A/N: Zelda time! After enjoying my Greek Mythology phase (which I'm still going through) here is the next chapter of UQOK! Dear it has been forever since I updated and am hoping for reviews (hint hint lol) well hoping, key word is hoping (hoping, is that how you spell the ing version of hope?) Egad! My spelling! But anyways it won't take as long to update but it will take a little while.

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Zelda awoke noticing a few startling things, first was the fact that her chest hurt, second was that her neck and chest were wet. Her eyes snapped open and she was shocked to find the small Koopa called Junior on top of her, his tiny arms wrapped loosely around her neck and his little head resting on her chest. He was kind of cute when he was asleep, she smiled, a smile that faded and replaced with a grimace when she realized the wetness she felt was the puddle of drool coming from his tiny mouth as he snored softly. The princess shifted uncomfortably hoping to wiggle out from under him only to accidentally wake him up.

"Good morning mommy." He mumbled tiredly.

How did he get here?! Zelda thought, but the memories of last night came back. She had been fast asleep when the door opened and the tiny Koopa came in sniffling saying he had a nightmare but was too scared of the dark to go to his daddy's room so she, feeling bad for the little one let him climb into her bed. "Good morning." She said giving him her best smile still distracted by the sticky liquid that coated her collar bone and bled through her night gown.

"I don't wana wake up." He whined. "Nooo! Stay in bed." He said grabbing at her when she moved to get up.

"I should take a bath." She said struggling out of bed. "You should get ready for breakfast."

"I can eat when I want! Stay with me." He said beginning to cry.

Oh no. "I want to be clean, why don't you get ready then we can spend the whole day together. But we can't spend the day together until you get ready." She whispered as if it was a secret. Good. She grinned when the little Koopa squealed and jumped out of bed. "Um where is the bath?" she asked quickly before he could run out of the room.

"Down the hall to the left." He said skipping out of the room and shot down the hall to get ready.

Zelda grabbed a red dress and a towel and headed in the direction he pointed out. I am really good at this. Impa would be proud. She glanced around to make sure no one saw her before heading into the bathing room. What?! No lock? Oh dear. She frowned. It's early; I just have to bathe quickly. She said to herself quickly pulling off her night gown and diving into the tub which it being a tub for Koopas meant that to her it was more of a pool.

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Finally! Bowser thought rushing down the hall. I am awake before Wendy which means I get the bath room all to myself. He chuckled towel in hand. The large Koopa King slept well which left him in a good mood and to top off the cake he would get the bath before all the hot water was gone. Hello hot water. He smiled opening the door but jumped back and dove out of the room quickly when he saw it was already occupied. Good, I don't think she saw me. He thought blushing. I need to get a lock for that door. He shakily picked up his towel smiling. He only saw her back and nothing else but it was a nice back indeed. Well I should wait, but I'm not going far, as soon as she gets out I'm getting that hot water!

The breakfast served was eggs, bacon, and oatmeal and the Koopa kids were already gorging before Zelda even picked up her spoon. She still didn't feel comfortable eating with the ravenous creatures but they did have spoons (only because of the hot oatmeal) which she used to eat all her food. She reached over and put a spoon in the hand of Junior who was trying to eat the oatmeal without any utensils and found it to be too hot.

"Haha Junior is going all fancy on us." Roy chuckled when Junior began eating with the spoon as Zelda quietly showed him.

"There is nothing wrong with spoons; you could take a page from his book." Zelda said not liking the little Koopa getting made fun of. "You look like a slob eating that with your hands." She said putting on her best grimace hiding her amusement as the older Koopa gawped at her and Bowser laughed.

"Haha! She showed you!" Wendy laughed although she had quickly grabbed a spoon to make it look like she was eating with one as well.

"Yeah well it looks stupid eating fancy." Roy crossed his arms and glared at the Princess.

"Roy Koopa." Bowser growled in his most fearsome voice making the young Koopa glance nervously at his father.

"I know that look and if I find out you are playing jokes on her you will be in for a world of hurting am I clear?"

"Yes father." Roy said lowering his head but turning to glare at Zelda.

"Roy!"

"Fine!" He growled not liking his father always ruining his fun. I hope she isn't a big baby like Peach, man I can't stand Peach, she cried if anyone did anything!

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"Okay, this way mommy! Hurry up!" Junior pulled Zelda into a garden. "You can have one!" The child giggled. "You can name it and hug it, and dad says if we clean up after them we can keep them! You get one! You get the first!" Junior pulled her urging her to move quickly.

"Get what?" Zelda asked as they turned the corner.

"A baby goomba!" The Koopa pointed to a patch of grass where a large mushroom shaped creature crouched beside eight little brown creatures, each one had sleepy eyes and two tiny fangs. The large one who looked a bit more fearsome glanced around stepping back as Wendy, Lemmy, and Ludwig came closer.

"Mommy gets the first!" Junior said loudly.

"Shhhh!" All three hissed.

"Okay mommy, you go pick." He said pushing her towards the nest.

Zelda nervously approached the babies glancing back at Junior who nodded eagerly. She glanced at all the little creatures that made soft crooning sounds as she got on her knees and tried to move towards her hand. The princess glanced nervously at the mother who stepped back before picking up a little one, who was furthest from the others, just the type for her seeing as how the Koopa kids might not like it and she didn't want it to be left out. The little goomba nuzzled against her making her smile.

"Name it!" Junior jumped up and down.

"What is it?" She asked glancing to Wendy who came forward.

"It's a girl."

"I think I will call her Impa." She frowned when the others laughed.

"What a dorky name." Lemmy chuckled.

"I like it." Zelda huffed. "It's the name of my nursemaid-" she paused thinking the children might not understand what a nursemaid was. "It's my mother's name."

"Your mom's got-" Lemmy began but was smacked by Ludwig.

"Hey! We don't make fun of moms."

"Fiiine!" The rainbow mohawked Koopa nodded.

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Link and Malon after getting all their supplies headed for the castle town gate only to run into a guard.

"Hey you two, are you joining in on the search?" he asked gesturing to a small gathering of guards and even a few Gorons who heard about the missing princess.

"Yeah, we needed to find Impa though." Link glanced over the guard's shoulder to see if she was among the party gathered.

"Sorry, but Lady Impa has already gone ahead towards the Kokiri Forest."

"Oh dear!" Malon sighed. "We got some information that said Zelda was in the opposite direction."

"What?! Where is she?!" the guard asked anxiously.

"We don't know, the man said she was taken west." Link answered.

"Taken?! Oh no!"

"Link!" Malon hissed elbowing him in the arm.

"Well according to him she was." The boy whispered back.

"Well we don't know for sure."

"Okay, if you see Impa, send her that way." Link said helping Malon onto Epona before getting on himself.

"Oh course, you go ahead, we will split this group up and have half join you."

"Sure." Link nodded before giving his horse the word making the horse gallop off.

The two traveled for a little while before needing to give Epona a rest. "Poor horse." Malon said giving the horse a handful of oats from her pouch. "She worked too hard, I should have brought my own horse, she must not be able to carry two for awhile."

"I'm sorry girl." Link frowned petting Epona who nuzzled his hand.

"Link! Look over there!" Malon pointed grabbing the boy's attention. The two cautiously approached an area of grass that was dead and blackened forming the shape of a large circle. "What do you think it is?"

"I don't know." Link said crouching down and gathering up a few blackened blades of grass. "Magic perhaps?"

"Why would someone do magic in a place like this?" the red head asked with a frown.

"The same reason why someone would kidnap the princess." Link stood up and headed for the circle's center only to feel the ground quake under him.

"Link!" Malon cried out as an ominous blue beam of light engulfed the boy.

"Malon!" Link yelled as he vanished into a burst of light.

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Link cried out as the blinding light surrounded him, blinding the boy. The young hero opened his eyes to see he was falling from the sky making him shout in fear as he fell further and further into a strange grassy land and the world went dark.

Link awoke to feel wet and cried out when he opened his eyes to see a strange green creature with a saddle stick his long pink tongue out and lick Link's cheek. "Ick!" The boy groaned sitting up. "Where am I? Wha- oh no!" he gasped. He was surrounded! Colorful monsters that looked like the green creature came forward as Link unsheathed his sword. The hero yelped and dove back when a fireball sailed through the air and almost hit him.

"Hey! What are you a doing?! Leave those Yoshi along!" A green mustached man came running forward getting ready to throw another fireball at the Hylian.

Link's eyes widened. Oh no!

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Link is in! Mwaaah! Wonderful. By the way, Link, Zelda, and Malon are 16-17 years old. Poor Link, he has no idea that the cutest creatures ever are just trying to be nice to him, don't worry! No Yoshis were harmed in the making of this fan fic.