A/N: Sorry for the late update on this story, as well as the Tonight Show and everything. After nearly dying of a schizophrenic freakout when my COMPLETED chapter of MSGW was deleted, I just took a break from this and the two others. Anyway, I hope this is worth the five-month wait! Maybe I'll get a few chapters up before 2014 ends. Lol
Anyway! Before you read, it won't be as hilarious as some of my other chapters. JUST A FAIR WARNING. But you should read anyway. ;) Just consider this chapter to be my re-start up chapter; 33 will be better once I do get to it. 33 will focus more on clips rather than on the randomness that the MSGW crew goes through, so that's another reason why it'll be more... MSGWish then.
And sometimes I wonder how my writing style on here is sucky compared to my other stories like CBTS, ID and LC...
To BlackPanther, butter123 and Demented and Disturbed, yes to all three of you. Shadow King will be added eventually, feel free to make animations (That includes anyone else too!) and thanks for the clip idea.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own any characters [except Alex], and I do not own any song lyrics mentioned on here.
ALSO IMPORTANT NEWS: I have some news that I want to share with you guys...
I... I'm going to discontinue this story. This chapter will be the last one [maybe]... :( :(
Episode 32 (I think)
Alex is sitting at her computer, writing a story for her FanFiction account iSqueakers.
"What should I put next? Oh Yeah! 'Wendy is in her room, lying on her bed crying, the piercing insults repeating in her head, as if a thousand bees have stung her emotions-'"
All the sudden, Roy breaks into Alex's room.
"Roy! Umm, hey!"
"Don't hey me! We have things to talk about! I heard your A/N on Mario Scenes Gone Wrong! Are you firing all of us?!"
"No!" Alex lied, "Umm... It's a joke! I'm seeing if people who watch that show take it seriously or not!"
"Good! Now get your butt up from that chair and go to the MSGW studio! If I see that there is no 33rd episode, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!" Roy commanded. Alex shook her head.
"And do what?"
"Throw you in a pit of lions."
Alex shrugs her shoulders, "... Lions? They're no big deal."
"Fine. I'll throw you in a pit of spiders," Roy threatened.
This time, Alex looks frightened, "Okay, heck no! Please do NOT do that! They scare me! Okay I'll have you guys do a 33rd episode!"
"And a 34th. And a 35th. And a 50th."
"OKAY FINE! JUST SHUT UP!"
[A/N: I have changed my mind. This story will continue on until at least the 50th chapter. *Looks over at Roy with a glare* END A/N]
"Good! You're continuing to the 50th episode at least! Now go to the freaking MSGW studio!" commanded Roy.
"I'm banned there, remember? The police don't want me there!"
All the sudden, Roy pulls out his magic wand and transforms Alex into Madea.
"Do i look like I'm scared of the po po Roy? Call the po po, I aint scared of the po po!" Alex shouted as she runs towards the studio. Roy smiles and walks towards the studio also.
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"Yo mama's so round and crusty when she wears red I think she's a pizza!" Mario called out to Bowser.
"Oh yeah Mario? Well, yo momma's so fat that when she goes swimming, blue whales pop up everywhere singing 'We are family! Even though you're fatter than me!'" Bowser fired back. Mario rolls his eyes as he thinks up another one.
"Yo mama's so stupid, she invented a solar-powered flashlight!"
"Yo momma's so stupid she thought relief was spelled R-O-L-A-I-D-S!" Bowser replied.
"Yeah? Well yo mama's so ugly she makes onions cry!" fired Mario.
Instead of Bowser firing off another Yo Mama joke, Ludwig does instead, "Your biological mother is so overveight zat she poses an extreme risk of developing diabetes, obesity and cardiovascular disease."
The MSGW gang gives Ludwig a weird look.
"Fine! I'll put it in your simplistic language! Yo momma's so fat she's gonna get ze 'diabetis', a 'badonkadonk', and 'heart attack'," Ludwig explained.
"Ooh! I get it!" Bowser exclaimed as he erupts into a laughing fit. Eventually, his laughs start to sound like a schoolgirl's laughs. Thinking his joke was seriously not as hilarious as Bowser thought, Ludwig gives his father a glare.
"Are you done vith ze giggling fit, Fazzer?"
"Hahahaha! Hang on Ludwig!"
Ludwig rolls his eyes.
"Oh! And everyone welcome back Princess Peach! The Shadow Queen was exorcised out of her!" Mario told the audience members. They proceed to clap after the plumber's announcement.
"Thank you! Thank yoooou! While Bowser's laughing, let's get on with the show!" Peach announced.
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Dalalala Dalalala Dalalala DalalaLA
Wendy: Oh the Mario games are amazing!
But some of the cut clips are crazy!
Who would have thought
Those clips we forgot
Will someday come to useeeeeeee!
OH YEAH!
All: MARIO SCENES GONE WRONG!
Wendy: The show that shows bloopers, cuts and many flops!
All: OH, MARIO SCENES GONE WRONG!
Ludwig: Mario Scenes Gone Vrong!
All: NO! IT IS 'WRONG,' LUDWIG!
Ludwig: Geez, my accent's nothing big!
Dalalala Dalalala Dalalala DalalaLA
Wendy: YEAH!
All: YEAH!
Wendy: Alright yall!
All: Alright!
Wendy: Let's do a roll call!
Mario! (Yes!)
Luigi! (NO!)
Peach! (Back on the roll! Yay!)
Daisy! (Maybe So!)
Bowser! (Hahahaha!)
Ludwig! (Present!)
Lemmy! (HI!)
Roy! (Hmm...)
Iggy! (Bye!)
Morton! (Cya!)
Larry! (Hasta la vista!)
Junior! (We're not leaving, idiots!)
And I am Wendy, your home girl, singing this song!
All: YEAH! OH! THIS IS MARIO SCENES GONEE WRONGGG!
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"Okay, as announced, we will do New Super Mario Brothers U!" announced Luigi.
"Let's get on with this..." Mario continued.
"Oh," Peach caught herself, "This clip was sent in by FeelTheWrathOfAura!"
=== NEW SUPER MARIO BROTHERS U ===
Mario and Luigi are in Layer-Cake Desert, walking through the sand towards the castle.
"This world is the best! It's full of fattening food!" Mario exclaimed, rubbing his stomach. Luigi rolls his eyes at his brother.
"Bro! You're going on a diet! The Super Luigi Diet that will get you ready for Bikini Season!"
"Luigi... I don't wear Bikinis..." Mario glared.
"That's not what the pictures in "The Box" say," Luigi answered, doing the quotation signs with his fingers when he said The Box. Mario glares at him in return.
"YOU KNOW WHAT! I'M GONNA-"
Before Mario finishes his threat, the wind blows Luigi's hat off his head.
"MAMA MIA!" Luigi cried, running after the hat. Mario stays where he's at and laughs.
"Hahahaha! This Dessert hates you! HAHAHAHA DESSERT! GET IT? IT'S A DESERT MADE OF DESSERT! HAHAHAHA-"
Luigi ignores his brother's guffawing and still chases his hat. After a few minutes of chasing for his hat, Luigi ends up at a a sort of quicksand shaft. His hat falls into it!
"Oh no..."
Luigi did what any 'logical' Mario Brother would have done. He jumps into get it!
"I will get you hat- AHHHHHHH!"
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"THAT HURT!" Luigi cried, "I landed on a spike! A SPIKE!"
"Boo hoo! I live on spikes!"
"Shut up Mario! I'm not used to them!"
"And that's why I save Peach, bro," Mario replied, "And even your girlfriend from aliens!"
Luigi glares at Mario, "Whatever! Let's continue on with this stupid game!"
"Aww! Is it stupid because I'm the main one?"
"No! I have my own cool game!" Luigi declined, "Much cooler looking!"
The other characters, however, seem to be impatient.
"Hush ze vocal organs, you two. Ve have a zhow to run," Ludwig objected, "Next clip please. Zis vun vas from zome person who identifies zemself by... Umm... Anakin Rose ze Hedgehog..."
=== NEW SUPER MARIO BROTHERS U ===
Peach finds herself in a wedding dress, being escorted by Toadsworth down the aisle.
"I'm finally gonna marry Mario... Or Bowser. Which one is it?"
She continues walking down the aisle, but she sees something surprising.
"... Luigi? I'm marrying LUIGI?!"
Peach shakes her head as she walks up to Luigi, who is wearing a green suit. Luigi smiles, but Peach glares at the green plumber. Seeing the glare, Luigi frowns a bit.
"What? We're getting married!"
"NO WE ARE NOT! I love Mario! I only like you as a friend! You belong with DAISY!"
"... That wasn't on the script," Luigi mumbled as he throws a ring at Peach's face. The ring smacks Peach's forehead so hard that she collapses on the floor, "HAPPY MARRIAGE TO YOU TOO YOU FAT —"
Suddenly, an infamous commercial starts playing...
"HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!"
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"Did you see that smackdown Luigi did to Peach? David and Goliath style!" Roy laughed, "And that commercial! Oh my gosh! Annoying!"
"I think I still have that scar..."
"I think so too Peach," replied Mario, "But no worries Peach, the scars doesn't matter."
"Aww Mario! You're so sweet!"
"Because you're ugly either way," he joked. Peach's face turns red, and smoke starts coming out of her ears.
"GRRRR! MARIO! YOU'RE GOING DOWN!"
All of the sudden, Ke$ha bursts into the room and starts singing.
"IT'S GOING DOWN! I'M YELLING TIMBER! YOU BETTER MOVE! YOU BETTER DANCE!"
All of the characters get up from their chairs and start dancing. Peach, whose face is still red, removes her high heels and starts krumping in front of Mario.
"LET'S MAKE A NIGHT YOU WON'T REMEMBER! I'LL BE THE ONE YOU DON'T FORGET!" Ke$ha keeps singing.
By this time, the MSGW gang is exhausted, and they all plop down on their chairs. Peach's face is now back to her regular shade, and she actually appears to be wearing a smile.
"IT'S GOING DOWN-"
"SECURITY!" Roy shouted, "GET THIS ANNOYING COW OFF THE STAGE!"
The security guards then grab Ke$ha by her waist and carry her off. Ke$ha then looks at Roy and starts crying.
"B-but... Your love... Is my drug... I like your beard!"
"I don't care! You look like a freaking refrigerator! And I don't have a beard!"
"HOW DARE YOU SAY THE SAME THING THAT PSEUDO-DOCTOR LUKE SAID!" Ke$ha screamed at Roy, "If I see you again, I'll be screaming Timber as your head falls off of your stupid, hate-filled body! YOU HEAR ME! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME-"
Roy does a signal with his finger, which leads to the security guard taping Ke$ha's mouth shut with duct tape.
"Gosh, about time she shuts her mouth," Roy shakes his head, "Almost as bad as Morton."
After the encounter, the MSGW Gang sit there in awkwardness, wondering what to do next.
"Well... Iggy was lazy soo... umm... We have no more clips," Luigi told the audience.
"I guess we should end it..." Daisy nodded in reply, "I'm tired!"
"Well, good night, everyone! From the MSGW studios, this is the MSGW gang, signing out!"
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After the ending, Alex, Roy and Ludwig are gathered, the three of them talking to each other.
"Well..." Alex mumbled, "I hope you are happy, Roy."
"Yes I am!" Roy replied, "You will never quit without my say so!"
Ludwig, who is with them, then speaks up, "Yeah, or else Roy vill have a sissy fit."
"Shut up Ludwig!"
"Like zat."
"Ugh! Alex. Who do you like better? Me or Ludwig?"
Alex rubs her chin in thought, "Normally I like you-"
"ROY AND ALEX SITTING IN A TREE! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Ludwig shouted. Both Alex and Roy roll their eyes.
"Shut up Ludwig! We aren't even dating!" Alex screamed, but the poofy-haired Koopaling keeps going.
"First comes love! Zen Prom Night! Zen Fazzer's grandkid zat Roy abandons!"
Alex's face turns a deep read at the mentioning, while Roy stands there, arms crossed with an unimpressed look on his face.
"Are you done yet, my 'mature' brother?" the burly koopaling growls.
"Nope!" Ludwig smiled, "Just starting!"
"You are wrecking my reputation!"
All of the sudden, a wrecking ball crashes into the building, literally breaking the fourth wall. Miley Cyrus is riding on the ball while Clawdia is trying to twerk.
"YEAH YOU!" Miley sang, pointing to Ludwig, "YOU WRE-E-ECK ME!"
Ludwig quits mocking the two Koopas and turns to glare at Alex, "Are you done vith zese celebrity endorsements?"
Alex gives Ludwig a mocking smile and shakes her head, "Nope! Just starting! Miley Cyrus, turn it up!"
Miley gives Alex two thumbs up and starts singing even louder. All the sudden, Kim Kardashian comes in and starts singing her song.
"Turn it up turn it up turn it up turn it up so I can rock the night away! Awa-a-ay!" Kim Kardashian starts singing.
By this time, Ludwig is plugging his ears with both hands, with a look of annoyance and anger on his face. Still, Miley and Kim continuing singing.
"Imma burn it up tonight it's going down by live via satellite and all I see is angels in my eyes and the buzz got me way up in the sky! Ai-ai!" Kim Kardashian continued on.
"STOP SINGING!" Ludwig cried out. Miley Cyrus then shakes her head.
"And we can't stop... And we won't stop..."
"GO AWAY!" Ludwig screamed in reply. Miley shakes her head again.
"If you aren't ready to go home! Can I get a heckz no!"
Kim Kardashian, Clawdia, Roy and Alex all shout, "HECK NO!"
Ludwig, however, is now on the ground, in the fetal position. Seeing him, Clawdia does a triple backflip off the wrecking ball and lands in front of Ludwig. As she faces him, she pulls out a foam finger.
Seeing the finger, Ludwig immediately gets up and starts running. He runs out of the hole that Miley's wrecking ball made and runs all the way to the top of some mountain.
Miley then gets off the wrecking ball and high-fives Alex, Roy, Kim and Clawdia.
"We got him good y'all!" Miley smiled.
"Thanks so much for your help, Miley Cyrus!" Alex thanked, "You too, Kim and Clawdia!"
"No problem!" Miley replied, "I just had to. Ludwig was talkin' bout me being a golddigger. Like, really? I'm not saying I'm not a gold digger but-"
"BUT SHE AIN'T MESSING WITH NO BROKE BROKE UGH!" Kanye West sang, bursting through a random wall. When he sees Kim, he goes up to hug her, "So this where ya be, babe? North be cryin' for ya! I had to take dat thang and-"
"Ehehehe, shh baby," Kim whispered as she looks at the camera with a smile, "We're on live television. Look cute!"
Alex and Roy freeze in place, with Alex slowly turning towards the cameraman.
"Are you serious... The whole thing was filmed? Oh no..."
Alex's disappointment is replaced with fear as she then lunges at the camera."
"GRRRRRWAWRRRRR!-"
*END TRANSMISSION*
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A/N: Okay, this chapter was super weird; you aren't the only one thinking that, trust me. I won't be doing regular updates of this any time soon, but I also won't take 5 months to upload a new chapter. So... Anyway, peace out!