Dante (Devil may Cry 3 version) was walking down to where they were getting video game charaters for the new Playstaion All Stars Battle Royale

Dante was feeling very confident he'd get in the game, after all he was awesome in Marvel Vs Capcom 3. Plus he's immortal, he's badass. Pretty sure most of the other charaters were not. So ya...he'd beat them all down good.

Soon enough he got to where they were auditioning new fighters for the game

"Hi," Dante said "I'm here to sing up to be in this crossover game. And of course shoot and slash all these..."

"We already got a you," the judges said

"Huh?" Dante said confussed "But I just got here,"

Just then a certain black haired, emo looking, pot lover came out

"Oh yeah," DMC Reboot Dante said "I got in,"

"YOU!" Original Dante said whipping out his guns as he proceeded to chase his reboot self and shoot at it.

"If this is how mad he gets I'm in a crossover game. I better not tell him I'm in Devil May Cry Movie coming out in 2016 (rumor)" Reboot Dante said running like mad.

The End