A/n: oh god, im a horrible human being, I just started year eleven, (Go me!) and that means my schedule (*scoffs* what schedule kie-chan?) looks like this … actually I'll put this in at the bottom so if you are actually interested in what little old me is getting up to (nothing) check it out.

Class 4

*bell rings*

"shit shika's gonna kill me" I ran like hell when he's late it's all 'no I needed the cloud time you don't understand' but when I'm late it's all 'troublesome women'

I burst through the gym door, metal against cement wall, demanding silence across the room.

I of course stroll in like im lady gaga, head held high cause I was born this way (god I need new similes) shika looks pissed but I bet its more 'you woke me up' than 'attention whore' like all the others are.

Oh look there's Ami, oh look there's Ami's nest of STD's. (Did I mentally scar you? because I'm using mind bleach right now)

"Hey Saku , guess who's favourite student-teacher's here" and I knew my day just took a turn for the worse (well even more so, soon enough she will have went full circle.

"Oh youthful young ones, my I introduce to you to Gai-sensei "

As all this irritating fiasco a duck but moved his way through the crowded room towards the lovely sakura blossom.

"you know sweet heart, I've always wanted to know, do the carpets match the drapes" he whispered 'sensually into her ear. Oh he didn't know it yet, but this bastard is a dead man walking.

"aw darling" I fluttered my eyes "tell me does that work on all your bitches"

"you know it" he grins and wham

"who the hell do you think you are you duck butt"
"aw well" he spat " I know I'm not a filthy dog who has t dye my hair for attention"

"ooohhh" the crowd coursed, this guy is going down

I tackle him the floor and land a few hits, at first he refused to fight back, so I went inner on his ducky arse. Once I had him pinned I stage whispered "if I'm a filthy dog, guess that makes you my bitch"

"Sakura Haruno and Sasuke Uchiha to the principal's office now" Gai-sensei said "and good job of using your youthful energy" *sweat drop*

- (Sitting outside the principal's office) -

"you know I love you right?" sasuke looks at me "I've been in love with you since-"

Tsunade decided to but in at that moment "you may leave Sakura, Mr Uchiha, let's talk" and she ducks back into her office.

"Well you can take you love, and shove it up your arse along with that ten foot pole"

And I walk

*bell rings*

A/n: pm or review, I shall reply to all