"Are you sure this is a good idea?"

"Silence, human."

"I'm just saying."

"Do not make me repeat myself."

"Those rocks look really sharp, Seshoumaru."

"If you do not stay silent, I will give you an up close view of them."

There was silence for a few seconds, before Kagome spoke, "I hate you."

"Do not attempt to think that I hold you in any regard, human."

"My name's Kagome, you know. It's not that hard to pronounce."

"Do you want to see how sharp those rocks are?"

"I'll shut up."

"Good."

A few minutes later, the miko grumbled, "I'm hungry."

"I told you to eat before we left."

"I wasn't hungry then."

"Will you remain quiet?"

"I'm bored, too."

"Do you want to see how far I can throw you?"

"No."

"Then shut up."

"Don't tell me to shut up."

"I wouldn't have to tell you if you stop talking."

After half an hour of silence, Seshoumaru muttered, "Stop sulking, woman."

"I'm not talking to you."

"..."

"You hate me."

"I do not hate you, woman."

"Yes, you do."

"That is not true."

"It's because I'm fat, isn't it?"

A few seconds later, the inuyoukai spoke very carefully, "You are not fat. You are pregnant."

"You're lying."

"I do not lie, woman."

"You think I'm fat."

"I do not think you are fat."

"Yes, you do. Inuyasha told me so."

"The half breed shall die."

"Don't you dare threaten Inuyasha."

"We are here."

"Where is here?" Kagoem peeked over his shoulder to set her eyes upon a beautiful lagoon. The sun reflected on the water giving it a shimmery and magical appearance. A small picnic had been set up on the soft grass. Kagome's eyes watered, "You didn this for me?"

"No. This is for my other pregnant mate."

"Oh shut up!" Kagome laughed through her tears and turned him around to give him a kiss, "I love you."

"You should."

A.N: Just a stupid one shot that came to mind. Review