Look guys, we made it! :D

Chapter Fifty!

~RED BASE~

After finding out their super important, top secret RED intel case that they had fought to the death for contained the Engineer's teddy bear, the abused mercs figured it was time to wind down.

They thought wistfully of all those wonderful, touching fanfics out there, in which nice, heart-warming things happened.

Then they thought nah. Let's do somethin' crazy.

"'Kay, now just jump and fire!" the Soldier instructed, his rocket jumping lesson in full swing. Scout, who had been volunteered by Spy, managed to fail.

Having pointed the direct hit in the wrong direction, he accidently (the 'accident' part being up for debate) launched the rocket at Heavy's feet. Watching the man go flying, Medic felt inclined to quote him;

"Oh, zhis is bad…" *IMPACT*

So with that, Heavy, Medic and wrong-place-at-the-wrong-time/Karma-was-here Spy were out of commission for a while.

Shrugging in a 'well, what can ya do?' fashion, Soldier and Demoman forced the other mercs to try explosive jumping.

And that's how Pyro ended up on the roof yet again.

Sniper was next seen in a massive crater, half-consciously cursing at the sticky bomb launcher.

For all his eleven PhDs, Engy had forgotten to jump as he fired.

Scout was in the process of searching for the defence class's foot.

Once that was reattached and the awkward situation was over, the crazy mercs agreed to use a little less gun. How long this concept would hold was a shaky figure; the mercs hurried to distract themselves somehow.

About then the clouds seemed to split directly above their base and the rain came pissing down. As the manly RED team dashed for shelter they contemplated how the author had scarcely cared to mention the weather before.

Thankfully they let that one slide.

Everyone got to witness a rare sight of Scout with his hat off as he attempted to dry it off a little. Re-donning the headgear, he stated absently,

"Well that was fun." Six of the mercs scowled, Soldier and Demoman beamed childishly in approval.

"There, see," the former announced, "explosives- fun and safe!"

"I respectfully disagree…" Engy disagreed respectfully. Demoman seemed ready for a retort, but he had a drink first as to already forget what was happening. He eventually went,

"Yeah? Yeah, well… go away."

The Engineer shrugged with a small sigh as the Sniper randomly mused;

"Does anythin' we ever do make sense?" Judging by the sudden thunderous boom outside and ominous music, Medic said dryly,

"Nein, and ve never vill." Heavy trudged to the nearest, non-busted window, peering out into the gloom and muttering,

"What was noise?" The stupidly curious REDs gathered, their nine heads cartoonishly fitting in the window. Pyro instantly backed up and grabbed its flame thrower for comfort.

Out there, perhaps a tad overkill, rows upon rows of metallic mercs chugged like wee choo-choo trains. Wait what I don't even.

"…And now there is this problem." Spy frowned in self-pity. The robots, glowing eyes all eerie in the darkness, began their unprovoked charge on the RED base.

Accepting the challenge, the team ran to meet them;

"LET'S MOVE OUT!"

Wow. Here we are! Most fun I've ever had writing :p

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