santana.
"Be careful,"
"I always am."