A/N: Thank you 'Fan' for reviewing! I laughed when you said "Kenny teaches butters different sex positions" because that what this story was suppose to only be about but then I found this story where Cartman actually uses Butters and I was like 'Oh hell no!' so I just took my lemon story and fixed it.

Monday

Kenny was putting his books in his locker minding his own business with Butters in his head.

"Kenny!" The orange jacket boy looked towards the voice to see Butters huffing for air and a pink plastic bag covered with hearts and a cute bow. "This is for you for the weekened. I really had fun." The blond blushed as he avoided eye contact with the boy.

Kenny smirked. "Thanks. What are you doing afterschool?"

"Oh, Cartman told me to go with him."

A vein popped in Kenny's head. "Butters, I thought we went through this." He said ominously.

"I know! But its not like I can say no."

"Butters, if he's forcing you, tell me." He told the boy firmly.

The boy hesitated on what to say. "I'm sorry Kenny!" He shoved the bag in the teen's arms and ran away.

Kenny opened the bag to see 'thank you' cookies and small hard candies and chocolates. Behind him a student was carry a cake with a knife. The janitor behind that student had mopped the floor wet having someone fall to knock the student holding the cake down and the knife flying in the air.

Kenny ran towards his goal and the knife was miraculously dodged.

"Oh my god! Kenny survived!" One of them shouted.

"Let's follow him!" The kids followed him into the cafeteria since it was still breakfast. They watched him jump and kick Cartman in the face.

"You bitch! What the fuck are you thinking?!"

"Never lay your hands on Butters again you fat asshole." He growled as a demonic aura wrapped around him.

"Oh I get it. I knew along Kenny that you liked Butters. Why else did I even give a shit about that cunt?" Eric grinned as he wiped the blood dripping down his mouth. Kenny punched the asshole to the ground.

"Say that to my face again you son of a bitch." He dared.

Suddenly the room erupted with chants of "Fight! Fight! Fight!"

Eric launched himself at Kenny and the two were fighting to the death. Students began throwing their lunch trays into the fight to see Kenny smash the plate of food into the fat ass's mouth. Another student threw in his baseball bat to have Eric whack the boy. A girl threw in her golfing club into it to have a sports battle.

"Face it Kenny, Butters is mine!"

"No!" He broke the bat with his amazing determination and then whacked Eric to the floor. He had blood lust but Eric defended himself when someone threw in a chair. He smacked Kenny and the golf club flew out of his hand.

"Butters! Butters! Kenny and Eric are fighting!" One of the girls told him.

"What?!" the boy ran to the cafeteria since it was where the roars of cheers were.

Eric was about to kill Kenny by beating him with the chair since that was what the twisted asshole would think of doing. Plus it was natural that Kenny died. He'll come back anyway at the devil hour. Kenny really believed he was going to die.

"Kenny!" Butters cried and Kenny remembered why he was doing it. His adrenaline rush had him kick the chair out of Cartman's hands and he grabbed a knife one of the lunch ladies threw in. He kicked Cartman in the gut having the fat ass go down in pain and vomit on the floor.

Kenny caught the racist by the collar and held the knife high. Everyone was silent as they were waiting for what would happen.

"Kenny stop!" Butters cried and Kenny hesitated and then looked at the dumbass in his hand. He realized killing him wasn't going to be worth it. He no longer had what he wanted all these years. He stabbed the knife through the floor and then let the retard go

"Yeah! That's right! You're too much of a fag to do it!" Eric mocked but it was deaf to Kenny as his whole attention was on Butters.

"Kenny, we need to get you to the hospital!" Butters grabbed his hand but the orange jacket teen didn't move.

"It's alright Butters, I'm okay. You're my lucky charm remember so stop crying. I hate seeing you cry."

Butters sniffed as he tried to hold his tears in. "You fucking retard! Afterschool I was suppose to tell Cartman off myself! You don't have to be a dumbass and do this!"

Kenny blinked. "Then why didn't you tell me in the first place?!"

"I wasn't sure if I could do it! I didn't want to worry you over nothing and I didn't think you were this big of a dumbass!"

"I'm sorry. Butters, will you be my boyfriend?" It was now or never and his heart wasn't sure if it'll keep beating.

"That is so romantic!" The girls began to weep.

"NO!" Eric took out the knife from the floor and charged.

Kenny turned quickly and knocked the knife out of the fat ass's hand and it flew into his arm. Eric screamed and ran arond the room cursing.

"So?" Kenny asked.

"Of course you retard!" Butters kissed the fool and the room cheered.

Afterwards, Eric went to the hospital while Butters treated Kenny's wounds in his room since he didn't have health insurance.

"I heard that you survived a lot today." Butters told him shyly. He began to feel that wave of them being together now. It's quite a shock.

"Thanks to my lucky charm." Kenny grabbed Butters gently by the cheek and kissed him. It was sweet and nice.

The door knocked and Stan and Kyle came in holding each others hands now. "Hey guys. Heard about the fight. How are you two doing?" Kyle asked.

"We're fine. Really fine." Kenny smirked at his new boyfriend who blushed. "So you two going out now?"

"Uhm, we were actually going out for a while. After what you two did, we decided not to hide it anymore." The two smiled at each other nervously since it was new to them too, publicly.

"So how about we have a foursome?"

"Kenny!" Butters yelled and the couple blushed.

"What, it's not a threesome. I do you from behind. Stan does Kyle from behind and you two will french kiss each other and suck each others cocks." Kenny shrugged like it was no big deal.

"Don't be stupid Kenny! Right Stan!" Kyle looked to his boyfriend who was blushing with a hard on.

Kyle and Butters looked at each other and was seriously thinking about it.

"Well, it wouldn't hurt. As long as you don't my Kenny."

"Yeah, and you don't touch my Stan." The two leaned in each other and the tops were watching in anticipation.

"Yeah, it's not going to happen." Kyle quickly withdrew. But on Kenny's birthday, they did and Eric died of a drug overdose!

The End

A/N

Kenny: What? No sex scene?

Me: You had enough of that during the weekend.

Thank you for reading!