Lucy Or Jo?

By DeweyFinn21

Disclaimer: I do not own Big Time Rush. Or comedy for that matter. But you probably could guess that already.

Kendall was following his litter sister's advice and walking aimlessly. How she knows more about love than he does, I'll never know.

"Okay, gotta concentrate. Lucy or Jo? Jo or Lucy? Man, I hope my team wins tonight. It will be a real tough game. Lucy or Jo?" Kendall continued walking. He passed by a shop that said Lucy's Diner and Kendall realized something.

"I'm hungry, after I finish walking, I'm gonna get something to eat. Hopefully she'll be willing to go with me. Wait, who am I thinking of? Oh yeah, that's why I'm walking. Keep going Kendall. Jo or Lucy?" He kept going throughout town. He saw a poster of a girl that reminded him of somebody.

"Hmm. Camille and Logan are doing really well together. I hope we'll be able to be that good. Lucy or Jo? Great, my feet are starting to hurt. Better head to the Palmwoods." Kendall turned a corner and started heading home. When he was almost there, he saw a license plate that said I (Heart) Lucy and he tried to find out what that could mean.

"Must be a fan of classic television. Jo or Lucy? Hey, wait. Wow, I can't believe I just got that. That robot did the robot. Heh, funny." Kendall was at the entrance to the Palmwoods now. He walked through the lobby and got in a elevator.

"Okay, time to go up. Well, this elevator has been real useful today. Lucy or Jo?" Kendall pressed a button.

"Hey, that's not my floor. Oh well. I need to go tell her anyways. Guess I'll do it now. Jo or Lucy? Elevate a little higher." Kendall was bobbing his head in time to the music in his head.

"She has no idea. Girl, I'll be thinking about you worldwide. The city is ours. Wait, what do I say to her? Umm. Think of something Kendall! Lucy or Jo? Wait, I already made that decision! It's obvious right?" Kendall knocked on 3I and Jo opened the door.

"Great, shoulda thought ahead!" "Hey."

"Hey."

So, what did you think? Did you laugh? If you didn't I understand, some people have different senses of humor than others. Personally, I think this is my 7th funniest thing I've written. But that's just me. Well, review.