Daisy stood in the center of the card table, scattering Finding Nemo go-fish cards everywhere. Rosalina crossed her arms and Polari fainted out of his chair, which was a little odd, considering the fact that he floats. Rosalina suddenly remembered the strange redheaded girl and her dog(?). "Daisy! Welcome back! Well done on collecting the Grand Star for me." She said, forcing a smile. "We can go home now right?" Daisy asked. Rosalina stood up and began collecting the stray playing cards with her magic. "Of course dear! All you have to do is click the heels of your boots and say 'There's no place like Disney Land.' That will take you right home." Daisy blinked. "Really? That's all? Why did you make me get the Grand Star for you if I didn't have to use it?" Rosalina twiddled her thumbs anxiously. "Uhhhh… Because I wanted to teach you about friendship?" she guessed. Daisy frowned. "What friendship? There's Toadtoad, that random Yoshi, and me." Rosalina chuckled. "What? What about the Scarecrow and the Tin Man?" Daisy appeared to be having a flashback, as she was staring off into space with her head at an angle. Rosalina thought she heard people singing "We're all in this together" but she must have imagined it.

Finally Daisy shuddered and came back from her daydream. "Wildcats…" she whispered, sounding horrified. "Ok….let's get you home now." Rosalina said, backing away, as if she expected Daisy to rampage. Daisy put her Toadtoad into his basket, waved at the Yoshi, and closed her eyes. "There's no place like Disney Land, there's no place like Disney Land, there's no place like Disney Land…." She chanted, clicking her boots. Rosalina flicked her wand and a launch star appeared, blasting Daisy off into space. When Daisy was out of sight, Rosalina sat on the ground, and put a hand to her forehead. "I really need some tea…" she said. The Yoshi nodded his head. "Guh, you be trippin" it said, snapping his fingers.

'Daisy….Daisy….Daisy, wake up…." "Huh?" Daisy's eyes fluttered open and she saw Auntie Em and Uncle Henry at her bedside. Uncle Henry had been trying to revive her by pressing a wet cannoli to her head. "Are you alright dear?" Auntie Em asked. "Y-…yes, I think so." Daisy said. She looked around her room. "Where's toadtoad?" she asked. Em and Henry glanced at each other. "You just missed him. He said something about 'his work here being done' and flew away." Auntie Em explained. Daisy nodded. "Oh, okay. Dear me…I had the strangest dream….you were there…and you were there….and a bunch of other random people were there!" Daisy said. Auntie Em and Uncle Henry looked at their niece expectantly. 'But I can't remember what it was about." Daisy said, getting up and leaving the room. "Boy what a terrible ending!" said Uncle Henry. "What a terrible story!" said Auntie Em, breaking the fourth wall. Suddenly they disappeared. To see where they went, please read my fanfiction entitled DOOM! Thank you for wasting your time reading this story that murdered the name of the Wizard of Oz.

Sincerely,

YoshiRandomlyExplodes