WildKrattsSuperFan1! You inspired this! 8D Everyone enjoy!


Walking out onto the stage, Silver raised her hands and waved them to the clapping crowds, "Thank you! Thank you! Anyway..." she reached into her back pocket and pulled out posted notes, as she reached for the microphone, "As your host I am here to introduce the stars of the show!" she would have also paused for affect, if she hadn't dropped her notes all over the place.

"Whoops..." Sil's cheeks went red as the crowd chuckled and whispered among each other. She cleared her throat and stepped to the side motioning, "... And here's the Kratts..."

The crowd went wild with clapping, and roars of cheering as they stood up.

Martin and Chris strolled across the stage, over to the mic, obviously better in front of crowds of people instead of Silver. The brothers waved together, but Chris kept bowing and Martin kept making peace signs with his hands.

Silver leaned forward a little, "Ahem..." trying to get the show rolling.

Chris jumped slightly, "Oh right!" he smiled at the crowd, "Today we're giving you all a challenge; we're going to see if you can guess each person me and my brother act out."

Martin leaned towards the mic, "We might act out shows, books, movies, etc..."

"Ohhhh..." the crowd awed, ready to see the performance.

"Disclaimer-" Chris added quickly.

"-We own NOTHING!" MK finished, "Except... maybe ourselves... but we are in someone's story who doesn't really own us... so... technically... AGH! Brain pain!"

"Okay, stepping away from the forth wall," Silver started, smiling and taking the microphone away from the Kratts, "Let's see if you guys can guess who the Kratts are acting like!"

1.

Martin and Chris looked at each other, and quickly ran back behind stage. Chris came running back out first, and he was wearing a black boots, white pants, a black T-shirt with a white jacket over it. The white jacket had a big red R on the front of it.

"... Martin," Chris mumbled behind the curtain, "Get out here!"

"Do I have to? Ugh, fine... You're wearing the girl's costume next time..." Groaned MK as he came out in black boots, a white skirt, black shirt, and a white jacket with another big red R.

Besides the laughing in the crowd, many women could be heard whistling. Martin went red and pulled the skirt down a little more... this was embarrassing.

Chris nudged his brother with his elbow. Martin cleared his throat, still humiliated, "Prepare for trouble..."

"Make it double..." Chris said, in a voice only a little bit lower then his own. He also had whipped out a rose from nowhere.

"To protect the world from devastation..." MK said, still blushing.

"To unite all people within our nation!" Chris said, crossing his arms and smiling.

"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"

"To extend our reach to the stars above!"

"Martin..." MK said his name, looking a little ashamed of himself for agreeing to do this.

"Chris..." Chris said throwing the rose out to the crowd of screaming fangirls.

"Team Wild Kratts blast off at the speed of light!" Martin posed awkwardly.

"Surrender now, or prepare to fight!" Chris posed beside him.

Silver popped up beside them in cat ears, "Meowth! That's right!" she then ripped off the cat ears, then looked back down to her posted notes, "Okay... onto next thing for the crowd to guess!"

2.

Martin read what was next on the list, "You can't be serious..."

Chris looked over his shoulder and rolled his eyes, "How 'bout we try the one after that?"

"No, that one's worse..."

"Okay then what about that one?"

Both brothers started bickering silently between each other, as someone coughed briefly in the audience. Silver peaked over their shoulders, "Can't you just do choice number fifteen?"

The Kratts looked at each other and nodded, "I guess I'm cool with that..." Martin said, as he and Chris quickly ran behind the curtain. They both came back wearing black shorts, silver caps with black goggles, and blue shirts with encircled 'A's on them.

But Chris for some reason was wearing a wig with long hair, and Martin had drawn a mustache on his face with a marker(he also had one of his teeth colored over so it looked like he was missing one, but that wasn't as noticeable).

There was a mumble of laughs throughout the crowd, but that was interrupted as Chris started playing a guitar and Martin started singing a song called 'Hey Homies' and then 'Burger Rain'... which succeeded in making everyone laugh harder.

Silver, in between giggles, grabbed the mic, "Okay, next... *snort* next one!"

3.

Martin and Chris ran back stage again, and when they came back, they were dressed normally except that MK had a ring on a chain around his neck. They both acted really tired, and suddenly MK fell over.

Chris struggled to his brother's side, and pulled him onto his lap. Martin mumbled his bro's name, seeming dehydrated. Chris's eyes started to water (or at least pretend too), "Do you remember the African Savanna, Martin? It will be spring soon, and the new plants will be in blossom... and birds will be nesting in the tall grass... and the Tortuga will be stationed in the lower fields, and JZ will be ordering pizza... do you remember the taste of pizza?"

"Oh Chris," Martin said with probably the tackiest British accent you have ever heard, it took all of Chris's strength to act sad and not break out laughing, "I can't recall the taste of food... nor the sound of water; the touch of grass... I'm naked in the dark-"

Chris snorted uncontrollably, and Martin shushed him, "Shut up! It's what the script says! Ahem- with nothing, no veil! between me, and the wheel of fire! I can see him! With my waking eyes!"

Chris puffed up, "Then let us be rid of it! Once and for all!" he got a determined look on his face, "C'mon Martin! I can't carry it for you- but I can carry you! C'mon!" he then huffed as he pulled Martin up and managed to get him on his back.

Chris seemed to struggled under the weight of his brother though, "Man, what have you been eating?" Martin didn't answer, he just smiled contently at his brother's trouble.

Silver walked on stage again and wiped a tear from her eye, "I love that movie... anyway, next!"

4.

MK took out some posted notes and blinked, "Wait, is this the last one bro?"

Chris nodded, "Yep, last one... but it could be the longest."

"Joy." Martin said with sarcasm, as he stuffed the notes in his pocket, "So, you get to be the girl this time..."

"Dang it..."

After briefly running backstage, and Silver mumbling to herself as she pushed a prop balcony out on stage, "If no one gets this one, I'll be utterly shocked."

Martin came out in an outfit which would have been worn by a rich young man in the 1500s. He kept adjusting the collar and pants, and obviously wasn't comfortable. He took out his posted notes again and started reading them, "Er- but soft!" his face obviously showed an expression of what the heck am I reading, "What light through yonder window breaks?" he shrugged, "Um, I dunno... candle light I'm guessing?"

Silver face palmed and sighed, "Martin, you are ruining one of my favorite plays for me..." The crowd disagreed, and laughed quietly at MK's confusion.

Martin looked at her, "I don't feel right quoting love poetry to my brother..." he said awkwardly.

"You don't have too." CK said walking up and standing beside his sibling. He was still in his normal outfit, and not even holding a script. He wasn't going to have anyone convince him into playing a girl.

"Then who...?" MK suddenly saw JZ urging Kitty Carlo onto the balcony. She didn't want to do it, even though CK had some how convinced her. She was in a rich girl's dress from the 1500s, but had her arms crossed with a look of annoyance. Once he got her on the balcony, JZ smiled and waved at the crowd before heading off stage.

Martin took a deep breath, and looked at the script again, "But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Kitty is the sun," Kit perked up and her eyes trailed over to Martin as a light smile started to peek over her lips, as he continued, "Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, who is already sick and pale with grief, that thou her maid art far more fair than she-"

MK then realized Chris was still standing right next to him, "Dude, seriously. Do you mind?"

"Not really." Chris said with a shrug and a smile.

Martin stared at him questioningly, and then tried to ignore him as he focused his attention back on Kitty,"That thou her maid art far more fair than she: Be not her maid, since she is envious; Her vestal livery is but sick and green and none but fools do wear it; cast it off. It is my lady, O, it is my love! O, that she knew she were! She speaks yet- " he abruptly stopped when Chris suddenly had a camera and started taking pictures.

"Just capturing the moment!" Chris said with a mischievous grin, "Act like I'm not here!"

Kitty and MK exchanged questioning glances, and Martin sighed, "Oh forget this! I'm doing this the Martin way!" he stomped over to Kitty and climbed up the balcony. Upon reaching the top, a flirty smile crossed his face, "Hey pretty babe, I dig you. Be mine, 'kay?" the crowd burst into hoots of laughter and whistling.

"Well you're not rushing things..." Kitty said with a laugh, trying not to snort. She looked at the script, "Ay me..." she said with probably no character what so ever.

Silver was on the side of the stage pulling at her hair, "Kitty- act! PLEASE! MK's already ruining everything else..."

Kitty cleared her throat and put on a New Zealand accent, "Ay me?"

Silver face palmed, but ignored it and let the play continue. Martin looked at the script and continued saying it 'his way', "Oh so you do talk... what an awesome night this has become!"

Kitty smiled, "Martin, Martin! Wherefore art thou... Martin..." she looked at Sil, "Am I suppose to repeat his name that much?"

Silver threw her hands in the air, "You know what, forget it! I try to bring a little class to this story and this is what I get..." she walked over, pulled Martin down from the balcony and then started pushing it away with Kit still on it.

While she was being pushed away, Kitty was able to mumble out a few more lines to MK, "Sweet, so would I: Yet I should kill thee with much cherishing. Good night, good night! parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow..."

The crowd awed and Martin gave a goofy lover boy smile, until Chris snapped him out of it when he took another picture.

"THAT'S IT! GIVE ME THE CAMERA!" Martin said charging after his brother.

"No way bro!" Chris said with a triumphant laugh as he avoided MK. The crowd chuckled and talked among each other until Sil came back.

Silver came back from pushing away the fake balcony and sighed, "Right... well that was the last one. You people better be writing down all your answers in that review box. Thanks a lot for watching reading!" She said to the crowd, and everyone burst into applauds and whistles, as the curtains closed.