Hey guys! I apologize for taking months to finish this (WORST. WRITERS. BLOCK. EVER.) but now I'm back, and you'll see a lot more from me! the 24th was my birthday, and I got a ton of awesome stuff. I got a Doctor Who shirt, a Sherlock poster, a drawing tablet, a sketch book and small tin of pencils, and a Doctor who door poster. My life is complete. *lays on ground* But yes, I hope you all enjoy this chapter, and I promise you that there will be more very very soon! Love you all! ~X

Chapter 5: The Awkward Life I live

I was really freaked out in the next morning. I mean come on, what if Sweden told the others? Sweden may not be one of those types to tell on people but I was still nervous. The slip of a tongue and my life could be over completely.

I dressed in one of the dresses, which was gray and came down to my thighs with some black gray tights underneath. If I wasn't a guy, I'd say I looked pretty epic. But I'm a guy. I really don't like wearing girls clothes… I DON'T! …Well, somewhat.

So I came out looking at Finland who was cooking again. I. Swear. Why is he always cooking.. (Especially cookies with Santa's and reindeer on them… Makes me feel like I'm murdering him..) He must have an addiction. Its called... *le gasp*

…. A COOKING ADDICTION.

But anyway, I smiled at him and he handed me a cookie with a giggle, which I couldn't refuse (I'm American and those are fucking cookies. And then you have Finland. Leave me alone.)

After eating the cookie with a glass of milk, and rinsing my dishes; I headed into the living room, and snuggled into the couch with some random Christmas blanket twisted up around my legs. I pulled Miranda's Ipod out and played Angry Birds.

Suddenly my whole body froze thanks to a freezing aura entering the room. I looked up, scared, and almost cried out when I saw Sweden. Why do you have to scare me, Sweden?!

"we need t' talk." He stated, "In y'ur room." He turned after he was done talking, and started walking towards my room.

I followed him, nervous, and as soon as we were inside, he closed the door.

Before Sweden had the chance to open his mouth, I was wringing my hands and freaking out. "Please, Mr. Sweden… Don't tell them please…" I begged. I hated confrontation and felt my throat closing up at the thought of the laughs and the uncomfortable silence I'd receive. I didn't need it. "I'd die if anyone else found out. Its embarrassing.."

He studied me quietly, his blue eyes searching. He sighed, before speaking quietly "I won't tell. But ya need t' be more c'reful. If anyone walks in, they'll kn'w and I can't stop that. "

I nodded weakly, "What do I do then?" I asked, feeling nervous still, worried about the possibility of people finding out. I had Sweden on my side… but he couldn't always be there. I knew that.

"Ya have to lock your door. And I will try to h'lp until you can handle it yours'lf." He nodded down at me, and I looked up at him, happy.

"Thank you so much.." I grinned, still slightly uneasy, but with a large majority of the burden taken off of my chest, I was happy.

He nodded, and walked out of the room, and I breathed a sigh of relief. One problem taken care of. Now. I thought, I need to try to get to spend time staring at Norway and Iceland. Oohh yesss…. I mean. Talking to them. And enjoying their awesome company. Hehe… yess…

I stalked out of my room, and searched the house in a very cool way. I walked around, peeked into every room, and hoped for the best.

Now I feel like I should let you know, that what happened next was not meant to happen. I mean, I feel kind of bad. Kind of. But not really. I opened the door to an unmarked door, and was surprised to find Norway inside. Well. I'd basically checked every other room on the bottom two floors, and if Norway wasn't on these two, I would have to venture into the unknown. And I wasn't feeling that up for exploring, please and thank you.

But anyways, when I opened the door, I was kind of shocked, because I opened the door for one and Norway was in there, but he was half naked and I nearly had to cover my nose from the beauty.

He turned as soon as the door opened and growled, his eyes darker than usual and he looked pissed. "Get out. Now."

I was frozen for a split second, "Oh! I'm so sorry, oh my god, I'm so sorry Norway I-I didn't mean to barge in on you like this I'm so so sorry, oh…" I covered my eyes, even though I so wanted to look (Gotta respect people's privacy bro) and walked out, and ran into Iceland, falling onto him making both of us fall onto the ground.

I uncovred my eyes and groaned, having banged my head into his, and blinked, trying to resist the urge to just make out with him right here. Fucking hormones, oh well hello there, time to get up! I stood up, rubbing my forehead, "So so sorry. Yeah… I'm just going to go down stairs n-now!" I raced downstairs, just hoping I didn't run into anyone else, while I had the start of a boner from just being close to Iceland. Mm… he smelt so good. Okay no, no, no, stop it, don't think about him. Think about your grandma. Think about dead puppies. Okay good… I sighed, heart still beating fast. I have to be more careful. I just nearly got myself discovered by having a boner on an extremely cute but not into me guy. Geez, so many guys in one area, I think I'm going to die.

So here I was, sitting at the bottom of the staircase, breathing hard and the cutest guys ever still fresh in my brain. And guess who decided it was best to bother me right now. Just take a wild guess. Denmark.

"Hey you!" He grinned, slinging an arm around my shoulders and narly screaming into my ear.

I glared at him, and tried to push him away, "Fuck off."

He laughed, and hugged me. I could smell the freaking booze on him. What the hell. "Don't be so stuck up. You don't want to act like Norway!~ He's all grumpy and mean. "

And of course, I can't deal with one Nordic at a time, because as soon as he called Norway that, Norway was choking him with his tie, and Denmark let go of me, preferring to try and save his oxygen than hug me.

"Shut up, you Dane." Norway growled, letting go after a moment.

Denmark rubbed the back of his head nervously, "Yeah, Yeah, Whatever Norway. I think you just-.. I have something to do!" He yelped when Norway gave him a deadly look, and he took off.

I attempted to do the same, "Oh yeah, me too!"

Norway stared at me. "No you don't."

"O-okay, I don't!" I hated to act so easily bossed around, but something about Norway always scared me. The same thing very much so attracted me. Fuck my brain…

"I accept your apology. But do not barge in on my room ever again. Or you will go missing. " He gave me an evil look, and I nodded, swallowing loudly.

"Got it. " I laughed awkwardly, "Barge in, end up dead in the cold Norwegian wilderness… I think I'm going to go with knocking…Yeah… Sounds good to me. Well you seem busy with being angry and I have things I want to do, so…bye!" I took off running away from him, totally freaked.

Yeah, Today was very interesting so far, and I could feel it was only going to get even more interesting as the day went on…

Review and tell me whether you think Iceland noticed or not. ;) You know what I mean.