This is the sequel to GSN. ...Just joking! Anyway, after a long while, I'm coming back with a fic! This is a crazy fic where Bit and Leena are turned into hamsters! This is only the first chapter, so its short, but enjoy anyway! Hopefully, if I have these html tags correct, the Ham-Ham language from Hamtaro will be in italics! So I'll see ya at the end!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Zoids or Hamtaro, but I might get a hamster and name it Hamtaro! Then I WILL own Hamtaro! Bwahahahaa! ::goes nuts::
Ham-Ham Words in this Chapter: Heke= Huh? Hiff-Hiff= (sound hamsters make when they sniff) Chik-ah-chik-ah= (sound hamsters make when running) Oopaa= (sound when hamsters see something they desire and go for it!) Ticky-ticky= (another walking/running sound made by hamsters) Kushi-kushi= (sound made when they are embarrassed or cleaning themselves)

Chapter One: Escape from Harry!

Bit rolled over in his sleep and rubbed at his fuzzy face absentmindedly. He yawned, showing off his long and sharp teeth at the top and bottom of his mouth. He snuggles in his huge sheets and squeaked.
He then snapped open a pair of wide, marble-like black eyes and felt his face. Fuzzy? He looked at his tiny hands. Tiny and sharp nails? He tapped his teeth. Odd teeth? And he had SQUEAKED?
He awoke fully and thrashed his way out from under the sheets. He then realized the horrible truth.
He was a hamster!


Leena looked around her room, confused. Her room had enlarged, or something. Everything had grown in size by what she estimated to be about 75 times. Or maybe 85. She sniffed the air, making a small, "Hiff-hiff" sound. She blinked at that and murmured, "Heke?"
Feeling very odd, she rolled over on her "enlarged" pillow and scurried to the edge of the bed (while saying, "Chik-ah-chik-ah" repeatedly). She jumped over to her dresser, exclaiming "Oopaa!" on the way. She ran to the center of the dresser and stared at the mirror with a look of horror on her fuzzy face.
She, too, was a hamster!


"So, both you and Bit have been turned into hamsters, eh? ...Where's the proof?" asked Dr. Steve Tauros. Both Bit and Leena face faltered.
"You're looking at the proof Dad!" yelled Leena. Bit looked to her.
"So that's where you get your stupidity from," he said with a hamster grin. Leena chomped her own teeth at him.
"Just because I'm a hamster doesn't mean I can't beat you to a bloody pulp!" she roared. Bit's grin faded and he backed up a bit.
"This is interesting..." Steve finally continued, seeing the proof that the two rodents were in fact the always-quarreling Bit and Leena. "I'll get Jamie to figure this out."
He then rushed out of the room, a little too enthusiastically. Bit nodded his hamster head.
"Good. He's getting help."
Leena crossed her small arms over her furry chest.
"No he's not."
"Heke?" asked Bit. Leena closed her eyes a moment.
"When we first met up with him and before he took us into the kitchen to feed us," she opened her eyes, "he was playing with his Zoid dolls."
Bit looked worried.
"Are you saying that he's not getting Jamie, but he's going to play again?"
Leena nodded slowly. Bit sighed. Suddenly the door that Doc went through opened. The two hamsters looked over to it; maybe Leena's accusation was wrong.
"Where could Leena be?"
Leena cringed at the voice and Bit sighed again, recognizing it too.
"I looked in her room, in the living room, and in the hangar and I couldn't find her anywhere!" exclaimed the one and only ((thank God)) Harry Champ. Leena seemed pissed that one, he was in the Hover Cargo, and two, he went into her room! The nerve of that guy!
Bit squeaked worriedly when Harry noticed the two hamsters on the kitchen table. One was all light brown ((Leena)) and the other honey brown over his face and three quarters of his back, and white everywhere else ((Bit, and think Hamtaro, if you've seen it)). The brown and white one also had a honey colored dot to the side of his little tail.
"HAMSTERS!" yelled Leena's own fan club rolled into one person. He ran over to the rodents and scooped them up.
"I'll give you to Leena and she'll love you guys and then she'll be eternally grateful that it was me, ME, Harry Champ who gave her adorable pets to her in a gift of love!" he exclaimed, rubbing the hamsters against his cheek. Bit looked ready to puke and Leena looked ready to kill.
"HARRY! Shut up!" she yelled. Harry blinked and drew the hamsters away from his face. Leena went on. "You moron! I would never like you over some stupid hamsters! Now put us down!"
Harry blinked again.
"That heavenly voice...is it really you, Leena?"
"Yes!"
"Then...then who's that?"
"That's Bit."
It took Harry a while to register the information in his head before he dropped Bit back onto the table and snuggled Leena against his cheek again.
"Leena! You're so adorably cute! Now I can take you anywhere!" he shouted. Leena didn't like the sound of that so she opened her jaws and bit down on Harry's thumb. He hollered and dropped Leena onto the table. He held his thumb, tears forming in his eyes.
"You okay?" asked Leena to Bit, ignoring Harry's cries of pain.
"I should ask you the same question...and man! Harry's pathetic! Hamster bites aren't that bad," replied Bit. Leena nodded quickly.
"Hey, let's run for it and find Jamie!"
The hamsters ran to the far end of the table, gasping "Chik-ah-chik-ah!" the entire way. They got to the edge and jumped down a short distance onto a stool. Leena looked down.
"How are we supposed to get down?" she asked. Her circular light brown ears pricked up. Harry had gotten awfully quiet... Leena turned back to Bit. "Bit! Think of something!"
Bit nodded.
"Get on my back!" he instructed. Leena hesitated, but when she heard Harry coming close, she padded over. She climbed on Bit's back and he stepped to the edge of the stool. He climbed down to the wooden beam that held up the seat and slid down, Leena clutching onto his fur for dear life.
Harry stopped and watched as the two hamsters landed and then side-by-side ran under his legs. He turned around just in time to see them run around the corner. Miraculously, the door slid open for the escapees and they continued. Harry headed over.
"Oh no you don't! Leena! I'll save you from Bit! I'm coming darling!" he exclaimed.

"Ticky-ticky-ticky-ticky-ticky-ticky-ticky!" huffed Leena and Puffed Bit as the two rodents rushed through the hall. Harry wasn't far behind, however, and longer human legs beat the small scampering paws of hamsters. Harry soon cornered them.
"Ha! Got you! C'mon Leena," he said, holding out his hand palm up and flat. Leena attempted to bite it, so he withdrew it quick. This time, he grabbed at Leena, but she had faster reflexes than a human did, so she escaped the treacherous hand. She was able to dodge a few more grabs but then she was finally caught.
"Leena!" yelled Bit, obviously worried.
"Leena DARLING! I've saved you!" exclaimed Harry.
"Bit!" shouted Leena, "Save me!"
"Saving the so-called rescued...a damsel-hamster in distress! Oopaa!" yelled Bit, jumping onto Harry's arm. He ran down to his hand and tried pulling Leena out of Harry's grasp, but Harry shook his hand, trying to rid himself of the pest.
"Bit!" cried Leena.
"Now you've done it..." growled Bit. He opened his jaws and bit down on the web of skin that connects the thumb to the forefinger.
Harry made a squeaked oddly, then yelled out in pain, dropping Leena and Bit. Leena hamster hugged Bit.
"Thanks! Now let's find Jamie!" she exclaimed as she let go. She scampered down the hall, leaving Bit blushing, and Harry crying.
" Kushi-kushi... She actually touched me in a non-violent way...WEIRD," said Bit. Fear etched itself onto his face as he felt Harry's eyes on him. He e-v-e-r s-o s-l-o-w-l-y turned his head, seeing Harry very, very up close and personal. And angry. It was then that Bit yelped and hightailed it, following Leena as they both huffed, "Ticky-ticky-ticky-ticky-ticky-ticky-ticky!"



So, whatcha think? I hope you all liked it. I won't continue if you all don't want me too! Hey, did any of you Hamtaro fans know that Maxwell's voice is Harry's? That's why I love Maxwell! And Dexter's voice is Sebastian's, one of Harry's robots, if you forgot. Remember, you can e-mail me at [email protected] and IM at GunSniperGirl! Bai Bai!! ::bows and runs away::