A/N: It's impressive, I'm really putting effort to finish this.

Summer holidays: the sea, the hike paths, the horse riding walks, parties at night, themed parks and fine food for dinner, in one simple word relax.

Mathias dreamed this few weeks of holidays for months, since when he planned the trip back in January. He called the Italian brothers who gave him precious advices on where to stay, what to eat and places to visit, nothing could go wrong.

Nothing aside the fact that Lars was a workaholic and would bring his laptop even on the beach.

"You know, it's going to ruin. What if the sand or water hit it?" snorted Mathias, seeing his fiancé literally planted under the umbrella.

Lars just shrugged "I am careful"

"Yeah, I forgot that we've been here for three days and you didn't take a single step in the water!" he stood up pointing at the sea "Look! It's crystalline! You can just dream about this in your country!"

Lars pretended not to hear him and Mathias, resigned decided to pleasure himself with something sweet "Going to take an ice cream" he said, putting his shirt back on (he risked to be fined the previous day for having walked in a shop shirtless).

"Bring one to me as well" asked Lars, giving him some money.

"Are you sure you don't want to come? It's hot, it' going to melt by the way I get back here!"

"It's fine, I need to finish this report"

Defeated, Mathias made his way towards the café, silently wishing for that damn laptop to break. On his way back, he struggled trying to prevent the ice creams from melting.

"Here you are…" he said, giving the ice cream to lars, who didn't even bother to turn his head around.

"Can't you even take a break and finish this cup? Jeez! Besides it's melting, you can get your laptop sticky and dirty" whined Mathias, desperately hoping to get some attention.

"Shut up, just because we are in a country of lazy butts doesn't mean I have to become one!"

Mathias let out a sigh of defeat "You know, that's offensive! You just don't go around offending people like that!"

"They offended themselves the bare moment they were born here." At that point, Mathias could take it no more, he pulled his towel under the sun, a few meters away from his boyfriend, giving him the back.

"You know, I can't stand you when you are like this" he said, biting a full spoon of ice cream "It's disrespectful to the core. Romano and Feliciano worked hard to help me getting this trip, they even offered to show us around, they made all that was possible to make us save money while you were working on the same report you're on right now! You didn't even take a minute to thank them! You know what, karma is a bastard, enjoy your work."

He knew Lars didn't listen to a single word of his, he was too absorbed in his work, he was so absorbed that he didn't notice a huge ice-cream drop was falling down on the opposite side of his spoon.

In few mere moments, the ice cream fell on his laptop which, after an electric buzz, turned off forever.

"Dammit!"

Mathias turned back "What?"

"The ice-cream fell on my laptop and now it's broken!"

The Dane snickered, he felt like he had magic powers.

On the other hand, Lars was panicking "What am I going to do now?" he almost shouted.

Mathias stood up, went towards his boyfriend closing his laptop and putting it inside the backpack.

"What you do now? You finish your ice cream, get with me under the sun and later we are going to take a swim in those beautiful waters." He then went back to his towel, put his shades on and placed a plastic pillow under his head before laying down under the sun.

"By the way darling, it suits you damn right!"

A/N: no offense meant towards Dutch people. It is right that sometimes foreigners (and sometimes even Italians themselves) depict us as a bunch of lazy asses, which is not 100% true. I'm not going to discuss this here, though.

Please take this story as what is it: a story meant to make you laugh, no offense meant. I just wanted to make lars grumpy.