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"So I was all like, "Oh no you di'int"And he was all like "Whaaaaat?"

Jason rolled his eyes. A Friday night spent at Dick's apartment in Bludhaven. What could possibly be better?...

Dick was on his umpteenth story, reminiscing of times that he had taken down baddies as Nightwing. The only reason Jason had agreed to any sort of interaction with his brother that didn't involve maiming in any way, was that…..He was stupid, he was obviously not thinking in any way, shape or form when he agreed to this torture. He should be out patrolling right now!.. Who was he kidding? Dick should be out patrolling right now! There was absolutely no reason good enough that he should be spending his Friday night with Dick like a normal-

"aren't you so glad you lost our little bet?" The creature dared to interrupt his thoughts….

Jason shot him a death glare.

"Oh come on Jay, is taking one day off, and spending an evening together like two normal brothers really so horrible?

"Your right, it's not horrible….It's downright abominable" Jason spat, getting up off the couch, making his way to the kitchen, and raiding the fridge. If there was any way he was going to survive this….Or more accurately put…If Dick was going to survive this, he was going to need junk food….LOTS of it.

"Where do you keep your junk?" Jason turned to Dick after failing his hunting expedition.

"In the garbage..." Dick smirked.

Another death glare.

"Ok, fine, I don't have any, I'm on a diet"

Jason just stared. "Your…on a diet?...What for Mr. Anorexic?!

Dick chuckled.

"hey, no offence, but you could stand to lose a few pounds yourself Mr. Pillsbury" Dick quipped as he poked Jason in the bellybutton.

"Doughboy!" Jason yelled as he punched Dick in the face, sending him stumbling back. He just stared for a moment, looking confused.

"That was AWESOME!" Dick finally came back to reality.

Jason just rolled his eyes, and returned to his exploration of the seemingly empty fridge.

"Look, the deal was that I would spend the evening with you…" He took a carrot out of the fridge, and turned back to Dick.

" But nothing said we had to do it in this junk heap…"

"Junk heap?...Your calling MY place a junk heap? You really must not spend much time at your own place." Dick retorted.

"Uhh no actually, I have a life" Jason bit the carrot.

Dick chuckled.

"what?"

"Usually I would get angry at you right now, and say something witty or sarcastic…..but it's just so hard to take you seriously with that carrot…"

Jason tightened his grip on the carrot, wondering just how painful death by carrot would be?..

"well, it's your own fault for not having any real food in this joint, what are you, a rabbit?" Jason bit into the carrot again.

"Says the man who's eating a carrot in a strikingly similar fashion to Bugs Bunny"

The carrot flew across the room and struck the wall next to Dick before falling to the ground, Dick inspected the carrot on the ground before turning back to Jason.

"WOW….did you seriously just throw a carrot at me?...Did the great Red Hood, scourge of the underworld, literally stoop so low as to throw a carrot at me?" He raised an eyebrow.

Jason just crossed his arms like a little kid and pouted.

"You started it…"

Dick pulled out his cell and started typing furiously away.

"What are you doing?"

"Texting this to Tim….and Damian"

Jason's eyes widened. "You wouldn't!"

Dick looked up from his phone. "well, usually I wouldn't be so cruel as to send something you've done to Damian….But this is just too priceless." He says as he hits the send button.

"NOOO!" Jason reaches Dick just a second late, and grabs the phone from him.

"Tell me you didn't just send that!"

"Guilty…" Dick smirked.

Oh, it was on now...

And there you have it! Don't know when I'll update this story, cause I don't actually know where to go from here… this is just something I wrote quick today cause I was bored. But you guys can always help me in the reviews! ;)