DISCLAIMER: I don't own kingdom hearts, REPEAT I do NOT own kingdom hearts!

Dear Diary...

"No, no this won't do at all, I am the Superior! Not a school girl!"

It was a quiet day for Xemnas. Everyone was off carrying out their missions and Xemnas was left to his quiet office all to himself in his big black comfy leather chair. A small book was placed atop his white office desk and a fancy black pen was held in his right hand.

With a bold long X he scribbled out the word diary and wrote,

Dear MANLY journal thing,

"Ah, much better." He said pleased. He then tapped the bottom of his pen on his chin and thought,

"Now what do I write?"

He thought

and thought

and thought

and for a change of pace he thought some more.

"I've got it!" He then began writing his thoughts.

Today was one of the most spectacular days that's ever happened in a while. And since this is a diary

"Ugh!" He groaned and scribbled out the word he just wrote and replaced it with...

MANLY journal I can write down all my secrets and absolutely nobody will know but yours truly. All right, here it goes. Today Saix ALMOST found out about Mr. Whiskers. Apparently he had knocked before entering and I didn't hear him. I was busy telling Mr. Whiskers about my evil plans of dominating all the pet stores in the world! I'm so evil sometimes I can hardly believe myself.

So anyway back to Mr. Whiskers and Saix. Mr. Whiskers purred to my malicious plans and then Saix just walked in. My first natural reaction was to kill him right there. The good thing was is that Mr. Whiskers ran off to hide from him. I've never understood why he's so afraid of Saix, is it true that he IS a wolf? If Saix was a wolf and never told me about it, he'd have to be cast into the lake of fan girls in our basement. And that my friends is how Xigbar lost his eye. Those viscous creatures they are!

DING!

"Oh my muffins are done!" Xemnas said gladly as he stood up in his chair.

"I better write that in..."

Oh my blueberry muffins are done! It's my secret recipe too. My absolute favorite ones are the ones with the hello kitty sprinkles. But don't tell Marluxia, he may get jealous. Oh that's right your just a MANLY journal you can do no harm... No you can't! Oh no you can't my little MANLY book..."

He then closed the diary ugh I mean MANLY journal after he noticed how crazy he was sounding.

END; Ok, tell me what you think I may need ideas so those are appreciated as well as reviews! :) Thanks for reading!