Naruto Sakura Wars SLML AU

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: See previous chapter)

Thankfully neither Cheiron nor Ratchet had a difficult or rough pregnancy, in fact it went rather smoothly and with the others there to look after them that meant that Naruto wasn't being suffocated by the attention they both required.

It had been one month since Naruto had come back to Konoha and right now he and his 'teammates' were entering the Ninja Academy to take the first part of the Chunin exam.

"Nii-san?" Sasuke asked looking to where two Chunin in disguise were barring a bunch of Genin from entering.

"This is the second floor Otouto. It's an unofficial test to weed out the weaker ones. Keep the banshee's mouth shut will ya?" Naruto asked not even glancing at the pink haired girl that opened her mouth to screech something only to stop when Sasuke shook his head in the negative.

"Thanks squirt." Naruto said ruffling Sasuke's hair, causing him to glare slightly up at the blond before leaning into the touch.

"So you all made it huh? Good job." Kurenai, who was acting as their sensei along with team eights since Kakashi was under review, said smiling at the three and giving Naruto a small hug.

"Now do you remember your mission Otouto-senpai?" Kurenai asked as she straightened out Naruto's jacket and adjusted his gloves ever so slightly. Naruto's eyes caught the movement and while it was partly the rather motherly woman's nature to try and fret over him like this he also knew the secret code behind it as well thanks to the way her pinkie finger on her left hand twitched when did it. There was someone already here who was dangerous, most likely one of his objectives. Subaru had been watching the Genin entering all morning and had alerted Kurenai to anyone who was stronger than normal, or seemed dangerous.

"Smoke out any more traitors, keep an eye out for anyone here who isn't supposed to be, keep myself alive, oh and pass this godforsaken test again. Is it true the sand raccoon showed up?" Naruto asked sounding as if he were talking bout the weather the whole time while Kurenai continued to slightly adjust his outfits placing.

"Yes he did, half of the rather few sensors in Konoha felt him coming almost four miles away. The other half were out on assignments." Kurenai answered absently as she slipped him an extra few kunai and trap wires, before putting a third level exploding tag in his weapons pouch.

"Makes sense, although it's a good thing they got used to me quickly or else they would feel my chakra from all the way to Wave and back constantly! Guess I'd better get going to make a good impression." Naruto said smirking, causing Kurenai to ruffle his already tousled golden spiked locks fondly.

"Good and dramatic so they either underestimate you or good and badass so they're wary of you Otouto?" Kurenai asked causing Naruto's smirk to widen into a foxy grin.

"Let's just say that you'd better have the cameras in there ready and recording." Naruto said causing Kurenai to grin back at him, nodding politely at Sasuke and glaring at Sakura as she vanished via shunshin.

"So what are we gonna do nii-san?" Sasuke asked looking at his 'older brother' who grinned at him.

"This." Naruto said before rearing his foot back and slamming it into the door, knocking it clear across the room and out the back wall.

"All you maggots shut the fuck up!" Naruto hollered as he entered the room, causing every head to whip from the space in the wall the door left to him immediately. The next words he said which were fuelled by his immense KI caused all of them to gulp except a few who looked interested.

"I don't give a damn who you are or how big and bad you are in your home village but you're in my house now bitches! Piss me off and your village won't find enough of you to fit in a napkin much less a coffin!"