SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG. HERE YOU FUCKING GO GUYS. GET HYPE.

Also, who the hell has two thumbs and writes an eleven-page chapter to a smut fic? This guy, apparently. Jesus Tap-dancing Christ.

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The Lion made a noise, a deep guttural sound that resembled a growl more than anything. His corded muscles were tensing up, his blood singing as sensitive nerves were ignited by an enthusiastic mouth and tongue. His body was being played like an instrument, deft touches from tiny soft hands bringing the strapping human man closer and closer to an eruptive release.

John reached down to the slim form down by his waist, running his thick fingers through his quarian angel's wild and curly hair, brushing purple locks to the side so he could see her pretty face. She looked up at him, her shining silver eyes lustful and loving. Then she moaned, her tongue stroking him just so to pull a desperate rasping noise from her human lover's mouth.

He held her head as it bobbed in his lap, and he watched, hypnotized, as the entire length of his manhood disappeared between Tali's lips, her nose coming damn close to brushing against his waist. John was both aroused and impressed. He knew for certain that he was a rather large man, longer and thicker than most others. Even before his reconstruction at the hands of Cerberus, he had been a prime specimen of humanity. He also knew for certain that Tali'Zorah had taken no lovers before him – no male lovers, at least. For a woman who could easily be considered a virgin, the ability to handle a weapon of John's caliber was… praise-worthy to say the least.

And so young, sweet Miss Vas Normandy continued to earn John's (mostly) silent praise, eagerly sucking upon her human's immense cock with glee, her warm wet mouth readily accepting the thick, throbbing shaft. Saliva had built up in considerably amounts, collecting around Tali's lips and chin as well as making the human cock slick and wet. Miss Zorah's gesture of appreciation towards her lover had long since become a considerably sloppy affair.

John growled once more, a husky noise that one might hear from a wild, untamed beast rather than a man. It seemed to drive Tali to work even harder, her tongue's long leisurely strokes up and down John's cock becoming more insistent lapping, much like what a pet would do. Her lips, full and soft like velvet cushions, slid up and down the length of her human's shaft, massaging every inch, every little protruding vein. To John it felt divine, unlike anything a human woman could do.

"Tali…" He groaned through clenched teeth. "God, Tali…"

His quarian heard him, slowing her movements so she could look up at him again, while still keeping him nestled in the warm confines of her mouth and throat. Silver, glowing eyes watched him from below, adoring the way his face contorted as she pleasured him.

"Fuck… Tali…" John repeated, his breathing uneven. He twitched in her mouth. Tali replied with a flick of her tongue along the underside of the shaft, caressing him softly. It caused John's hips to jerk ever so slightly. "Goddamn…"

The Lion was close to release, he could feel it, deep in his gut, coiling and uncoiling. He reached down with his other hand, now firmly holding onto his quarian's head. He had a hand on either side of Tali's narrow face, thumbs stroking her purple flushed cheeks. She still held him in her mouth, licking him just like that. Silver eyes blinked up at him lovingly, waiting. Only half of him was inside her…

Then, John thrust, giving his quarian all the rest of him. Her thin nose mashed against his pelvis, and she made a… a sound, a soft quiet little whimper. It was so pathetic… yet so lovely and… arousing. Her tiny hands grabbed at his waist, fingers brushing against his skin, her little feet kicking softly against the mattress as he pumped his thick cock in and out of her sweet mouth, savaging her.

…But he could feel her sucking! Her tongue and lips massaging him, caressing him, even as he continued to repeatedly stuff her mouth full of human meat! When her eyes weren't closed tightly shut, she was looking up at him, begging – daring him to go further, harder.

So he did.

John pulled out, earning himself the joy of hearing that splendid 'sluuurp' sound, and thrust again, harder this time. Tali's silver eyes went wide as the head of his cock struck the back of her throat. Then, John repeated the move, over and over. His hands were at the back of Tali's head now, fingers gripping her through her dark curls as he thrust himself into her waiting mouth. John cursed, gritting his teeth as he face-fucked the woman he loved, his quarian angel, spit and precum slathering her face and his crotch, saliva dripping down her chin and onto his balls. All the while, Tali was making those sounds, those soft pitiful little whines that only fed John's primal desire to claim what was his.

GLUK GLUK GLUK! Those were the sounds of Tali doing her best to accept the entirety of the human male as he drove himself deep into her throat.

Music to my ears…

It was a game, John soon realized. He and Tali had come to a silent agreement, one where they understood that they both had a part to play in a game neither knew they even wanted to partake in – until now, of course. She was a weak, pathetic little quarian girl. A pretty young thing, born into a life of high status among her people, kept safe by her admiral father. Now, she was captured and stripped bare, vulnerable and at the mercy of him, a savage primate from a harsh world across the stars. He was a barbarian, a depraved brute who was to take pleasure from his new prize, using whatever parts of her body that he so desired. He was to claim her in ways no one else would, to make her his and his alone.

Feeling Tali's glorious cock-sleeve of a throat convulse around him as it attempted to swallow his manhood, John found that this game was not quite as difficult as he thought. As John understood, quarian females were smitten by dominance and easily impressed. Making her his would not take very long at all.

"God, Tali… Do you know how fucking good you feel?"

His quarian hummed in response, another soft sound muffled by the cock stuffed down her throat. However, John could still detect a hint of pride in their. Tali you naughty, naughty girl, he thought with a smirk.

"Fuck! Where the hell did you learn how to do this?" John asked as he relished the feeling of Tali engulfing him, not really expecting an answer.

"You have me to thank for that, boyscout," Came a familiar voice.

John turned his head, still thrusting into Tali's eager mouth, to see none other than Jack standing at the entrance to the loft.

The convict was nearly bare, much like Tali was, wearing not her baggy cargo pants nor even her thin leather straps. John could see her, all of her, every intricate mark that ran across her small, lithe body. Her eyes were locked on him and Tali, predatory and lustful. She smiled wickedly, snaking her tongue out to glide over her full lips, glossed a deep cherry red. Her arousal was on full display, small pink nipples standing out from perky breasts, and lower, a glistening, dripping cunt, ready for him. The sight of it made John's cock throb hard in his quarian's throat, making her whimper against the invading shaft. God, that's nice…

"I had bucket-head practice that trick on some of my toys a while back," Jack explained, sauntering down to the interspecies pair, bare feet silently striding over the cold metal floor. "I wouldn't let her leave until she could get every inch of my largest human model down that pretty mouth of hers. Poor thing looked like she was about to suffocate before she even reached halfway. But she did it. I'll admit, boyscout, I was a little proud."

Jack was upon them now, climbing onto the bed to join Tali in the Lion's den. On her hands and knees, the tattooed biotic crawled up next to the quarian woman, surprisingly gentle as she ran her hands through the girl's curly locks of hair. She brought her cherry-red lips down to brush against what passed for a quarian ear.

"Aren't you glad that you practiced, bucket? Aren't you happy that you can take all of him?"

Tali shuddered, her tiny hands reaching around John's waist to grab at his toned ass, trying to push him further inside her. She convulsed around him, retching a thick wad of spit onto the cock in her mouth, determined to continue her work. John groaned, eyes fluttering shut despite himself. He was very pleased with the sensation, one hand going on to pet the girl as she gurgled against him, dutifully lathering yet another helping of spit onto her human's member. She pulled back, only enough for her tongue to swirl around him, but it was enough for a good amount of fluids to spill from the gaps between her lips and John, dripping down her chin and neck.

Fuck... Whatever Jack did, it was more than worth it…

It was then that John decided that his depraved quarian angel had earned a rest.

John slowly pulled himself from Tali's mouth, groaning as he felt the delight of warm, wet flesh gliding over him. SLUUURP! All the while, the she continued to slobber all over him.

Jack sat, her chin resting on her hands, smiling, her eyes widening as she watched inch after inch after inch slip from the bucket-head's lips. The impressive member was not even completely free from her mouth when Tali wrapped her alien hands around the base of the shaft, stroking him as he left her. Jack noted that the quarian's long fingers could barely close around him.

Then, with a lewd "pop", John was free, glistening with a copious amount of spit and precum.

Tali took a ragged breath, sucking precious air into her starved lungs, shuddering even as she went on to continue stroking her human, running her soft hands up and down his slick cock. "W-why…?" She eventually managed to say through her panting, her voice small and demure, "Why did you stop?"

John's breath caught in his throat at those words, nearly spilling over Tali's busy hands right then. He throbbed in her light grip and she felt it, giving him that smile and responding to him by giving his swollen head a small lick. Then another. And another. All while looking him right in the eyes, waiting. Then one of her hand went down to massage his sack…

God save me from this woman… god damn…

"Yeah, boyscout, why did you stop?" Jack chided, still running a hand through Tali's hair. She smiled, her other hand running up John's thigh, closer and closer to joining Tali at his manhood. "Can't handle one little quarian girl? Is that it? Has your heat sink popped already? You a limp-dick turian now?"

John looked down to shoot the convict a glare, ready to bite back with some words of his own, but was immediately silenced by a breathtaking sight. His cock, under the tight confines of Miss Zorah's throat and the lapping of her skilled quarian tongue, had swelled considerably. It seemed thicker now, the shaft nearly red with veins protruding all along the length. The head was now a swollen bulb that looked ready to burst, throbbing. His manhood had turned into a monstrous, threatening thing, thick and veiny.

…And sweet Miss Zorah was slobbering all over it. It was like catnip to her, it seemed, the quarian woman running her tongue all over, up and down the shaft, swirling around the unbearably sensitive head, flicking the tip just like that. A sinful massage from something warm and wet and soft as velvet. And it felt fucking fantastic.

That was when Jack struck, her head darting forward like a serpent. She joined Tali in pleasuring John, her full, cherry-red lips wrapping around the side of the commander's cock, licking and sucking with abandon while the quarian went on to take the head back into her mouth, giving him teasing dainty sucks.

For a few sweet moments both women serviced their man. Tali bobbed her head, up and down, taking more of John between her lips, sucking on tasty human meat. Meanwhile, Jack occupied herself with the part of John that Tali left untouched. The base of his cock, Jack made sure was as slick and wet as the rest of the shaft, caressing him with her soft lips. Lower, she made sure to pay special attention to John's hefty pair of balls, sucking on them as if they were tasty treats – which was exactly what they turned out to be, as Jack happily discovered.

John's own personal heaven was short-lived, however, as Jack pulled away after a few slow, deliberate strokes of her tongue, leaving Tali to please the commander on her own. The biotic leaned over, brushing her lips against Tali's ear again. She spoke, her voice low and husky, lust dripping from every word as they passed from her lips.

"Now bucket… I seem to remember telling you that something very specific was going to happen on our special night. Do you remember?"

Tali hummed against the organ that occupied her mouth, making the human above her nearly double over from the sensation. Jack took that as a "yes".

"Good. Very good, Miss Vas Bucket. Now, what was it that I told you, hmm?" Jack continued running her hands along Tali's back, nails lightly dragging across sensitive skin. "Oh, that's right! I said that Johnny here was going to fuck your pretty little mouth! Well… he seems to be doing a good job. Wouldn't you agree, bucket?"

It was then that John gave a particularly hard thrust forward, one large hand grabbing ahold of Tali's head, gripping her through her hair. All the girl could do was gurgle, her nose mashed against her human's pelvis, the entirety of his length shoved into her throat.

Jack smiled, wide-eyed at the sight before her. It had been weeks in the making, starting with her seducing the great Commander Shepard that one night down in the lower decks. It only took some strokes of the tongue, heat sinks being popped, but in the end Jack had achieved perfect victory. She had corrupted both the Alliance's golden boy and his sweet quarian engineer. One of her more impressive feats, if she were to be completely honest.

John spoke next, voice strained yet still strong, authoritative. "Miss Zorah told me you said something else, too. Care to shed some light on this, Jack?"

Jack pursed her lips, one hand kneading her breasts, the other coming to rest on Tali's shapely rear. She took a moment to slowly grope the quarian, firmly squeezing the deliciously plump backside before giving it a nice, hard smack.

Tali squealed, or at least tried to – her voice was muffled by the human in her mouth. Her ass jiggled, ever so enticing, against Jack's hand.

"Little Miss Bucket-head was correct," Jack purred, her fingers sliding into the deep crevice between the quarian's ass cheeks, searching for holes to explore. "Not only did I say that our sweet little engineer was going to get her throat stuffed, I also said that I was going to get a mouthful of my own…"

Jack moved like a cat, swift and graceful, easily sliding slender form underneath that of the writhing quarian. Tali, her mouth now being rigorously pumped full of human cock, now had her dripping cunt resting just above Jack's waiting tongue. John could hear the convict from her new position, if barely.

"He'll come in your mouth and you'll come in mine…"

The tattooed woman's lewd words, combined with the feeling of Tali's sweet tongue and soft lips, sent John over the edge, driving the Lion to make damn sure that Jack's statement would ring true.

The effect of Jack's lips on Tali were immediate, the engineer moaning against John's cock as the convict wasted no time working her skilled tongue into the tight quarian pussy above her, tasting what so few aliens would ever get the chance to. And, as Tali was being pleasured, so was John, the girl's tongue lashing wildly against him as he slid in and out of her warm, wet mouth.

Tali, hypersensitive as all quarians were, reached her peak first, her small body shuddering as pleasure overwhelmed her senses. All the while John and Jack continued their assault on the poor girl's body, unrelenting. The quarian woman came hard, squealing against John's cock, grinding her sopping pussy into Jack's eager mouth. Tali's throat made an attempt to swallow, her muscles tightening around John. The human relished the feeling, grunting as he tried to drive himself deeper, harder, claiming what was his. Down below, Jack savored the flavor of a quarian orgasm, her agile tongue lashing out against a tight, dripping snatch. The convict drank from the engineer, lapping up the alien juices while the walls clenched around her tongue.

John looked down at the two women, watching Tali pull back to suck on the upper portion of his shaft, watching Jack reach up from underneath her to grab a handful of quarian ass while her mouth was filled with quarian pussy. It was too much for him this time.

The Lion grabbed Tali by her head once more, fingers weaving through thick purple hair, and gave one final thrust. GLUCK, that was the sweet sound the engineer made as the mammoth cock slid into her throat as deep as it would go. Her nose once again was mashed against her human's waist, his heavy balls slapping against her chin. John groaned, a low rumbling sound, every muscle in his body tensing up. His cock twitched within the tight confines of Tali's warm throat, releasing the contents of his balls as they clenched up.

It was as if a dam had burst, a flood of hot human seed flowing down Tali's gullet and into her belly. Eventually, Tali's need for air forced John to pull away. He released her from his iron grip and allowed her to rise. His cock drew from her abused mouth accompanied by a lewd SLUUURP. John's manhood met the fresh air of the cabin, covered with a thick coat of spit and cum, still connected to Tali's slick lips by several thick strings of saliva.

Tali sucked in a shuddering breath and then hacked, a small amount of that precious virile human seed dripping from her lips and onto the bed. Even disheveled as she was, her hair a mess and mouth brutalized, John found the quarian woman before him to make for a truly beautiful sight. Her dark purple mane fell over slim shoulders which rose and fell with each heavy breath. Her supple breasts, bigger than her tight suit implied, heaved, enticing as they always were.

Jack rose as well, her lips and chin slick with quarian fluids, smiling as she eyes John and Tali with a hunger that had yet to be sated.

"Damn," She said, almost as breathless as Tali was. She crawled up beside the quarian, brushing some hair from the girl's face. She took Tali by the chin, making the alien female face her. They locked eyes, brown meeting silver. "Save any for me?"

Neither waited for an answer, their lips mashing together in a fierce embrace. It was less of a kiss and more of Jack trying to scoop out any leftover cum from Tali's mouth, with Tali attempting to do the same in regards to her own fluids that slathered Jack's face.

John watched silently but intently, recovering from his rough use of his angel's mouth and throat.

These girls will be the death of me, I'm sure of it… but at least I'll die a happy man.

A moment passed and Jack and Tali slurped away from each other, both panting and flushed with arousal, Jack a deep red, Tali a dark purple. The angel and the siren, both a separate incarnation of beauty, both so alluring. Then they turned their eyes back on John…

Deep brown and shining silver.

Both of them looked hungry…

They slinked towards him, slowly and on their hands and knees, like pets. Their eyes were locked on him, looking at him as if he were a slab of tasty meat. John's cock throbbed, the human male feeling renewed, hardy.

Tali reached out, wrapping her dainty hand around the human's semi-hard organ, stroking him slowly. Jack pressed into her side, lips at Tali's ear again, whispering in that sultry voice of hers.

"Remember what I told you bucket? He's been in your cunt, in your mouth…" The biotic breathed, almost moaning, her tongue swiping over Tali's earlobe. "Boyscout's got one more hole to take."

Jack punctuated the last statement by bringing her hand down on Tali's rear. Like before, the quarian's well-formed backside jiggled from the impact of Jack's palm, Tali squeaking in surprise.

John jerked in Tali's soft hand. He smirked down at the two women, eyes drinking in their nude forms.

"That right, Miss Zorah?" He rumbled, watching the quarian lick the swollen head of his cock so meekly he thought he might die from an aching heart. "You're going to give me your ass?"

That was when Jack cut in.

"Fuck that!" She snapped, using a soft biotic pulse to pull the quarian away from John, throwing her down onto the mattress with her little ass up in the air. Jack's hands were on Tali in an instant, groping her breasts, the soft flesh spilling over her fingers, then her thighs, supple like the rest of her body, and her plump bubble-butt. The convict spread Tali's ass-cheeks wide to reveal the tight rosebud of her anus. "She not going to give you shit, boyscout. The Lion of Elysium isn't fucking given anything! The Lion takes!"

Jack leaned down, resting her chin on the small of Tali's back, her hands still holding the girl's butt-cheeks apart, fingers digging into purple flesh, dangerously close to Tali's puckered hole.

"You want to fuck this tight ass?" Jack smiled, eyes wild and coaxing, daring John to do unspeakable things. She lowered her head even further, her tongue snaking out from her between her lips, slithering down to press firmly against his angel's asshole. Jack proceeded to lick, agonizingly slowly, savoring the flavor of pure quarian ass. Tali was moaning, shuddering as she was being violated by a human ex-con. Jack curled her tongue back into her mouth, then kissed where she licked. She looked up at John, smirking. "Then come and fucking take it!"

John proceeded to do just that.

He came up from behind the bent over quarian girl, resting his manhood between her ass-cheeks, one hand reaching out to palm one, kneading it slowly, deliberately. The human smiled wolfishly, leisurely feeling up the quarian female, grinding his cock into her ass.

"You've got a great ass, Miss Zorah," He said, bringing his hand down on her rump, hard. Tali squeaked, squirming up against her human as her butt jiggled in his hand. God, I'll never get tired of that. "Now, who does it belong to?"

"You, John!" Tali cried, wiggling her rear up into his crotch. "Only you!"

John smiled even wider, showing teeth. "Damn right," He growled, spanking her again, just as hard.

Jack came up beside him, pressing her small breasts into his tense muscled arm. Her hand moved down to run across his toned stomach, hovering just above his prick. "Maybe after this I can take her to get inked," She mused as she went on to grope the quarian girl's other ass-cheek. "What do you think, boyscout? N7 tat, right here. Or maybe up here, 'PROPERTY OF COMMANDER SHEPARD'. That sound good?"

John did not reply with words, simply grunting in appreciation at the mental image Jack had given him. He pressed the slick head of his cock against the tight entrance of Tali's ass. She squirmed in his strong arms, legs kicking against the bed, so utterly helpless as the man above her slowly, slowly started sliding inside her, invading, violating. Tali made a low, guttural sound, pressing her forehead into the mattress as John managed to get the swollen cock-head past her sphincter after some considerable effort.

Tali's little hands balled into fists, gripping the bed sheets tightly as the Lion above her continued to ease himself inside her ass. John and Jack, meanwhile, were watching in awe as the commander's thick meat vanished before their eyes, inch after inch gradually being sunk into Tali's rear. The quarian breathed heavily, almost panting as she was being taken so thoroughly, her mouth forming an "o" shape as she felt herself being stretched to accommodate her captain's massive girth. She could feel all of him, every little bump and groove, every protruding vein, all of it sinking deeper and deeper inside her.

Then it was done.

John grunted, satisfied, as his hips pressed firmly against Tali's butt. The entirety of his cock was now nestled deep inside his quarian's virgin asshole.

It was an unbearably snug fit, so warm and so soft, John could hardly stand it. It felt like his cock was wrapped in hot velvet, Tali's hole squeezing him so tight he could hardly move.

Tali gave a shuddering breath, having never felt so completely full in her life. She wiggled against John and they both felt it, Tali gasping at the sensation of the human moving inside her.

Slowly, John started his attempt to truly fuck his quarian's unclaimed backside, gradually moving his tool back and forth. He took slow, short thrusts, not wanting to cause any harm to his quarian angel, gritting his teeth as he felt the quarian squeeze him, practically refusing to let him move.

Slow at first, he pumped his cock in and out of Tali's ass, then going a little faster as she loosened up just barely enough for him to do so. It took some time, but eventually the whole ordeal faded into a series of grunts and sweet moans, sweaty bodies grinding against one another, rough hands travelling up and down a slender purple body that most asari and human females would kill for. John cursed, as did Tali, the human keeping a steady pace, his cock pumping into the girls ass again and again. He sank into her, balls deep, and she cried out, her nails digging into his skin. For the both of them, it was the good kind of painful.

All the while, Jack was watching, laying on her back with her hand working between her outstretched legs, biting her lower lip.

"You like it, boysocut?" She gasped, pressing her thumb into her clit while her fingers dipped inside her snatch. "You like that tight quarian ass? You like how it feels around your cock? That's right, fuck her good you fucking Alliance pig!"

John growled as Tali began to push herself back against his thrusts, as if she were trying to get even more of him inside her. With Tali shaking below him and shrieking like a banshee, her ass gripping him like a damn vise, he was not in the best place to put up with Jack. She was not helping with her words at the moment. So John made sure to let her know.

"Shut the fuck up!" He snarled, teeth bared like some Earth beast. Jack seemed at least a little surprised from the commander's outburst, but pointedly did not stop fingering herself. In fact, to John it seemed as if she was going at it even harder. He frowned at the convict lying on his bed. "If I wanted to hear you talk, I'll order you to talk."

Too her credit, Jack simply smirked, bringing up the hand she had between her legs to suck on her glistening fingers.

"Lion's got some teeth," She noted, sliding her tongue over her slick middle finger.

"I've always had teeth," John replied, his voice strained. Her thrust hard into Tali, causing her body to pitch forward onto the bed. She looked back at him over her shoulder, her eyes clouded with lust and need. He met her gaze, hands digging into her hips. "Now I'm using them. I'm in charge, Jack. Not you."

To make a point, he spanked Tali again, his other hand moving to the back of the quarian's head, forcing her down onto the bed so that her ass was up in the air.

"This ass? Mine. Your ass? Mine. Remember that, Jack."

Jack smiled even wider, propping herself up on her elbows, watching John fuck his quarian. To John's surprise, Jack looked impressed.

"Sir, yes sir," She purred, going on to lay back and enjoy the show occurring before her. It was not every day that one could watch a quarian get fucked in the ass.

John continued his assault, relishing the noises his woman made, every little whimper and moan that passed from her lips being music to his ears. It drove him to go harder, faster, because he was the one causing them. In and out, he thrust, fucking Tali deep and hard. He shot the convict a glance, making sure not to forget the one who made all this possible.

"When I'm done here," He started, grunting as he felt himself edge closer and closer to a climax, "You're going to use that dirty mouth of yours to clean me off. Seems fitting for a cunt like you. Fuck." He stroked a hand through Tali's hair. "That's a good girl."

He was close now, his stomach coiling and uncoiling as the sensations he felt from Tali's ass began to catch up to him. Near the end, John went wild, finding a great but brief surge of energy. He really fucked her then, slamming his hips hard against Tali's, sinking balls deep with every thrust. The last one, he drove himself as deep as he would go, savoring the feeling of a small quarian frame pressing flush against him, clenching around him so hard he was sure he would explode. His cock jerked and he groaned, waves of pleasure washing over him as hot cum shot up his entire length, ropes of human seed striking Tali at her very core. She shuddered against him, undoubtedly feeling it.

He had bred her. It may have been her ass, but there was simply no other word for it. She was his.

When it was done, Tali loosened around him, allowing him to slip free from the tight depths of her ass. No sooner than he flopped down on the bed was Jack upon him, fastening her mouth around his cock, the very same one that had been fucking quarian ass not moments ago. John groaned, too tired to move as Jack bobbed her head in his lap, dutifully cleaning him off, licking up any remnants of his cum that her tongue could find.

She actually did what I told her to do… that's a first…

It was starting to turn into blur as exhaustion began to worm its way into his head. Tali was there then, above him and looking down into his face, her eyes loving.

"John?" She cooed, tilting her head, stroking the short bristles of hair on his scalp with her small alien hand. "John, let me help her."

If John had the energy to laugh he would have. These women would be the death of him.

"It's a dirty job, Tali," He almost slurred, eyes nearly fluttering shut. His eyelids had never felt so heavy. "You've done enough already. Take a rest."

Tali smiled, radiant as only she could be. She kissed him softly, first on the lips then on the forehead.

"I want to help her, John," She insisted, her silver eyes staring intensely into his own. "I want to taste you."

Well… can't argue with that…

John did what he could to nod, hoping that would grant him some rest. But Tali has not finished.

"And I want her to stay. I don't know why I want that, but…" She trailed off, giggling. "But I know that we both enjoy her… company. And yes, you'll be in charge. We would not have it any other way. You're ours. And we're yours."

She kissed him again, before disappearing from his view. A moment later, John felt the wonderful sensation of a second mouth joining Jack down at his waist. His breath hitched, fists clenching.

These women… they will be the death of me… I should probably have a talk with them, sort things out, make sure we all understand the situation means for each of us. Maybe I can talk to Tali about Patel and Chambers. I doubt she'll care much… Fuck… Never mind that now. I'm tired. I'll do that tomorrow. The Lion will sleep tonight…

So John slept, content knowing that the next day would bring him the loyalty of the angel and the siren.

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FUCKING COMPLETE.

AND YES, I DID HAVE TO MAKE THAT JOKE AT THE END. WITH ALL THE LION JOKES I'VE MADE SO FAR, I HAD TO INCLUDE THAT ONE.

STAY FUCKING AWESOME!

NOW, IT'S TIME TO GO CELEBRATE!

Next up: Ending for "The Sisters Lawson"

Also: "The Rains of Castamere", man. That shit just drives me. Might be a good luck charm or something. Freaky.