SerenityAngel: Okay guys here is chapter 2, hope you guys like it.
Dia: Princess SerenityAngel does not own Transformers, only me.
How to live and survive at base part 2
Rule#15: Do Not Go into Wheeljack's Lab
(All Humans on base)
"Only ones that are allowed are Autobots and if needed myself"
"Failing to listen to this rule may have you ending up with extra body parts, possible change in species or death"
"There is a VERY slight possibility that Wheeljack will not be able to reverse it"
"So Do Not go in there"
Rule#16: No Human Jet Judo
(Sunny and Sides)
"Do not try to Jet Judo me while I am flying "
"I am NOT Starscream or a seeker"
"I can actually get hurt by your stupidity, so do not try this again"
"Do it again and you will have most of the base after you"
"Primus have mercy on your souls if they catch you"
Rule#17: Do Not Steal My Books
(Both sets of twins, Leo, Sam)
"Some of those books have spells in them and I do not want to have to reverse all the damage"
"That would most likely end up with me out of commission for a few days"
"I need to be able to fight Distorters at any time if they pop up" (A/N: look on profile if you are confused) "Do you Want the world to end?"
Rule#18: explosions
(Any new members on base)
"if you hear an explosion on base and decepticons are not attacking do not panic"
"Wheeljack most likely just blew something up again"
"Most likely himself, if that is the case let Ratchet deal with it"
"Those two have a long history of things like this"
"I wonder how many times he has blown things up"
"The mind boggles"
Rule#19: Do not let Annabelle near and weapons
(Every one)
"From what I was told the babysitter (Epps) fell asleep on the job and his guns where on the table and Annabelle found them, she ran over to where most of the bots and her father were and said "looky daddy I am a bot now too, l has cannons"
"Prowl ended up glitching, Ironhide was stunned and proud at the same time, the rest were scared and shocked with the fact she had gotten guns in her possession."
"Will took the guns away, told her they were not toys and that she could not play with them until she was way older"
"He then proceeded to chase Epps around the base like a madman yelling at him for being so carless with his guns"
"I wish I could have seen that happen, of course interesting things always happen while I am off base"
Rule#20: Holoforms
(All Bots)
"All Holoforms must be HUMAN"
"You are supposed to blend in not stand out "
"Though I will admit it was funny seeing Sunny and Sides being chased by a tooth fairy (Ironhide), a bloodhound (Hound), an Electric Eel (Jolt), a Doctor Bear (Ratchet) and a dragon (Optimus)"
"I was laughing my head off and well as most of the humans on base"
"I give them props for being creative about it, but that's it"
Rule# 21: Drinking Games
(All Bots and Legal Drinking Age Humans)
"I have never seen so many beings drunk before"
"I have never seen so many have naked people before either after the adult version of "Never Have I" "
"I did not even know Prowl could sing and dance like that"
"Ironhide almost crushed me after he blacked out after too much high-grade"
"I think the only ones sober were myself, Ratchet and Optimus"
Rule#22: Watch your Step
(All Bots)
"We are smaller then you and do not have protective armor"
"Enough said"
Rule#23: No Dares
(Every One on Base)
"Ironhide got repainted Pink with Sparkles, Ratchet got welded to the wall, Bumblebee stalked me around all day and the twins got glued to the ceiling"
"Let's just say I did not mind Bee stalking me too much but it does get annoying after awhile"
"I got I big metal shadow "
Rule #24: GNO
(All Mechs and Males on base)
"When it is girl's night out its GIRLS night out"
"That means no Males so stop bugging us "
"A girls night out is for us to get away from you"
"Not you try and spy on us to see what we are doing"
"What we do would not interest you anyways"
Rule#25: Halloween Decorations
(Wheeljack mainly and both sets of twins)
List of what you may NOT create for Halloween:
-Life like moving spiders
-No large mechanical bats, werewolves, ghosts and the Grimm reaper
-No making giant spider webs
-no moving mummies, vampires, witches, the monster from Frankenstein, or zombies
"We do not need anyone freaking out or fainting "
"we do not need Annabelle scared for the rest of her life either"
Rule#26: Sore Losers
(Sunny, Sides, Ironhide, Skids and Mudflap)
"We do not want to keep replacing the TV because you do not know how to lose properly "
" we also don't want to have to keep replacing the controllers either.
Rule #27: No Spiking the Energon
(the usual culprits)
In order for things to get done we need coherent officers so Do Not spike the Energon
"I don't know why you don't just move into the brig sense you seem to spend most of your time in there anyways".
"Drunk Mechs equals a lot of damage that we have to use OUR budget to fix when it could be used for other things"
Rule # 28: Do Not Bug Me About…
-the future ( we have been over this I cannot tell you because that would defeat the purpose of me trying to keep the timeline intact)
- Help in pranking( No not going to happen I will only prank on April Fool's Day, also I will not misuse my powers for something silly as pranking)
-My Magic ( if I explained it I would just make to many bots crash and have a very cranky Ratchet)
That's all for now please review and please give me ideas for rules to use
Princess Serenity Angel