Going through a revision and rewrite.

Chapter 1

Izaya was the first to wake up; he got up and stretched himself out. He was very tired and a little sore. The lithe raven grabbed a pair of fresh underwear from his drawer and put it on quickly. Izaya then got back into the bed and decided to mess with the blonde. Izaya got on top of him and sat on the blonde's chests, Izaya grabbed Shizuo's face in the palm of his hands.

"Wake up Shizu-chan~" Izaya said as he began to gently tug some of Shizuo's blonde locks. The raven tugged on the locks harder when he felt a pair of hands begin to gently rub his butt. Izaya stiffened as he felt the hands begin to fondle his butt even harder.

"Shizu-chan, don't do that!"

The blonde was still pretending to be asleep, a sly grin graced his lips as he continued to feel Izaya's butt.

"I'm not doing anything wrong, just playing with what's mine" Shizuo began to move his hands down trying to get a hold of Izaya's legs.

"Shizuo that's not funny" Izaya wiggled out of Shizuo's grip and got of him "C'mon I have a lot to do today"

"Really? Like what?" Shizuo groaned out as he got up.

"Well" Izaya began as he went to go find something to wear "for one, I don't really have a job anymore. Second I'm going to have to make some form of fake papers or something so that no one suspects Shizuka and Kanra are-"

"Our own clones"

"Yeah and third you said you were going to live hear from now on and Shizuka and Kanra are still sharing a room"

Shizuo got up and began to walk to the thin raven "You worry too much" Shizuo said as he hugged the raven, placing his head on Izaya's neck breathing into it softly.

"Hands of Shizuo, you sure have turned into a pervert" Izaya escaped Shizuo's hug and continued to dress himself "You should dress too. I have things I need to do and you're going to help me"

"Fine" Shizuo tried to find his clothe as Izaya headed to the door "Where are you going?"

"To see the girls" Izaya left Shizuo alone to change as he went to the girls' room.

Izaya opened the door slightly peeking inside, he saw the two girls cuddling peacefully as they slept "Wake up you two, I don't care if you're naked under those sheet's it's time to get up"

"Flea, we're tired. Let's just say we had a tiring night, besides I'd say you probably had a tiring night too" Shizuka groaned out as she sat up, Kanra was stirring under the sheets next to her.

"Just get dressed" Izaya left before the blonde female could say anything.

"What was that" Kanra mumbled as she stood up the blanket slowly falling off her body.

"Just the flea" Shizuka got up and stretched, Kanra playfully enjoyed the view and giggled slightly.

"What'd he want?"

Shizuka walked over and picked Kanra up bridal style which was a little awkward considering their lack of clothing. Neither of them cared so Kanra took the chance to lock lips with the girl. Their kiss became more heated when suddenly Kanra felt herself being put on the ground.

"Something wrong?" Kanra asked after breaking the kiss.

"The flea wants us to change so we can't do this right now" Shizuka walked over to wear their clothes were and started to change.

"What a cock block" Kanra said is disappointment.


After both pairs finished eating Izaya tried to figure out what type of documents he'd had to forge so that no one questioned it. The idea alone of Shizuo and him adopting anyone was odd, I'm going to have to come up with some fake names-Ugh but then I'm going to have to create information for those personas. Izaya's head begins to throb with pain, he felt as if his brain was about to burst.

"Izaya what are you trying to do?" Kanra asked seeing the informant was glaring at his computer screen.

"Creating fake info" Izaya stated plainly as he rubbed the back of his head.

"Why?"

"I was thinking you guys may need it to get into a school or get a jobs"

"What? School? Why on earth would we do that-Wait! You just want me and Shizuka out of the way so you and Shizuo can-"Izaya shut up the raven girl up right there before she could finish.

"No, that's not it. For one you girls can't live with us forever and two you both are going to have to make names for yourselves in this city eventually. In order to do that you both need to know how this city works" Izaya removed his hand giving Kanra a chance to breathe.

"Were we to loud in bed? Is that the problem?"

"Kanra!" Izaya exclaimed as his head began to hurt again.

"Alright I'll stop, I just don't see the point. I already know enough to survive out there just from what I get from being your clone"

"You have the body of a 15 year old. You may have my intellect but you still need to be in school so people don't suspect you" Izaya went back to tying on his computer "I guess I could try creating some surnames based on mine and Shizuo's last name. I might have to take you to Shinra to get things like the blood types and-"

"Seeing that we're your clones shouldn't our information be parallel to you guys"

"Yeah I guess…why don't you go make out with Shizuka?"

"Can't I spend some time with you?" Kanra asked innocently.

"I'm making you two go to school whether you like it or not" Izaya said slightly annoyed, his head throbbing.

Kanra walked up to Izaya and her aura became serious "Hey Izaya what do you think about children, babies specifically?"

"Babies? Why on earth would you be asking-?"

"I want to have Shizuka's baby"

Izaya let out a long sigh "Kanra we discussed this"

"No we didn't. You just told me it wasn't possible" Kanra's tone became slightly angered; she didn't like being under minded.

"Get over it Kanra" Izaya said as he continued to type. He heard footsteps back away from him and the door shut.

Oh Izaya, poor naïve Izaya. This isn't over, it only just begun. As Kanra walked away she noticed Izaya's phone sitting calmly on the table, he must have forgotten it. Kanra picked up the phone and couldn't help but smirk, this could help her. Kanra opened up the phone and began to search through his contacts; finally she found the one she was looking for.

"Shinra"

Kanra dialed and waited for the doctor to pick up.

"Hello Izaya?"

"Close but no, it's Kanra"

"Kanra? What is it?"

"I have a proposition for you"

"Alright, what exactly-"

"I want to have Shizuka's babies, and I believe it to be possible but everyone tells me I'm wrong. So maybe you can help"

"How do you want me to help?"

"Well you're a doctor and rather smart from what I've heard, make something that will get me pregnant"

"Like a pill"

"Perfect" Kanra said as she was about to hung up, then she remembered something "Oh and I want it done by tomorrow"

"What, tomorrow? That's not possible-"

"Make it possible" with that Kanra hung up and went to go find her blonde.


Izaya couldn't take the pain anymore; he got off the computer and went to the kitchen. He looked through the counter and cabinets only to find there was no migraine medicine. Ugh! C'mon really!

"Izaya is something wrong?" Izaya heard his blonde say from the doorway.

"My fucking head hurts!" Izaya exclaimed.

"Oh well" Shizuo smirked "I have something that might be able to get rid of that"

"I want to get rid of my headache not make it worse" Izaya said knowing exactly what the blonde meant "Besides we just did it last night"

"Alright I'll stop" Shizuo grabbed Izaya and forced him into a hug "Want me to go buy you some-"

"I don't take the normal over the counter medicine; I usually get my medicine from Shinra- Where's my phone!" Izaya broke from Shizuo's hug and ran out; he spotted his phone on the counter. He quickly dialed his perverted doctor friend.

"Oh god it's not-"

"Shinra get me some migraine medicine!"

"Izaya? Oh no- You know something came up and-"

"I don't care! My head fucking hurts!"

"Fine I'll get you your usual by tomorrow. I guess I'm not sleeping at all today"

"Damn right" Izaya said as he hung up the phone.

6 a.m. in the morning

Shinra felt like he was about to pass out, he had spent over nearly 15 hours trying to create the pregnancy pills for the crazy Kanra and migraine pills for Izaya. The poor doctor was having trouble which pill was which. There were some small pink pills and some clear blue ones, did the pink go to Kanra or Izaya….I think it was….pink…pink pills…Izaya, those are for Izaya…I think…

Shinra got out two bottles, he filled one with the pink pills and labeled it "Migraine medication" while the other bottle was labeled "Vitamins". Shinra figured that Izaya didn't know Kanra's plan and he wasn't going to rat her out. That bitch was crazy! He wrote a small message on the bottle saying that these pills where for Kanra because she was the only female clone who produced eggs and that it could cause some problems for her that Shizuka would never have (and respectably speaking she was the weaker clone).

The doctor placed the bottles in a box; he'd have to drop them off at Izaya's apartment in the morning. For now he'd try to get as much sleep as he could. Pink pills…..those were for pregnancy right…..I put it in the right bottle right…? Shinra dozed into sleep not even sure if he had put the pills in the right bottle.

Izaya woke up next to Shizuo, his head was still pounding but the only good thing that came from his headache was that he got to cuddle with Shizuo, without the blonde trying to grab his member or touching his butt. Seriously did Shizuo know how tiring sex was with him?

"Shizuo you up yet?" Izaya said poking the blonde, he grabbed a lock of Shizuo's hair and began to twirl it in his finger "You're going to have to bleach your hair soon" Izaya leaned in and kissed Shizuo softly.

"That's how I like waking up in the morning" Shizuo stated as he pulled Izaya closer for another kiss.

Izaya got up and put on some clothes "Where are you going?" Shizuo asked watching the raven cover his body with clothing, his toned chest disappearing under a baggy sweatshirt.

"I'm going to see if my meds are here. I can't take one more second of these fucking headaches" Izaya went out of the room and saw that Kanra was out there too, heading to the front door.

"Where do you think you're going" Izaya asked taking note of how much he sounded like a parent.

Kanra turned around; she was wearing a pair of boxer shorts and a sweatshirt both that seemed way too big for her.

"Just going to see if we have mail, why?" Kanra said innocently enough.

The two made it to the door and did in fact see a package. Kanra grabbed it and began to open it.

"Hey that's not for you, you can't open it" Izaya's protest was pointless Kanra had already opened the box and took out two pill bottles carelessly dropping the box. Kanra examined the labels sure enough what she asked (or some-what threatened) for was there. She tossed the other bottle at Izaya figuring they were for him.

"Thank you Shinra" Izaya stated then took notice that Kanra also had a bottle "What are those?"

"Um...Lady Vitamins, I don't expect you to understand" Kanra was just about to go when Izaya grabbed her by the shirt.

"I have two sisters you know. Why would Shinra give you pills?"

"Well…I'm a girl…and …"Kanra wasn't sure what to say, she would have to use something to convince Izaya. Suddenly she noticed a little strip of paper attached to the bottle. There was he answer, written in that god awful doctor's handwriting. "Well seeing that I'm the only clone that has a period and such I'm going to need more tender, love and care. Just not from you"

Izaya gave her an odd look, was he really about to cross someone who was just as cynical as himself, and a girl for that? Hell no! Women were absolute bitches. He should know seeing he had his sisters and had worked with Namie. "Fine whatever" Izaya went to the kitchen and got a glass of water, he took of the cap. He looked at the instructions; take two in the morning at two at night for the next three days. Izaya took out two pills, they were small and pink. Weird I don't remember them looking like this, maybe it's some new brand or something.

Izaya took the pills and turned to see Kanra was also getting a glass of water. Kanra took out one pill and swallowed it down with the water. Maybe I should tell Shizuka what I'm doing….would she get mad. Kanra didn't want to anger her blonde girlfriend, this better work, Kanra thought as she touched her stomach gently, it'll work.

Izaya noticed that Kanra had a puzzled look on her face. She's up to something, I know it. Izaya walked to his computer and continued to do his work; hopefully the pills will start working soon.

"Oh Yeah Kanra" Izaya yelled out "How would you and Shizuka like to go to the same high school me and Shizuo went to?"


I'm going to be revising and changing some parts of this story. This chapter didn't change that much though. Anyway if there are any suggestions or anything that shouldn't change go right ahead. I promise I'll be a better author from now on and revise everything I write.