A/N: Thanks to everybody who has reviewed/followed/favorite-d this story. I know it's been awhile but finals was being a butt and the four Thanksgiving dinners sent me into a food coma.

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Little Black Book of Sex Tricks and Tips

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Ding.

The familiar sound alerted Loki that he had received a text. Fury gave him a one-eyed glare before signaling him to pay attention to the meeting. Inside, Loki scoffed at his parental attitude but gave him a confused/innocent look. Their standoff lasted for a while before Fury gave him one final scowl and moved his attention back to the presenter.

When he was satisfied that Fury had stopped glaring at him, Loki checked his phone and saw that Darcy had sent her a picture message. A photo of an empty bed came up along with what Darcy calls a 'winky face'. Loki smirked at her attempts to be suggestive.

I'm in a meeting, love. He replied back. Loki returned his attention back to the boring meeting after setting his phone to vibrate. A couple minutes later and he felt her response. Loki tried not to shift on his seat when he saw Darcy's response.

His little minx had set a long mirror in front of their bed. Darcy was laying flat on her stomach, wearing nothing but a matching set of lingerie. They were his favorite piece oflingerie for her and they happened to be in a certain shade of green that had Loki licking his lips with desire. Darcy had her phone below her chin and it was impossible to miss her 'innocent' look.

Stop it. You are such a distraction.

She responded back with another photo but this time she was sitting up on the bed, and so defiantly naked. Her bra and panties were now lying on the foot of the bed. She had crossed her legs over and she was barely covering her breasts with her arms. Darcy was biting on her bottom lip and Loki wanted nothing more than to give her a bruising kiss.

He looked back at everyone and he was satisfied to see that no one was looking at him with any interest. Especially the one-eyed director.

Oh you are a very wicked girl.

In spite of his public location, Loki could feel himself getting hard from Darcy's photos. Loki couldn't wait until this meeting was over and he could teleport back home and teach his lover a lesson. His phone vibrated again, signaling that he had just received another photo of Darcy. Her legs were spread open for him with one of her fingers disappearing into her pink core. Her breasts were now on display as the position prevented her from hiding them. Loki wanted to be the one pleasuring her but seeing his lover touch herself for him was incredibly arousing.

He shifted in his seat again and he finally decided to be a bit more encouraging.

As soon as I'm done with this meeting it will be my fingers pumping in and out of your hot little pussy.

Loki immediately received another response. Darcy was lying on her back perpendicular to the mirror so all he saw was her side and her hand disappearing between her legs. Her back was arched and her head thrown back in pleasure. She must have hit a sweet spot because the picture was more tilted than the past photos. The pleasure she was feeing was clear. But Loki now wanted to see everything.

Face the mirror and show me how wet you are for me.

She responded much slower this time and Loki could imagine his lover working her fingers furiously in order to ease the ache between her legs. That thought left him aching for her and he nearly left the room. To hell with this meeting.

Her next photo showed her lying on her side with one leg propped on the bed. Darcy still had a couple fingers playing with her clit but he could tell that she already orgasmed. She was looking incredibly wet and flushed. Clearly, she was just as arousing to her as it was to him.

Loki glanced back up when he heard the presenter wrapping up. He was relieved that the meeting was nearly over and he could finally teleport himself out of the office.

Don't stop touching yourself until I say so.

He put his phone away quickly and schooled his features just in time to see Fury glare again his way. Again, he responded back with a composed albeit confused look. Any further retort from the director was cut short when the presenter gave a final clap, his pathetic way of signaling the end of his long-winded speech. Loki saw Fury opening his mouth to bark a snarky comment at him but the god beat him to it.

"My apologies, director. I have other more invigorating meetings to attend to." Then poof. He was gone.

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Darcy squealed when Loki appeared out of nowhere.

"Didn't I say to keep touching yourself until I said so?"

Her surprised look turned into a haughty glare. "My fingers were starting to get tired and you are NOT the boss of me."

In a flash, Loki was above her, his green eyes flashing dangerously. "I told you I was in a meeting, wicked girl. Do you have any idea how hard it was not to conjure you into a room full of bores and have you right then and there?" The delicate, almost reverent way he was tracing her sides betrayed his harsh tone.

"Liar!" she sneered defiantly; but he could feel her trembling beneath his fingers. Loki was pleased to see the flush return to her cheeks. She was such a delightful creature.

"As if you'd ever share this," she thrusted her naked core against his hard length, causing him thrust back involuntarily. When Darcy felt him straighten his knees, she quickly hooked her heels behind them and bent them back. She took advantage of his sudden loss of balance and flipped them over. It was his turn to be surprised. "You're too greedy."

Loki's momentary shock was quickly replaced with his growing arousal. Not only was he incredibly turned on from the fact that he had a very naked Darcy displaying dominance over him, but also for her confidence in knowing that he would never share his precious mortal in any shape or form. He could never have enough of her. "Truth."

A pleased look crossed her face. "Good. So I take it you're done with your meeting?"

"It would appear so."

"Then I believe that I was promised, and I quote, your fingers pumping in and out of my—fuck!"

Loki grinned cheekily. "Yes. I do believe that's the idea." He managed to keep his thumb stimulating her clit while his other fingers searched for that elusive spot inside her. His other hand was already doing other wicked things with her nipple.

"Don't…don't stop until I tell you so." Darcy was already grinding her hips to his hand and mewled with pleasure when his fingers found the bundle of nerves inside of her.

He raised his eyebrow with amusement. "Yes, my lady."

It was indeed a more invigorating meeting than the last.

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One hour earlier…

"Studies have found that the amygdala, a region in the brain that is central in modulating emotional reactions and memory processing, in males show more activity than female brains when given visual sexual stimuli. So what this simply boils down to is this: show your partner a bit of your own stimulation and let science do the rest for you."

Darcy closed the book before picking up her phone. This should be fun…

A/N: Merp. Sorry guys. This was…not the best. I wasn't expecting the chapter to end this way but everything else felt really forced. Hope you still found some enjoyment out of it. Happy Monday.