Yosh! Hello everyone! Chiwassu~ minna-san
Just trying out a lot of new stuff
Got a new greeting lol
And got a new story idea
Now this is my 'just for fun' story haha just like the GoM One Shot thing
Although this is gonna be a little or probs totally AU
I checked and there's no story like this so far… in this category anyways
So I wanted to give it a shot

Here's to another idea which I hope I'll stick to
But this will be sort of like a slice of life sort of deal
Like, all the stories aren't really in order or don't need to be
But not sure if it's gonna stay that way
Depends on if I get serious with this or not
And depends on the ratings, if you like it or not haha
Saa~ enough blabbering,
We Start!

Disclaimer: I don't own Tetsucchi or any of the other GoM's
PS: If you didn't know, I like giving my own nicknames towards characters or borrowing other peoples nicknames ^^, just my way of having fun
P.P.S: I may take ideas from Ouran Highschool Host Club since I just recently watched it to get a basic idea of what it's like but this is in no way related to it whatsoever… but to be fair, I only watched like 4 or so episodes lol thanks ^^

"Talking"
'Thoughts'
"Breaking the fourth wall (lol... jk) temporary narration"

Prologue: First Day on the Job

"Oretachi no Utsukushii Ohime-sama or rather, most people would call this place by its actual English name, Our Lovely Princess. For those of you out there who don't know about this place, it's a local café just around the corner of a busy street way where it stays conveniently in its popular place, profiting from those who happen to pass by. And just so you are aware, this is no ordinary café but something that most people would call – a host club with served refreshments on the side. I have absolutely no idea how I had gotten roped up in this entire mess but I had, one day, found myself inside this place completely by accident on my way home from school.

"Just in case I haven't mentioned it either, this is on the way from my school, Teiko-chuu, a high school not so far from the area. (I changed it to high school :P) Many students pass by this place so many of them seem to be regular customers... or so I've seen. Though I didn't care much for that kind of stuff, I had many other things that I had to do already.

"Anyways, back to what I had just been talking about, I had accidentally found myself inside this place as I walked in without paying much attention. That day, my mother had asked me to buy her groceries on my way back home and I agreed; however, that same day, I, for some strange reason, felt completely out of it and had walked in unknowingly, thinking that it was the grocers down the main street block.

"It wasn't until I walked in that I realized that I had yet to even go around the corner at the end of street. My mind went completely blank from the surprise that had greeted me upon my entrance and I was unable to utter a single word. The inside was painted a creamy dark tan color with lighter, thin beige stripes along the walls with light pink cherry blossoms within them. There were also many table booths with cushioned couches, potted flowers on every table, artistic paintings decorating the walls and flowing curtains on every window. Also, above every table against the wall, there were lanterns that emitted a dim light for those calm, and supposedly, romantic evenings; or just for those days when the sun wasn't out and gloomed the day.

"To me, this place looked like any girl's dream room and it was much bigger on the inside than it looked on the outside, surprisingly. But I had to admit that it did give off a comfortable, soothing atmosphere."

"Welcome to Our Lovely Princess Café! It's a surprise that a boy had willingly walked in on his own but no matter, we will serve anyone that comes our way!" The bubbly girl exclaimed as she dragged the poor boy from the door and towards the counter just on the right side of the entrance. On top of it was a cash register, another pot with orchids and a ceramic feline character that seemed to be, as the boy guessed, the store mascot or figurine. "So will it just be you today, sir or are you waiting for somebody?" She questioned him but the other just looked at her apologetically.

"No, I actually came in here by accident." He tried to say to her but had gotten drowned out by another person's voice that approached them.

"Ne, Satsuki, those girls over there want to see the menus." He said to her, ignoring the boy in front of him.

"Right, here Dai-chan." She said happily giving him the menus.

"I thought I asked you not to call me that nickname when we're on business hours." The boy said sternly, not amused. "Akashi said that it wouldn't be good if people thought that you were my girlfriend because of some stupid nickname. If it ruins the business that I have going on, then I'm gonna get fired for sure." He continued to grumble but then just walked off and headed back over towards the previously mentioned table.

"Well, I'm sorry..." the pink haired girl pouted, then drew her attention back towards the boy after shaking her pout away. "I'm sorry about him, he's just a little cranky is all." She covered for the little incident that the person in front of her just witnessed.

"No, it's alright." He said to her.

"So what were you saying before?" She asked again.

"I was saying that..." But once again, he was cut off.

"Goodbye, have a nice day!" a tall, purple haired giant was then at Momoi's side.

"Goodbye, Murasakibara-kun~!" The girls squealed back before exiting through the door.

"Have a good time?" Momoi just smiled at the boy beside her.

"Ah, they really liked the snacks that I made them." He said as he licked his lips, remembering the desserts.

"Mou, remember what Akashi-kun said, not to eat over your limit. Until your shift ends, you can't have any more than two to five desserts depending on the health value, unless offered by a customer." Momoi recited.

"Hai, hai. I'll remember." Murasakibara then waved bye to her as he entered the kitchen doors just behind him. (the doors are located next to the counter and there's even a window behind the counter so that the workers can just order the food there.)

"Haa~" Momoi sighed and looked apologetically towards the boy again. "I'm sorry about that again, it's just really busy here."

"No it's fine, it's just that I was only here becau..."

"This is where it all had started. From this point onwards, my normal life was going to be changed forever. The interruptions didn't end there as I had hoped, there were more people that had come into our conversation, leaving me out of the loop. I would have just left, like I had really intended to but that wouldn't be fair to this girl who seemed to be so nice. So instead, I just remained in spot, waiting to excuse myself from this place.

"That is, until this Satsuki girl suddenly grabbed my wrist and directed me towards the first boy that had barged into our conversation. He looked at me and after he had heard that I was, not intentionally, a customer, he immediately went into 'host mode' and started to *shudder* flirt with me!

"Of course, being a guy, I did what any normal guy would do, turn heels and run in the opposite direction. Unfortunately for me, I didn't look to where I was going and somehow crashed into someone. Then, by the laws of Newton, I was pushed in the direction of where he was going and rammed into the counter; the ceramic kitten mascot that resembled a maneki-neko figure was sent crashing into the floor, making many tiny shattered pieces.

"By this point, I had absolutely no idea what to do. Much like when I had first entered this place... only worse. The boss had come out and looked at the mess. He instructed someone to clean it immediately and then looked at me; he told me that the cost of the custom made figure was at least 100 thousand dollars. (He may have been exaggerating a bit) He also explained that it was made by a famous potter whose works and pieces go for even greater than that amount that he'd given.

"I wonder how much he had paid for such a thing but he told me that he had another one and the pink haired girl had taken it out from underneath the counter. I felt sort of relieved for a moment until he told me to pay up for the broken one. I was utterly shocked by this and told him that I didn't have the money exactly on my person and that I couldn't afford to pay for something like this immediately, no matter how much money my family had.

"It got real bad after this since a red headed boy came over and suggested that I work off the supposed debt. My mind blanked after that but I had been forced to give my contact information and then was sent home. They said that they'd call me the next day about what would happen, so I figured that they'd all talk it over later that day.

"Upon returning home, I had told my mother of what had happened. She was quite shocked at first then suddenly became relieved, much to my confusion. I thought that she'd be utterly disappointed and flare at me in anger, however, this was not the situation. She had then reminded me of the surprise that she had been talking about earlier on that day. I had completely forgotten about it as I was too focused on other things during the day.

"She then told me that she had somehow gotten me a job. I was confused by this as I had already had one but she said that this would make me into a much better man. I had a bad feeling for somehow, I felt like I knew where this was going. I prepared myself for the worst as she told me what the job was."

"Hon..." She said after taking not of my uneasy expression. She looked like she wanted to word this carefully but then after a while, she decided otherwise and just blurted it out. "The job is at the café called, Our Lovely Princess... but this makes it even better since I was scared that you were going to refuse with all you're might. But now that you've told me what had happened there today, I'm glad that I won't have to convince you otherwise."

"That's my mother, letting herself get out of things the easy way, even if she had nothing to do with it. She was lucky in that sense while I, on the other hand, am not as lucky. She was right when she said that I would have refused straight out that I didn't want the job since I had a perfectly good modelling job that I've been doing since middle school.

It provided us with a lot of money so I didn't think I would need another job but my mother just had to pull this out on me."

"Mom, for what reason do you have in getting me this job?" He asked her skeptically.

"Well, I thought that since we were new in the area and you wouldn't know anyone, it would be a good way of getting used to how kids spend their time around here. Plus it's near your school, so I'll bet many people would be going inside." She continued to justify her choice. "And my friend told me that she had seen a job opening so I told her that you'd take it, since you always do your best to help mama earn a little extra."

"So all this, just because your friend told you about a job opening and then later causing you to brag about me?" the boy looked skeptical towards his mother.

"Pleaaase, Ryou-chan?" She pleaded.

"This is how she is, not thinking before shooting her mouth off. Of course I couldn't say no anymore; not that I had much of a choice. I eventually had to give in to this, no matter how much I just wanted to pack up and move away again, but what good would that do? I just hope that it wouldn't be as bad as I'd hoped and I doubt that my mom even knew what they really did there.

"Oh well, this would be the start of my crazy high school days as a host of Our Lovely Ohime-sama..."

Did I get you? Or did you get some hint that it was really Kise
... and not Kuroko…
I'm not good with this whole surprise thing
But at least I tried -.-'

Hope you guys like it!
And sorry if it seems like I'm jumping around a bit too much
And please excuse any mistakes that may be present in this fic
See ya next chapter
Owari desu~

PS: I drew some sketches of what I thought certain parts of the café and the mascot would look like, and wanted to know if you guys wanted to see them… if so, then I'll post it on my deviant art where you guys can see them ^^ tell me what you think!