WARNING! THIS PART IS RATED M! IT IS RATED M FOR A REASON! MY AUTOCORRECT IS EVIL! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! I DO NOT OWN HETALIA! Some of these are from my other stories. Two of these are from when my bruder hacked my iPod. that is why it is rated M. He may be 17, but he is very immature. He is really into American rap. Please be careful when reading this and remember this section is rated M!

~Kolko

Bloopers

"No China said that he would stay home!"

(Canada)Halloween Special

"It is a Poland that causes irritation to the skin,"

(Plant) Halloween Special

But he could flu.

(Fly) HS

"A ski rash?"

(Skin)HS

He looked dick.

(Sick)Hetalia Modern Day

"Bake wok!"

(Bakeneko!) HS

I haven't gotten to know them. But I might end up kol kol kol them soon

(Killing) lol HS

I might end up oolong inch them soon.

(Killing) HS

"I need you to run to the store downtown. Could you pick up these thongs?"

(Things) HMD

American football shaped capsule. She swirled it.

(Swiped) HS

"Oh, you threw are here just in time..."

(Two) HS

"I'll just follow you and see what makes you Rick,"

(Tick) HS

Turkey grabs Greece's sh*t.

(Shirt) script for a school project.

Romano you're dick. Get some rest.

(sick) HMD

said. "I will bloody due you

(Sue) HS

He was spacing out like a television with a bad connection.

(Spazzing) HS

HIS bimbo, stooping to his level?

(Boss) HS

Those Sargent candles, it's a bomb!

(Aren't) HS

"Entertainment tonight, the amazon Nordics 5!"

(Amazing) HA

But his curl was on the other side and his eyes were orange red insurers of soulless blue.

(Instead) HS

"Sorry, I had a hard time getting away from my owners," he meowed. Odysseus knifed.

(Nodded) HS

America said in the background. Britain left. Belarus remained with the indie notified person.

(Unidentified) HS

Belarus remained with the I identified person.

(Unidentified) HS

Poor Finland was very fragile. He could be traumatized by anything. Sweden scanned Jon with his eye.

(Him) HS

"We just couldn't stop the blood. I'm afraid this incident can't be fired by angels and electricity."

(Fixed) HS

Taiwan ran into the room. Where the blue curtains were everywhere. She then ran up to an unison tidied figure.

(Unidentified) HS

Lithuania woke up next to a dead Steve and an Sergio taste in his mouth.

(Aweful) HS

Many years were shed.

(Tears) HS

"My police force is the best," he said.

"Ads whole," she muttered.

"Now now! No need for name calling!"

(I think you know what I meant) Defiance

The sound of propellers came from above. They watched as the heel copter slowly landed.

(Helicopter) Defiance

His boss's gas was now bright red.

(Face) Defiance

And his dangalang was out in public. She loved it because it was so long.

(My brother hacked into my iPod. This is what he wrote.)

The mince pus is done.

(Pie) Defiance

build''a"house'up'on'that'ass(that'an'asstate'

(My brother hacked my iPod again)