Disclaimer: Sadly I do not own Naruto or else Sasuke would have come back already and made Uzumaki babies.

Lemon is the Fruit of Jealousy

Ch. 1 Morning Disputes

"Naruto!" yelled a voice from across the hall but was barely audible in the midst of the morning hallway buzz.

The teenaged blond turned around to see emerald eyes staring down at his Safire ones.

"Morning Sakura!" he says with a chuckle and a grin, "How are you?"

"Pissed, you didn't answer my text last night. I wanted to tell you what that Ino-Pig said to me."

"Sorry about that. The old perv made me work late last night. I was there until eleven sorting books for him. But once I got done shelving the historical fiction novels I started to hear noises coming from upstairs in his apartment. When I stopped to listen I swear I heard the old hag moaning."

"Naruto!" The boy turned his head in surprise to see the woman he was just talking about walking toward him.

"Oh crap." He mumbled in disheartened spirit.

"Naruto what do you have sixth period?" the blond haired woman asked the boy.

"Wha-What?" the boy replies before a certain pink haired figure elbows his side "Ow, Sakura! That hurt!"

"Answer her questions stupid." The girl orders.

Naruto sticks his tongue out at her before looking at the other female standing by him looking impatient. "I have Chemistry six period with Kakashi-sensei."

"Good, meet me in my office then, we need to talk about…the incident…."

"Err…sure, I'll head thre after I get changed in Gym."

With that the older woman looked satisfied so she said her goodbyes and walked away. As she slowly disappeared from sight Naruto yelled out one last "Bye Old Hag!" to which the woman yelled back "That's Ms. Principal to you brat!"

With their principal gone Sakura felt it sage to talk again. 'Well that was…interesting. Looks like your in for a fun day."

"yeah…fun…." Suddenly the boys gloomy face turned to one of pure joy and his laughter matched his expression.

"What are you laughing at?" Sakura asked in confusion.

"I just imagined what it's gonna be like when she tries to talk about it. It'll be like when she gave me 'the talk' all over again." The thought made the girl laugh while the blond shuddered before realization hit her.

"Crap! Look at the time! Come on we're gonna be late for homeroom."

Then she grabbed his head and the two started to run through the once crowded but now nearly empty hallway.

Just when their homeroom is in sight a leg and two hands tip and push Naruto respectively to the ground.

"Ow, what the hell was that for?...Oh great it's you."

"Hn. Don't sound so pleased Dobe." Said a baritone voice that brought the image of melting chocolate to the lucky ears listening to it's melodious sound.

"Why'd you tri[ me?" Naruto yells in anger.

The pale boy standing in front of Naruto showed a face of disinterest before saying "Who says I tripped you? Who's to say you didn't run into my foot?"

"Bastard." Mumbled the tan boy under his breath.

"What was that stupid?" Sasuke asks.

"Teme." Naruto says with an enraged face.

"Dobe." Sasuke replies with a non-caring one.

"Bastardo"

"Tonto."

"Are you two just gonna insult each other in different languages?" a new voice asked.

An like that it's as if a bubble is popped and the two come to realize where they are and see that Saura is starring at them, well staring at Sasuke, next to him stood Kiba Inuzuka, wearing his football jersey for the big game that night.

"What do you want Inuzuka?" Sasuke seethed with disdain. If there is possibly one person Sasuke hates more than Naruto. It's Kiba.

"Well Uchiha" Kiba mocks with a grin. "I had football practice this morning. That's why I'm late. I even have a pass and everything." He then holds up a piece of paper to defend his statement.

"Go to class then."

"Wow, Naruto's got you pretty pissed huh? Now you're picking fights with me. Trust me buddy, fighting me is way different from fighting Naruto. I can actually throw a punch."

"Hey!" yelled the blond.

Turning his attention to his tanned counter part "You know it's true…you realize you're still on the ground right?"

"What? Oh…." The blond starts to get up when he sees a tanned hand offering assistance "Thanks." He says before taking it and right before he's finally standing he's pushed down again by another tanned hand.

"What the hell!" He yells and kicks toward the tall boy who is currently laughing his head off.

"You should have sseen your face." Kiba replies while still laughing and wiping a tear.

While pushing himself off the ground Naruto says "Your such a jerk Kiba."

"What are you gonna do about it," then Kiba pushes Naruto on the chest with both hands "Blonde."

"Oh I'm gonna kick your ass," then Naurto pushes Kiba "Stupid Jock."

"Oh?" Kiba exclaims

"Yeah." Naruto says

"Oh?" Kiba repeats

"Yeah"

"Oh really?"

"I already said yeah you dumbass."

And in a flash the two are meshed together. They are full of punches, pushes and kicks. Brown and blond hair is everywhere as the two fight for dominance (while smiling the entire time). It is in the strange position of Naruto held within a head lock while having his head rubbed with one of Kiba's knuckles as he punched Kiba's abdomen when someone intervenes.

"Um guys…."

And just as before a personal bubble around the two arguing bursts and they look up to see Sasuke staring them down with both hatred and an unreadable expression mixed in. Then they look to Sakura who's head turns from them then over to her other side in the direction of the homeroom. They with groans they see that standing outside the classroom is a clearly pissed off Iruka. He stands while stamping his foot and looking as if he could kill someone before saying…

"Naruto!"

It looks like everyone wants a piece of Naruto today….

N/A: Ok that's it for this portion of the story. There's still two chapters left so expect an update in a few days and don't worry the lemon is coming so until then ;)….