Minion wanted to write something cute and endearing, so out of the long adorable list of awkward cute characters in "Hetalia", Mathew Williams came to mind, for some reason... Ah Canada... Anywho, I do not own "Hetalia" or its kick-ass characters, so yeah… I can't guarantee this story is going to be… "Clean", "child-safe", "may-stir-feelings", because I have been writing boldly lately… so, beware of my evil minion-MWAHAHA NO PRISIONERS!

Please review, my sleazy readers, for Minions 'r evil and need praise or else we take over the world with an iron fist, in this case, the world of "Hetalia". So enjoy, "RUSSIA INVADED!" Canada x Russia!

For my minion: LUVRE THE POWER OF CUTE CUDDLY-NESS!

Characters:

Alfred = America, Mathew = Canada, Ivan = Russia, Francis = France, Arthur = England

HETALIA!

~Part one: It's all France's fault~

On the events that happened in the Beijing meeting was all because of the country, France. Though he did not contribute much to the invasion of Russia, the past actions and habits he influenced on Canada is clearly France's fault.

It all started when Canada was a little kid-almost growing out of his toddler stage. Before France moved in with England, he was fully responsible for the growing country. He loved that boy, and giggled with parental glee when little Mattie gurgled, "Papa" at the large country. Though France was well known for sexual predator among the other countries, France was head-over-heels at the thought of being some countries father, especially to a cute innocent one, like Mathew.

In the early stages of parenthood, Papa France would let/force the toddler sleep on his chest. From naps to regular sleeping, little Mattie would be expected to cuddle and snuggle with the large country before falling to sleep. France loved the close contact with the tinny country and continued to let him sleep on his chest until he moved into England's house.

The cuddling was a thing to look forward too, it did, however, cause a problem later down the line. He did not know it, but Francis made Mathew develop bad sleeping habits that put a strain on the FACE family relationship.

Because Francis was always apart of Mattie's life, Mattie thought in order to sleep he had to cuddle with someone. At first it was cute, even Arthur was smitten instantly when little Canadian toddler waddled over and slept on him while he was watching football the telle. It then got out of hand when little Mattie panicked one night and frantically searched for his parents' bedroom to go to sleep. Once found, he then walked in on France and England when they were getting it "on" and tried to find his papa's chest to sleep on in the mess of sweaty limbs.

Things had to change at that point. Mathew was too clingy and the adults needed some time with each other. Plus they thought it was bad for Mathew's health (both physically and emotionally) if the boy kept barging in on them and tried to be a part of the group in order to sleep.

England eventually was the one who had to be the tough parent and made Mattie sleep in his own bed. It nearly broke his and Francis heart to tell the little Canadian that he had to sleep alone. Little Mathew instantly cried asking them why they hated him so much. Francis cried too and tried to explain to the little country that there was no way that they hated Mattie, Arthur and Francis just needed time together.

Two weeks later after they gave Mathew his room, Arthur and Francis had to make Alfred and Mattie roommates because Mattie would have these terrible nightmares of being alone that made him stay awake through the night shivering in the dark. They thought his twin brother would help him fall asleep and everything would be fine.

As the days progressed, the parents discovered that their boys were both very exhausted every morning and Alfred was being moody to Mathew. Alfred never meant to be mean to his twin, he was just tired from the many days of the lack of sleep.

When the parents questioned him, he replied that Mathew would keep him awake by tossing and turning all night. He told them that Mathew would sometimes burst out crying because he would be frustrated for not sleeping well. They asked him if it were the nightmares that was keeping his brother awake, but he just shrugged.

"He always slap his arm before he cried," toddler Alfred replied. That made them both worried and confused until they investigated the problem.

It turns out that the young Canadian was being kept awake because he was sleeping on his arms; cutting off the blood circulation as he slept on his stomach. They discovered that no matter what, Mathew cannot do is sleep on his back whatsoever. Every time England or France would roll him over, Canada would instantly flop back to his stomach, thus accidentally trapping his arms under him. When his arms or hands would go numb, little Mattie would wake up and had to shake the numbness off his limbs, accidentally hitting them on the bed or the wall. He would do this so many times before getting frustrated with himself and start to cry, waking his brother up in the process.

Cuddling, the parents found, was the only thing that would keep this boy from waking up in the middle of the night, so they had to be creative to solve this issue.

One day, Arthur came home with two body-sized teddy bears, a brown one for Alfred and a white one for Mathew. France was some-what skeptical at the teddy bears at first because the two boys seem to be too old to be playing with stuffed animals. When he saw the happy reaction in little Mattie's eyes his doubts were eliminated and greeted his knight in shining armor with a passionate peak on the lips.

The bear was the official first gift that England has ever given to little Canada. The little toddler was so happy for his gift that he carried his toy in his arms all throughout the day and fell asleep on it at night. The cuddling solution was a success. Because Mathew was sleeping well, there was no tension in the house.

The trick is that Mathew still is a cuddle hazard, even in adulthood.