Title: Reason 29: To avoid cleaning, studying, or doing work of any kind

Spoilers: None Pairing: established Neal/Peter Length: 386 words Rating:PG-13

Warning: References to sex and oral sex

Summary: Neal tries to distract Peter from work.

AN: I'm writing this while trying to avoid doing my grad school homework. So, I can relate.

Neal drops the completed file on his desk with a frustrated sigh. If he has to read about one more mortgage fraud case his head just might implode from shear boredom. I doesn't help that there's still a stack of nearly a dozen files that Peter wants him to read by tomorrow morning. With his luck they're all mortgage frauds.

He can see Peter at his desk. It might just be his imagination but Peter looks as bored as he feels. Maybe there's a way to get them both out of work.

Peter knows what's Neal's doing. You don't get as high as Peter has within the FBI without being able to identify behavior patterns. Plus, Neal is a pretty obvious flirt.

He starts by working suggestive language into the conversation.

"Do you think we should get agent Miller a plant? Her desk looks so naked."

"If you have any more files for me you can just stick them in my box."

'What time do you think we'll be getting off?"

When Peter ignored that, Neal decided to try a different tactic. The number of things Neal had dropped in the last half-hour is pretty astonishing. Strangely, items seem to suddenly slip out of the ex-cons hands just as he passes in front of Peter's desk. Then Neal has no other choice but to bend over to pick up the offending item directly in front of where Peter is working. The tight pants Neal wore to work today just extenuate the consultant's gorgeous ass but Peter does his best to ignore him and continue working.

Neal's final tactic is to lean in close to ask Peter questions about one of the files. Peter can feel the heat of his lover's body pressed against his side. He can even smell the cologne that he got Neal for Christmas. It's pretty intoxicating. That's what finally breaks Peter's resolve.

Before Neal even has time to be smug about the success of his plan, Peter has Neal kneeling in the file room with his lips wrapped around Peter's cock.

"You're not getting out of reading those files," Peter informs Neal. "But maybe if you finish early I'll fuck you over the table in the conference room before we go home."

Maybe mortgage fraud isn't so bad after all.

AN: I'm super tired and sore from running around campus doing a scavenger hunt. I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Please leave me a review. Tell me what you liked and what could be improved.