Alright this should be my last update of the day hope you enjoy it!

I do not own anything!YJ and HG rocks

"Uhhhh...Uhhh...Timmy you're a bat you have issues Dick's got issues Jay's got issues it's a bat thing you all have issues" YJ and HG rocks pointed out.

"She's got you there, resturant boy." Jason smirked.

"...idiots" Tim muttered.

YJ and HG rocks then said "Who thinks Dickie-bird needs to tone it down because one batman is more than enough"

"I like it at least he can actually get some work done," Tim said as Jason hit him on the back of the head.

"Tone the serious down baby bird, one bats is enough and being around nightwing it always seems like he has got some stick up his ass." Jason said.

"Jason have you spoken to arsenal yet?" YG and HG asked?

"Harper? yeah I've met the idiot." Jason said.

"Idiot just give out everyones names," Tim said.

"They obviously know who everyone is so cool you're feathers." Jason spat back.

"favorite song ?"

"You're Gonna Go far kid by Offspring" Jason said.

"How you remind me by Nickelback" Tim said as Jason turned to him, "You like Nickelback?"

"Yeah so?" Tim asked raising an eyebrow

"Nothing, nothing" Jason said.

".Go to youtube and look up "hey dad batman" and watch the video" she said.

...A few minutes later...

"That was rather cruel on his part" Tim said ponitng at Jason.

"It's fine, I'm fine, stupid basterd." Mumbles to himslef.

"Here Jason it's Dick's plan don't let Timmy have it" YJ and HG said.

"Fine whatever" he said shoving it into his pocket.

5) (Purrple) Jay, can I have a hug?

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Steph then hit Jason for his earlier comment, "Shut up."

Cassie then shouted, "Steph you have to pick one!" as Steph punched her, "You shut up too!" Steph shouted. Which Cass returend a glare to the blond. Until Purr interupted the upcoming fight.

"Girls, girls. And Jay, it is the cape. And the fact that he was a fan who became Robin after keep your secret for 5-7 years."

"Makes since Timmy has always been a grade A stalker." Jason said smirking as Tim muddered a 'shut up'

"Ok i think it's time for questions" Tim said.

Steph then said, "I want to kiss Timmy!" Tim smirked, cassie rollerd her eyes and Jason cut in,

"Wait Tim you had a thing with Cassie, I thought you had a thing with that other girl I forgot her name you know," Jason said smirking thinking two things a) that would make cassie think he somewhat cheated on her and b) Steph was just some girl that died.

Purr interuped the silent moment, "JAYBIRD I LOVE YOU'RE MOVIE!"

"I had a movie?" Jason said confused.

"Jason's supposed to cameo as a hologram in the sort of "Hall of Fallen Titans" thing in Young Justice! EIEEEEEEEEEE!" Purr said excidly because it was unknown to the others that she was just as much of a stalker as Tim if not a bigger one.

"You dated Starfire, Jason?" Cassie asked.

"Well, um not dated more like a...friend with benifits." He said looking uncomfortable about the topic.

Purr thought she would brighten the mood by saying, "Jay can i have a hug?"

Which he replied with a "No."

Batman: My God... Jason... (Faints)

B.V.: I'm not carrying him back.

Catwoman: You're really making me lug him around?

B.V.: You're dating him, not me.

Catwoman: But you're an immortal-

B.V.: DON'T TELL THEM! GTG, BYE!

Batman then decided to walk in after the others left and saw his, what he thought was deceased, seconed son. "My God...Jason..." he then decided to faint at that moment.

B.V then looked down at him "I'm not carrying him back."

Jason then held hs hands up "I say we leave him here"

Tim then said, "I'm not carrying him either."

Catwomen then looked at the trio, "You're really making me lug him around?"

B.V. then said, "You're dateing him, not me."

"Sorry Lina," Tim said politly.

Jason, confused, said, "Wait there dateing?" In which Tim shook his head yes.

Catwomen then turned to B.V "But you're an immortal-"

B.V. cut her off screaming "DONT TELL THEM! GTG, BYE!"

They then watched them leave, both with a dumb look on their faces.

HOPE YOU ENJOYED!