This is based off an incident that happened to me today while I was playing Oblivion. T.T I'm gonna miss that horse…

Hope you enjoy!

My horse is dead.

Killed by a damned unicorn.

A bloody unicorn.

Do you know how pissed off that makes a Khajiit? We are by nature a rather proud race. After all, who could best our natural stealth and pick pocketing skills? We can thrive and flourish crops in the harsh tropical climate of Elsweyr while others merely gossip and scorn our homelands. So naturally one would feel like shit when they can defeat three minotaur's at the same time while their horse perishes under the force of a pure white frou-frou pony.

Of course unicorn's have a spiral horn on their head that they can stab people with, but I refuse to count those white abominations as legitimate predators.

Why did Arch-mage Traven have to order me to retrieve that relic? I worked my ass off from assassinating pirates and party guests, not to mention stealing expensive jewelry from countesses to buy that horse! And now it lies dead, scarlet staining it's brown and white fur while I'm stabbing the corpse of a unicorn with its own horn.

Some travelers by the road are standing there, gawking at me while I yell to the skies, "OBLIVION TAKE YOU, YOU DAMN UNICORN!" After about five minutes I got tired of them staring at me so I burned them alive with fireballs. That'll show them. Now here I sit on a stone, surrounded by the fly-attracting corpses of three minotaur's, a unicorn, and my horse. Now with the lovely addition of two Orc travelers.

I huff unhappily and pout on the boulder. How I despise unicorns so. I wish they would all just die out so no unfortunate travelers horses will ever suffer again. An idea popped into my head at that thought. I am called the Champion of Cyrodiil for a reason. I fought against the Daedra and closed oblivion gates! If I want to exterminate every last unicorn there is, I will destroy them!

A twisted grin grew on my face and I stood up. Gripping by akaviri katana, I turned and began to march towards the sunset. Look out sparkly white ponies, Lady Iceis is coming.

*Cries from pure joy* Finally, I managed to finish a one-shot! Oh, an I am well aware of how Isis is normally spelled, but Iceis is a pure white Khajiit with blue eyes so I wanted to change the spelling as a reference to her eyes.