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Space is Awesome Part One: 漢字宇宙/ Space Madness

It was a fine night to be stuck doing cleanup work for Miu, but Ryusei didn't really mind that fact all that much. It wasn't all that bad that only he, Tomoko,Kengo and Gentaro were not going on the big camping trip with Miu's parents. It just meant more time to spend with the girl that loved him like no other, Tomoko Nozoma. But he could do without Kengo and Gentaro. Kengo was too high stung for his liking and Gen was TOO friendly, and dense about that as well. Still, the night was young, all 12 Horoscopes are gone for good and there was nothing that could ruin his good mood. Well, almost as a shrill "UCHU KITA!" ruined the calm feeling he had.

"Gentaro, please reframe from shouting like there's a Zodiart around the corner. Plus I wish to be alone, if that's alright with you" he hissed though gritted teeth. But his fellow Rider had other plans for him this fine night.

"Since you're going back to your old school at Subaruboshi I thought you would want some company, buddy!" Gentaro is a friendly fellow, but the concept of alone time is not one he really understands all that well. The man known as Kamen Rider Meteor tried to get away from the happy go lucky boy, but all attempts were futile at best.

Reaching a breaking point he turned around and shouted "LEAVE ME ALONE!", but that did little to keep Gentaro off his back. It took a while, but he was able to lock himself in Miu's bedroom, and Gen was too shy about girls to go in there. Yuki was his best friend in the whole wide world, but he never sees her as a girl (a point she wishes to change at some point, as would the majority of the female student body), so he thought he was safe. He thought wrong, as from out of the covers came out Tomoko, clad in a stylish vampire dress, black being the main color.

"You aura is not as calm as you think it is, Ryusei-kun" she purred, as this moment was a tad much for the straight laced martial artist. "Let me help you with that, secret Kamen Rider. But I must warn you...I'm a vampire" as she wrapped her arms around him, snuggling and rubbing noses together as he was very uncomfortable with this action. But soon he was enjoying it. Tomoko is quite cute and he was finally getting used to how she expressed herself. As they were lost in their eyes, their conversation was overheard by someone, as was her statement of being a vampire.

Before they could protest, a man clad in white kicked the door down and pressed down on something.

"Flash On!"

Blinded temporarily by the Flash Module, Tomoko growled at Fourze, angry that he ruined a moment they were having together. "Wait, so you're not a vampire?" Fourze asked, obvious to his faux paw.

"No I'm not and even if I was, some vampires are protectors of nature, Gentaro" she snapped, not bothering to use a honorific with Fourze, as she was too mad to even care at this point.

"Why is it that something so hightech is in the hands of a complete moron like you?" Ryusei bemoaned. Emoto outdid himself with his Meteor Driver, but it paled to how awesome the Fourze Driver was. How he wished he had a Switch that only he could use! Other than Meteor and Meteor Storm! All the shouting brought Kengo to the group and he wasn't pleased with all the commotion going on.

"Gentaro, stop playing with the Foure Driver. Tomoko, pleased change your clothes on and all of you, get out of Miu-san's room" the former Core Child scolded them all. As they were led out by their angry friend Ryusei thought things could NOT get any worse this week. They all were going to find out the hard way that things are going to get worst. MUCH MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE THEY HAVE EVER DEALT WITH BEFORE.

Across time and space...

GLaDOS was bored. Even since Chell escaped (Well, more like let go, as trying to kill her was more of a hassle than was worth it) she was left with nothing to really do. Her boredom was so great she even brought both Space Core and Wheatley back from space itself to try and relive some of her boredom. Wasn't really working at all and she was at her limit.

"I should have never freed those idiots, as their help would be nice to have something to play with" GLaDOS remarked in her robotic tone. Without the Caroline persona to buffer the more..mechanical aspects of her personality she was free to do whatever she saw fit to do. Which was using a portal gun to peek into other universes for new...playmates. That sounded right to the artificial intelligence. Playmates to play with. "Oh, how I love having my black box function intact. So I can remember how stupid and fat Chell was. Putting you in charge was immensely stupid. She may even be dumber that you, Wheatley" GLaDOS said in a snobbish tone of voice.

Wheatley was made to be, in the words of GLaDOS herself, the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. It was not the most flattering title to ever grace a personality core, but he accepted it none the less. "At least Chell has a nice ass to look at. You may be a total ass, but you're not much to look at" he told the super computer stupidly. He truly was a moron and not one to trust with high tech...ANYTHING. But after having all the power of the Aperture Science Enrichment Center and losing it to the one person in her he liked, Chell herself and being shot into space with Space Core, he was not really learning how to keep his "mouth' shut as GLaDOS began to compute ideas on how to make him suffer more.

"Awww. I wanna go back to space. Space is the space! Gotta love tthaaatttt space!" Space Core suffered from damage that made it nearly impossible to focus on anything other than space. He was in a sense Yuki Jojima, but without the charm, the helpfulness, the, Well, anything and everything that makes her "adorkable" "Space is so cool. I wanna go back! I wanna, i wanna, I WAANNNAAA!" he whined before GlaDOS muted his vocal processor. But even a defective Core like Space had his moments, as before their optical sensors was a world that was set partly in space and had beings called "Kamen Riders" They may be better killing machines than the baby birds eggs that GLaDOS was watching over. But of course field testing was needed to prove to her that these "Riders" were useful to her plans. Or at the very least not bore her to death. The Fact Core was doing a fine job at that, thank you very much.

"Kamen Riders are able to destroy various monsters that beset the Earth of the early 21st century and earlier than that. New bodies are going to needed if we are going to gain use of their talents" Fact Core droned on in his boring tone of voice.

"I know that, you simpleton" GLaDOS snarled, as all the other cores went silent to avoid her wraith. "The problem I have is who to send. Altas and P-Body are not going to useful to me on this matter, but then again none of you are wonders of the modem age"

With that snide remark made three powerful bodies that were really meant to deal with matters like Head Crabs and the multidimensional empire known as the Combine, but since it had been YEARS since a single living being came here, (Before GLaDOS shared her favorite "gift" of deadly neurotoxin) and she wanted something new to test out. But who to send out into this strange new world and collect test subjects to "play" with her. After about a minute (which was a eternity to a computer like GLaDOS) she settled on Wheatley, Space Core and herself.

About a hour later, since Space Core would NOT shut up about space and kept interrupting GLaDOS and keeping them in the old Center longer than they had planned on staying...

Armed with portal guns, which when used with a creative mind allowed all sorts of wondrous things to happen and armor that can resist ever the toughest weapons, wildlife and stains this world had to offer, the three were just about to leave when Fact Core interrupted their final call before they set on this "adventure"

"Tell me now, if this is so important that it cannot wait" GLaDOS grumbled, as she really, REALLY wanted to be on her way.

"If you used these bodies during you attempts to kill Chell, then you would have been even more bored than you are now. Also, urine was a popular drink in the-" GLaDOS shut off the vocal systems of Fact Core and headed out on her with Wheatley and Space Core. But she was willing to share something with the now silent Fact Core.

"Let me reiterate and repeat what I've told Chell. You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee" Turning away and just before they walked into a orange portal than lead to the new world she asked Fact this simple question:" Where did your life go so wrong?" If Fact Core had a answer to that, and most likely did, GLaDOS flatout did not care, as the oddball trio were on their way to collect GLaDOS' new "toys"

END Chapter One.

This is my first Portal fic and perhaps my last one as well. This is for a mod over at Tokunation that wanted to see both Fourze and Portal, two franchises that he likes, face off in a battle of wits and silliness. It's going to be interesting to see how this'll play out, but I'll have help, should I need it. And most likely will, as I have never played a Portal game in my life (I'm more into Megaman, Kirby, Super Mario, that sorta thing) but I can respect how much love and hard work went into the Portal series. Until then see ya next time!