Hello! This is my newest chapter story, :P it's a boy~ Woot woot! XD Enjoy please review :3

Yeah I'm stuck in a box, and…

Chapter 1: I don't think I'm a tomato.. or a girl.

Summary: I woke up in a box, found out I was in Hetalia, and had to pretend I was a fricking girl so I wouldn't be thought strange that I was wearing a girl's pair of pants and a girl's shirt. (WHY ME?!) Good thing I have a high voice… :/

"PUT IT ON!" Serena, one of my two friends screamed at me, and I panicked, trying to escape the death grips of two yaoi fangirls.

"NOOOO! YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME!" I screamed running from the overly girly 1D obsessive store.

…. In my batman boxers. Needless to say, I was quickly escorted out of the mall. Now cold, and hating the world; I shivered my way back to the parking garage where me and my friends had parked the car. Two guys looked me over and I groaned. Fuck my life.

"Hey sexy, you got quite the body." I felt a hand touch the back of my boxers.

I was absolutely fucking done with this shit. "No thank you, I'm actually quite annoying and obnoxious on the inside. I'm not into anything you think I'm into." I growled lowly. I don't want anyone touching me. I just want to go to the car, type in the code, and sit in there, and wait for the two demons to get their asses out here.

The guy laughed, "Sure, you little fine piece of ass." He licked his lips scanning my half naked body. Die motherfucker, just drop dead now.

I groaned. Fucker. That's it. I turned around and kicked him in the face," Say another word. I dare you, asshole."

"Oh, you little spit fire." He stood up again grinning widely.

Okay. I'm going to jail tonight, I decided.

And not for being in my boxers. I swung my fist into his face, before his little helper decided to join the fight. He grabbed me from behind and pushed me into the parking garage. The person in the booth was fucking asleep! Dick…

I was pushed against an old car, and the guy I had punched laughed, walking over," Hi there you little fag. Did you really think I was into you?"

"I'm fucking straight! Jesus why does no one fucking listen?!" Okay partial lie. I'm not telling anyone I'm bisexual. It'd just give my friends more incentive. I watched as he laughed obnoxiously.

I hate the world. Oh, Yeah I forgot.

Hi, my name is Mitchell. I was born early, and had always been small. I didn't even hit puberty yet either which sucks because that means I'm weaker looking than most guys and can easily pass as a girl. I'm 15. I am hoping for a huge growth spurt and its still not here… So anyway I am a huge anime lover, and otaku. Except the thing is I don't have any good anime friends so I can't enjoy it that much… Except yaoi fangirls..

Which sucks. I don't even have any real guy friends. I'm stuck with two girls who find it fun to set me up on dates with guys. I hate yaoi fangirls. That is all I need to say.

Coming back to the reality of the fucking cunt licking world, I was pinned against this stupid car. Then god; or maybe it was the devil- I couldn't decide yet, decided to be nice/cruel and brought my two lovely women to me again.

"MITCHELL! NOO!" quickly, Serena- short blonde with an obsession with my hair- sprung into action, tackling one of the guys and holding a knife to his face, "Stay away from my sexy haired man."

I was going to have to kill her… What the hell is going on in her mind..?

Miranda- tall redhead, pretty blue eyes, silent as Sweden, walked over and took the other guy away from me and handed me a pair of sweatpants and an old tee shirt. I gave her a grateful look and she threw me the keys before going to threaten the other guy who was attempting to make a move on Serena. Hah… Idiot..

Soon they ran off after a good long ass whooping from the girls that looked more like guys than I look like a guy. Sad days… Sad days… I shook my head.

I groaned, " You two suck. I wanted to go to jail for a different reason than indecent exposure! Jesus no one gives me a break!" I threw my hands in the air and walked away to the car.

I could hear Serena giggling saying something about my hair, and I definitely felt Miranda's eyes on my ass. Oh my god you two. Stop staring at me like a couple of crazies. Jesus.

Then a freaking car came rolling down the ramp from behind, which at the moment I didn't know. All I heard was Serena screaming for me to 'FUCKING MOVE SEXY HAIR' before I turned to find a big sudan going full speed at me, before the person realized I wasn't going to move. I screamed as it slammed into me, running me over.

My body fell to the ground, and I could tell my legs were broken, and my chest hurt like hell. Serena ran over to me, and I mindlessly noted to myself that the sudan driver must have drove off. I saw Miranda calling someone on the phone, Mm…. I wonder if she'd order me pizza…

I could feel my own blood all over the pavement and every thing hurt before it went black.

I woke up to darkness, and a voice I knew very well…

"Ve~! Look germany! A box of Tomatos!"

Aww Fuck, I'm not a box of tomatoes!

Hola my amigos! What's up? :P Hope you all enjoyed my new oc Mitchell. I've been trying to come up with a girl name for him. I was thinking something like "Michelle" that way he could be like "my name is mitch- Michelle." So…

Review if you'd like, tell me if you liked it or if you think things could be fixed. This will be awesome hopefully. Pairing is IDK at the moment but I'm really considering Iceland, Norway, or Denmark. SuFin will be in this. The other two left over will be going out with someone/ each other.