Hello, Mr. Holmes. Bet you didn't expect to hear from me again, did you? – IA

My name is currently Jennifer Morstan, if you're curious. – IA

You haven't updated your blog lately. No new cases, then? – IA

Oh dear. Sherlock, are you getting these messages? See, I know a journalist—or at least, I know what he likes—and he tells me you're dead. – IA

You're not dead. – IA

That idea is absolutely ridiculous. The brilliant Sherlock Holmes, committing suicide? Please. You're too fond of yourself for that. – IA

Sherlock, are you there? Please, just send me one message to let me know you're alright. – IA

…Please? – IA

I'm begging here. And you know as well as I do that I seldom beg. (Unless it's work-related. And even then, usually people are begging me. Usually.) – IA

…You're a bastard. – IA

Unless, of course, you actually are dead. Which I refuse to believe is true. – IA

Why would you kill yourself? You're not a fake. I know you're not. You know you're not. So why would you? Hmm? Answer me that. – IA

Sherlock, if you actually are dead, I am extremely annoyed that I wasn't informed earlier. – IA

Of course, your brother does think I'm dead… - IA

Thank you for that, by the way. I don't remember if I ever properly thanked you for saving my life. I owe you everything. – IA

I could've helped you fake your death. – IA

That is what's going on, isn't it? – IA

Isn't it? – IA

Sherlock, this isn't funny anymore. – IA

One text. That's all I'm asking. – IA

…So that's it? You're going to never reply, even when I'm over here panicking because you might be dead? – IA

You're really dead, aren't you? I've been sending texts to a dead man's phone. – IA

I'm an idiot. – IA

Sherlock, even though you'll never read this, I want to tell you something. Then I'll stop texting this number (apologies to whoever currently possesses this phone—I wonder if you changed my text alert?). I love you. I wasn't playing a game like I thought I was. It all got very real, very quickly. Thank you for everything. And someday, I'll see you on the other side, but for now… Goodbye, Mr. Holmes. – IA

I'm not dead. Let's have dinner. – SH