Yo, Yaoi lovers. OreNoUreshii here. Do you agree that Math is a fucking subject? In my opinion, yes. Yes it is. Mah, that's the way it is. BTW, I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE DURARARA CHARACTERS NOR THE ANIME ITSELF. But if you ask me, I made the idea myself. Anyways, thanks for reading as far as this chapter. Ja, Let's read.

"Flea, are you serious? You didn't notice any phone from the pocket?" Shizuo asked. Izaya shook his head. He stood up and he was looking to where the laundry was located. He ran downstairs and he found it. He saw his bartender outfit hanging in the laundry, and he grabbed his pants. He started to poke the pockets, and Izaya is right. There is no such thing as phone in there. He ran upstairs again. He saw Izaya near the book shelf, and because he was pissed of really hard, he started to yell Izaya's name fiercely. His beloved brother gave it to him, and it just went off of him. "IIIIIIZZAAAAAAAAAYYAAAAAAAAA AAA!" Shizuo suddenly lifted the expensive sofa in the living room. "Sh-Shizu-chan, calm down! A-Anyways , let's buy a new one and-" "QUIT FOOLING AROUND!YOU CAN'T JUST BUY AND REPLACE A VALUABLE THING OUT OF A SUDDEN!"Shizuo yelled towards Izaya. Shizuo suddenly threw the sofa towards the brunette, and luckily, the brunette dodged it. The book shelf collapsed, and good thing Izaya leaped right away. The books scattered on the floor, and Izaya's eyes widened. It was his valuable books, all right. "GAH! Shizu-chan BAKA!" Izaya cried out loud as he ran towards the scattered books. He hugged the books tightly as if it was more important than his own life. Izaya sure just lost his cool out there. It's amazing how Shizuo changed the Yandere. Yes, Izaya is a yandere. He is so sweet outside, but evil inside. Izaya's true nature was already exposed. "You are so fucked up, Shizu-chan! I took care of you when you were still drunk last night! You know, I still took care of you despite the fact that all you ever cared about last night were mushrooms and.." Izaya paused for a moment. He suddenly blushed. "And me."

Izaya murmured those words softly, and pinkish spots appeared in his pale cheeks. He was blushing so hard. For a few seconds, both of the men stood silent, probably because Izaya is thinking about how those words affected his heart and on the other hand, probably because Shizuo was trying to figure out what the flea just said. Alas, both of them stood in the middle of silence. After a while, the blonde suddenly felt an urge to move and so, he lifted the collapsed book shelf and he returned it to its meant position. As the shelf stood on its original place, Shizuo stooped over and he picked some of the books and he randomly placed it on the shelves. He was busy arranging what he just messed up a while ago, and it is positive that it will take him time, for the collection of Izaya are surely a lot. Suddenly, the brunette spoke. "I-I'm going to take a nap for a while.."Izaya softly said with an obviously fraud smile. Even an idiot would recognize that it was a fake. Izaya ran into his room and he slammed the door. "*sigh*. That guy looked so weak today. It's really rare. He should be stabbing me with his pocket knife right now. At least he would be lending me his hand in putting this back. Now, I can't see the future without my phone!" the blonde thought starting with a sigh.

"Kiss. It's like a brain-washing machine. Once you've been kissed by someone, your emotion will change. Why does it feels like.. like I'm floating through the clouds whenever I kiss Shizu-chan? I am supposed to hate him, right? Or maybe… It's just that.. I was totally carried away? But why did my heart beat faster when I said the things he cared about? I don't know what to do. I'm acting like a human already.."Izaya deeply thought while he was lying down in his bed. Yeah, it sure is a tough perspective. He doesn't want to feign what he is feeling anymore. He wanted to know why his heart throbbed when the blonde sent him those kisses. Suddenly, a clever thought crossed his mind. "What if I try to kiss other people and compare their kisses to Shizu-chan's kiss?"The brunette thought. He suddenly stood up and grabbed his coat. He ran towards the living room and he suddenly yelled. "Shizu-chan~ Look for the house, 'kay? I have to get out. I'll be back!"Izaya lively yelled. "O-Oi! Chotto! Flea, Where the he-"Shizuo was about to stop the flea, but it's too late since the brunette already left him behind. "WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS? AM I HIS MAID? THE FUCK?"Shizuo exclaimed angrily. He was about to tear a book out of madness, but he noticed that the sulking brunette a while ago suddenly became lively. For short, Shizuo was concern a while ago. He sighed and he place the book into the shelf. "Well at least he's not a pain in the ass anymore.."he murmured.

"OOOiiii, Dotachin, Dotachin~"Izaya called as he hopped up and down into the sidewalk. Kadota turned back. "Oh, Iza-Wait. Stop calling me that!"Kadota answered. "How are you, Dotachin?~"Izaya asked. "*sigh*. I'm fine. Well, it's been a long time, too."Kadota replied. "Demo Izaya, it is rare for you to approach me like this." "Ne, Ne Dotachin~!"Izaya said. "Eh?" "Come with me,Onegai! I need your help!"Izaya pleaded. Kyohei Kadota is a guy with a big heart. Of course he wouldn't decline. "O-Okay."Kadota replied. Izaya grinned and he took Kadota's wrist. Izaya grabbed Kadota and then they ran, arriving to an alley that is filled with wall graffiti. "Iza-" "Kadota was then trapped into Izaya's kiss. Izaya softly kissed Kadota, and Kadota's eyes bulged out of surprise. Izaya then broke the kiss. "Arigatou, Dotachin~!"Izaya yelled mischievously. Izaya directly ran and he left. "Wh-What on Earth did just happened?"Kadota asked to himself with a blush on his face.

"I knew it is really different from Shizu-chan's kiss."Izaya thought. He was really disturbed and depressed, and so he didn't paid attention to where he was going. Suddenly, he bumped into someone. "O-Oh. Celty, it's you."Izaya said. Celty, on the other hand, was puzzled. "You look so weak, Izaya. It is very unlikely."Celty typed into her phone. "Ne, Celty. What does it feels like..to kiss someone?"Izaya asked, looking down. "EH? HOW COME THE OH-SO-I-LOVE-HUMANS,-I-EVEN-DO-HUMAN-OBSERVATIONS MAN HERE IS ASKING ABOUT A KISS? I-IS IT POSSIBLE THAT HE IS IN-LOVE?"Celty thought with a shocking feeling. Celty typed as fast as she could. "A-Are you in-love, Izaya?" "N-No! I-It's just that..i-I'm curious! I didn't know anything about kissing someone since it's rare for lovers to kiss in public, and so I haven't observed one!"Izaya lied. "Oh. Too bad then. Oh, Now that you mention it, yesterday, Shizuo asked me the same question!"Celty replied. Izaya's heart suddenly skipped a beat as soon as he heard the word 'Shizuo'. "I'm gonna answer you the same answer I said to him yesterday. Why are you asking me about this kissing matter….WHEN IDON'T HAVE A HEAD?"Celty typed. "O-Oh..ahahaha..y-yeah. I forgot."Izaya replied with a fake laugh. "I gotta go, Celty. See ya."Izaya said with a shaking voice. He left immediately. "Eh?" Celty thought.

"Shizu-chan, I'm home." Izaya called. Izaya took off his shoes, and he walked towards the shelf. He saw the blonde, laying down on the floor, sleeping. "Oi, Shizu-chan. Waaake up."Izaya yelled. Still, the blonde was snoring. Izaya crouched and he poked Shizuo's cheek. "Shizu-chan." Nothing. "Shiiiizuuuu-chaaaaan!" Nope, nothing. "Shizu-chan Shizu-chan, Shizuuuuuuuuuuuuu-chan!" None. Izaya poked Shizuo's nose, and Shizuo shook his head. "Mmph."Shizuo exclaimed. Izaya suddenly smiled. "So Shizu-chan can be this cute." Izaya poked Shizuo's nose again, and suddenly, Shizuo grabbed Izaya's wrist and pulled the brunette towards him. Right then, the brunette was laying on the floor, locked with the blonde's arms. "Mm.. I love…"Shizuo mumbled, still asleep. Izaya suddenly blushed. "L-Love?"Izaya thought nervously. "I love….cake."Shizuo mumbled. Izaya was surprised but was relieved. "C-Cake. Hah. Ahahaha! Cake!"Izaya thought as he giggled. "How foolish of me to think that I was the one he was referring to!" "And Orihara Izaya.."the blonde murmured with a smile. The brunette suddenly froze. Shizuo snuggled the brunette more. Izaya was shaking. And out of a sudden, a tear rolled down on Izaya's cheek. Izaya was crying. Shizuo woke up, because he can feel the brunette shaking. The blonde sat on the floor, and he pulled Izaya too so that the brunette can also sit. "The heck? Why are you crying, flea?"Shizuo asked. Still, the brunette cannot talk. "Shh. Calm down, Izaya. Calm down." Shizuo said as he held Izaya's head for Izaya to face him. "What's wrong? Why are you crying?"Shizuo asked. Izaya inhaled a lot of hair, and he started to talk. "Sh-Shizu-chan, I am… I'm in-love with you!"Izaya said, still crying. The blonde was surprised about it. "W-what?"Shizuo said. "I-I don't know what to do anymore! I'm totally messed up! My heart is throbbing every time I see you! Y-You won't believe me when I say this, but it's my fault why you got drunk at the first place! I found a notebook in the central park the night before yesterday, and there's a letter attached to it that says that whatever you write in that notebook will come true! I-I was planning to make fun of you by writing that you'd be drunk and you'd start to fall in love with me so that y-you can say homo things! I-I was aiming to take a video of you saying homo things at me, but I failed! You still treated me like crazy, and you even tortured me! B-But you started to kiss me in the back alley, a-and I didn't know what to do! We kissed a lot! M-My heart suddenly felt different *sniff* from before! The notebook was lost, but I don't care! Shizu-chan! I am in-love with you!"The brunette explained while crying. Shizuo was dumbfounded about it. Shizuo suddenly wiped Izaya's tears. "Why are you crying, then, Mr. Crybaby?"Shizuo asked. "B-Because, I feel uneasy! A-And I'm not a crybaby! I only cried now! It's your fault, anyways!"Izaya exclaimed. Shizuo smiled, and he suddenly kissed the brunette. The brunette was surprised, and he closed his eyes to favor the kiss more. Izaya broke the kiss and he suddenly hugged the blonde as tight as he could. Shizuo hugged back."Izaya, listen. This is really shocking. You know why I was pissed off when my phone was lost? It's because my phone can see the future. Also, the night before yesterday, someone sent me a message and it says that I can see the future just by sending that number a message with the specific time and the specific date. I tried to type 'August 4, 2012, 10:08 PM' and the number sent a video to me. I watched the video and I saw you leaning on the wall in a back alley, kissing someone. I noticed that that someone was me."Shizuo explained. Izaya stopped cuddling the blonde. "Shizu-chan, I believe in you."Izaya said as he smiled sincerely. The blonde looked away, blushing. "I-Idiot. Don't show me that kind of face!" "Eh?What face?" "Y-You know, that cute face! Damn, you're making me feel irritated!" Izaya suddenly leaped into Shizuo and he nuzzled Shizuo softly. "Shizu-chan, I love you!"the brunette said. Shizuo blushed, but he smiled in the end. "Yeah. I do, too, flea."

It sure is a blissful day for the two. And that's how the beginning of the relationship started.

"Wanna do it?" Shizuo asked with lustful eyes. "Make me."the brunette replied with a devilish grin.

FINALLY. THE END. THANKS GUYS FOR COPING UP WITH ME TILL THE END. SO FAR, YOUR REVIEWS ARE HELPFUL! ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU. I'M GONNA MAKE A SASUNARU FANFIC NEXT. ANY SUGGESTIONS? :3 SAYONARA, MINNA. SORRY FOR THE SUCKY ENDING. TILL NEXT TIME.