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Severus Snape sneered as he sat in the upper floor of a club. Why is our favorite snarky dungeon bat in a bright, happy club you might ask? Well, it appears that out favorite Boy-Who-Lived decided to try to be a normal teenager and sneak out of the house. That apparently went against Dumbledore's plans and had sent Severus and other members of the Order out to find Harry. Severus being who he was, managed to find Potter first but hadn't told Dumbledore yet. Why? According to the poster on the club door, tonight was Music Night. Which meant that two unnamed bands (to keep it non biased) were going to go one on one to see who could get a recording contract. And from Severus's sources, Potter was going to perform tonight with his Muggle friends.
Severus rolled his eyes as the first band entered the stage. The Potions Master sipped at his drink, which was oh so much better than some of the alcohol that the Wizarding World served. Black eyes continued watch as Band A tried to do a cover of Coldplay's "Viva la Vida" only to fail miserably. A smirk painted itself across Snape's face as the band was booed off the stage. The DJ came out to speak. "A'ight! A'ight! Lotta hate in here but please put your hands together for out next BAND!"
And that was when the smirk turned into a sneer, for Severus knew that Potter's band was next. "Excuse me?" Severus turned away from the stage to see a good looking man standing next to Snape's table. "Do you mind if I sit here?" Severus shook his head and ignored the man as he returned his focus to the stage. But as Severus decided to take another sip of his drink, Potter swaggered onto the stage. Which made perfectly good scotch come spewing out of the older wizard's mouth.
Potter looked different. Like, if you didn't know any better, you would swear that was a different person. His black hair had acid green bangs and it hung just above his eyes. Speaking of eyes, Potter's infamous glasses were gone, most likely replaced with contacts. A ruby red lip ring shown brightly under the spot light and it went very well with the silver nipple ring that was being showed off through the boy's fishnet shirt. And what Snape could also see through the shirt was a lily flower tattooed above Potter's heart. To complete the look, tight black leather pants stuck to the Boy-Who-Lived's legs like a second skin.
To say the least, Severus was shocked on how (dare he say it) sexy the kid looked. But almost all coherent thought fled Severus's mind as the music began to play an Potter began to sing.
I went out on the town with a friend last weekend
His ex-girlfriend's friend was there alone
She bought a couple rounds and I got the feelin'
She could really handle alcohol
Another one down and headed off the deep end
The more we drank the less that we had on
And it turns out she's got everything I want
All rolled into one
She smokes a little home grown
Drinks a little Cuervo
Still a little down home
There was never a doubt
She's got a fast car
Hotter than a dance bar
Looking like a rock star
She'll be the talk of the town
You know that
She's got everything I want
But all rolled into one
Gotta get me some
God almighty look at that body
Flickers like a sticker on a new Ferrari
She's a scene from a Baywatch rerun
Hotter than a barrel on a squeezed machine gun
She can get lower than a Maserati
Never seen somebody move that way
Everywhere she goes there's an instant party
Everybody wants to know her name
And it turns out she's got everything I want all rolled into one
She smokes a little home grown
Drinks a little Cuervo
Still a little down home
There was never a doubt
She's got a fast car
Hotter than a dance bar
Looking like a rock star
She likes to go out
And get her hands on
Anything to stand on
Anything to dance on
She can swing it around
Under the hot lights
Underneath the spotlight
Keep it goin' all night
She'll be the talk of the town
You know that
She's got everything I want
All rolled into one
Gotta get me some
God almighty look at that body
Flickers like a sticker on a new Ferrari
She's a scene from a Baywatch rerun
Hotter than a barrel on a squeezed machine gun
She smokes a little home grown
Drinks a little Cuervo
Still a little down home
There was never a doubt
She's got a fast car
Hotter than a dance bar
Looking like a rock star
She'll be the talk of the town
You know that
She's got everything I want
But all rolled into one
Gotta get me some
God almighty look at that body
Flickers like a sticker on a new Ferrari
She's a scene from a Baywatch rerun
Hotter than a barrel on a squeezed machine gun
She can get lower than a Maserati
Never seen somebody move that way
Everywhere she goes there's an instant party
Everybody wants to know her name
And it turns out she's got everything I want all rolled into one
She smokes a little home grown
Drinks a little Cuervo
Still a little down home
There was never a doubt
She's got a fast car
Hotter than a dance bar
Looking like a rock star
She likes to go out
And get her hands on
Anything to stand on
Anything to dance on
She can swing it around
Under the hot lights
Underneath the spotlight
Keep it goin' all night
She'll be the talk of the town
You know that
She's got everything I want
All rolled into one
Gotta get me some
I've gotta get me some!
The crowd went wild as Potter stepped away from the microphone, a stupid smile plastered on his face. But what made Severus's jaw meet the floor was that Potter could SING! Both of the boy's parents couldn't hold to save their lives. With that thought, Severus stood up from his table and left, leaving behind a confused man and Potter none the wiser...
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END OF CHAPTER! Wow, that went by fast. I will post the next chapter soon! And the song was (for those who don't know) was/is Gotta Get Me Some by Nickelback, which is from their album "Here and Now" XD Love that album! Review please!