"Hey!" The pong ball exclaimed to the paddles.

The left paddle and right paddle looked at each other as they turned to the pong ball.

"What is it?" Both paddles asked, feeling worried.

"I learned how to control my bad gas!" The pong ball stated, letting out a cute little poot.

"...That's what this stupid hubbub was all about?' The left paddle commented.

"Farting? Are you friggin' serious?" The right paddle added in disbelief.

The pong ball giggled as she let out a brassy fart. "Yep! Isn't it pretty neat?"

The paddles then collapsed on themselves, with the pong ball gasping as she exploded into a bunch of farts, with there being absolutely nothing present.

Oh no.