"Hello!"

"Axel, don't say it like that it's creepy."

"You guys! We're already filming!"

Roxas looked over at the camera and smiled. "Oh, uhh…"

"Hello everyone and welcome to The Daily Life of Organization XIII!" Axel pushed off from the wall where he had been leaning and stretched his arms out to the side. "I'm Axel."

The camera shifted over to Roxas sitting on the edge of his bed. "The name's Roxas."

The camera dove and spun all the way around as Xion came into view. "And my name's Xion."

"Got it memorized?" Axel asked from off screen as Xion got the camera resituated.

"Okay, so for our first segment-"

"Wait Roxas, shouldn't we first tell them about the web show or something? Like how it works maybe?" Xion suggested from behind the camera.

Roxas stopped and thought about it. "Well, it works just like any other web show…"

"It's fine," Axel interrupted. "The viewers will catch on. We're just basically starting up this web show in our spare time to document something-rather because Xion's secretly really bossy and said we should and yadi yada. There, happy?"

"If by 'something-rather' you meant our precious moments together," Xion said with a level of restraint, "then yes."

"And," Roxas added, "This sort of counts as a type of diary right? So we know Xemnas probably won't be too against it or anything since he wanted us all to keep one."

"True." Axel said with a smile, "As long as it's him who finds out and not Saïx. The Superior probably won't care too much, but I can tell you for sure that Saïx is not going to like this."

"What won't I like?" Xion squeaked and spun to face the doorway she'd been standing in. Saïx glared at the camera. "That had better not be what I think it is."

"It probably isn't," Axel jumped in. "You know kids these days, all their new technology, for all we know that could be some sort of Heartless-tracking device. Definitely not a-"

"Cool a video camera!" Demyx exclaimed from behind Saïx in the doorway. Axel face palmed as Saïx walked away, probably to write up some very difficult new missions for the three of them. "Are you guys making a movie?" Xion followed Demyx's movements with the camera as he entered Roxas's room and sat over by Axel.

"No," Roxas answered sulkily. "We were trying to start up a web show but Saïx caught us on the first episode so…" He let his sentence hang in the air for a second before sighing. "Sorry Xion."

Xion shrugged, making the image bounce once. She was about to respond when Demyx broke out in laughter, "You three are so lame! It's not like he told you to stop or anything yet, right? And aren't you still filming? Dude, you guys are making an even more depressing video than Zexion's stupid blog!"

"Zexion has a blog?" Roxas asked.

"Yeah," Axel answered, "But no one really reads it. It's a little creepy."

"That's not true; last I checked he had over three hundred thousand followers."

"What?!"

"ANYWAY!" Xion shouted, "Demyx is right. If we don't want our web show to totally suck we need to get started!"

"Right," Roxas began again, "So for our first segment we have-"

"Demyx's musical minute," Demyx cut in, "… of awesome… and magic… AND SITAR!" That's when he whipped out his sitar and began rocking out.

"Umm…"

"Shh! It's only a minute and the viewers might like this kind of stuff," Axel interrupted.

Xion raised an eyebrow but zoomed in on Demyx to film him playing his Sitar. When he finished she zoomed back out and Demyx stood to bow to the camera. "Thank you, thank you very much! No flash photography please!"

"That was, interesting, Demyx," Xion congratulated. "Err, what exactly was it, again?"

"That was my remix of Sanctuary," He answered, which drew only blank stares. "You know, by Utada Hikaru." Roxas shot Axel a questioning look on camera but he just shrugged. "Oh c'mon you guys! It's only like, the theme song of the whole organization! Haven't you ever played Kingdom Hearts?"

"Yeah, we don't know what you're talking about man, but thanks for the great musical number there, really something." Axel then grabbed Demyx's sitar and shoved it along with Demyx out the door. "Alright, now on to-"

"Xion's fun fact of the week!" Xion interjected.

"What? No!"

"Ok, so did you know that sniffing apples and grapes can help you to lose weight?"

"Xion! We said we weren't going to do this segment!"

"Or was it oranges?" Xion mused while ignoring Axel, "Blueberries?"

"That's it! Give me that!"

The camera caught Axel lunging toward it before beginning to jerk back and forth, creating a disorienting picture. Roxas jumped up from the bed but didn't know how to stop the fight so instead stood where the camera could catch short sights of him and said, "We seem to be out of time for this episode! Next week stick around for, GUYS SHUT UP! Next week stick around for more fun stuff and better segments! Uhh… the end!" Roxas then rushed the camera, loud shouting was heard, and the screen went dark.

So how was episode one? This fanfiction is actually based on a web show a friend and I were going to do a while back, but we never got around to it. Oh well, all the better for you guys! Please review. I have more chapters planned and they should improve with time since the first couple are really just starting-out episodes. :)

Note: Xion's fact is from a Snapple cap I got a long time ago. It's actually apples and bananas.