Pulling out a folder from the combined jonin that were just assigned teams to see which ones passed.
The hand to the face soon followed and he knew he would have to figure out where the problem came about with the mix up of teams. Especially since one group was made up of civillians that Anko was going to give a lesson on tea ceremonies to.
Poking his head out of the door to his office, he asked his secretary to gather the jonin with genin teams in the village together for a meeting and to tell Kakashi that if he is late that he would be tied up to a post and used for his grandson's target practice.
An hour later, all the jonin were gathered with Kakashi actually aarriving ten minutes early to avoid what he knew to not be an idle threat.
"Alright, first thing is that I want to bring up is that I do actually read these reports you send in on the progress of the genin," The Hokage said, gaining satisfaction at the nervousness a few showed for either complaints made or inadequently filled out reports.
"Now, I noticed while going through them that several inconsistencies were evident. Please take your reports and review them. I left notes on what I need more information on. Those that have not just gotten a team may go now." Seeing most of the jonin take their reports and leave quickly to see where they went wrong, Sarutobi nodded his head in satisfaction.
"Alright, as for you four, I would like to ask, what the fuck?" Sarutobi asked after it was just him and the three jonin and special jonin.
The four looked confused and around. "Asuma, Kurenai, seriously. You two are doing a horrible job keeping your relationship on the downlow. I give it a week before the girls on your teams figure it out. From the reports I got, Shikamaru and Shino probably will figure it out soon as well. But you two still try to pretend there is nothing going on publicly."
The eye smile and out right laugh by the one eyed dog and grape snake babe revealed the amusement those two found in the talking down their companions were getting for their relationship.
"And Kurenai, that is my baby boy there. Don't scar him up too much. I want more grandkids," Sarutobi added with a smirk, causing Asuma and Kurenai to blush in embarrassment for different reasons.
Turning to the other two, Sarutobi smiled at Anko and Kakashi for a moment before he stopped and glared. "As for you two, how did you get your teams mixed up. And how did you not realize that thoe three girls were civilians Kakashi? It has been a week and you were training them. Shouldn't you have noticed that they did not even have any ninja identification?"
Anko and Kakashi had their amusements wiped away very quickly and Anko started to twitch nervously.
"Anko, I'm going to let you continue training Team Seven since you are giving them such good progress reviews. Although, I am concerned about the interest you seem to be showing in one Naruto Uzumaki. Care to explain your choice of words in reference to him?"
"He is an amusing kid. I am not a pedo. Stop comparing me to Orochimaru! That time at band camp was an accident and Kurenai doesn't remember the event anyways. I have not stolen any underwear in two years and that one time was as revenge on Kakashi by trading his underwear with Guy's." Anko quickly rambled out. The other people in the room just blinked in confusion.
"Um, Anko, I was not refering to any sexual interest you might have with Naruto. Although, if you do, I hope you can keep it in your pants for a couple of years or until he is a chunin. Whichever happens first," Sarutobi said, raising his hands in defense. Who was he to deny someone whose job was to kill on order from having stress reliefs? Well, the person whose orders they have to listen to, sure, but he was too smart to prevent them from relaxing somehow in their off time to deal with the mental trama of their jobs. "No. I was concerned that you may not show complete professionalism to your students if you grew too attached to one of them. I just wanted to bring such concerns to your attention early. If you end up having a motherly, or even wifely, attraction to him, that is fine. Just be sure to be professional while on the job."
Anko blushed and nodded.
Sarutobi then smirked, wanting to get one last jibe into his subordinate. "Oh, and I will know if you are pushing Naruto too hard to get him to become a chunin as soon as possible." Seeing the way Anko blushed deeper and quickly excused herself, Sarutobi thought once again about how good it was to be Hokage for those moments.