The Pony Dance: Yu-gi-oh! Style

Okay, I don't know if anyone out there knows of the Pony Dance, but I just learned it and thought that it would make a great story if you threw in most of the Yu-gi-oh! cast and some Yaoi, sprinkle in the cutie Mokuba and we have our story! Now, because I love them, and they love the show, I am letting my two sisters' help in some areas of this story. Their names are TokoBite & MotiCutie after their two favorite digimon. (Figure them out if you don't know the digimon!) Anyway, they have never put anything on Fanfiction.net and they wanted to help. How the dance works will be explained as we go, okay?

Disclaimer: Don't own Yu-gi-oh! (If I did, you would know!) or the Pony dance

Yama795: I love this dance!!!!

TokoBite: Should we tell them the couples?

MotiCutie: Sure why not? (Big announcer voice) Here are the couples: Yami Yugi/Seto, Joey/Yugi, Mai/Honda, Malik/Anzu….

TokoBite: MALIK AND ANZU????!!!! Where'd that come form?

Yama795: I let her pick the couples for Mai, Honda, Malik, and Anzu. Besides, I don't know much about Malik, so I am just putting him in for fun! ^_^

MotiCutie: Hehehehehe! ^_^ Oh, and there's a little note before we tell the last couple! Ryou Bakura will be just Ryou and Yami Bakura is just Bakura so that everything is easier for Yama795!

TokoBite: Ryou/Bakura! ^_^ How cute! And them pony dancing, yee-hah!

Yama795: Okay, guys, time to start the fic, or people will get bored. (*sees both nod happily*) Time to get everyone dancing!!!!!!



"Come on, everybody, just get in a circle!" Mai said as she tried to scoot everyone into her living room. She and Jounouchi (Yama795: Joey from now because it's shorter! ^_^) had moved all the lush furniture out of the way and were pushing everyone to form a large circle. Mai had set up a birthday party for Joey, and invited all of their friends. (MotiCutie: The guest list includes = Yugi, Yami, Seto, Mokuba, Honda, Anzu, Ryou, Bakura, and Malik. ~_^ ) She and Joey successfully got everyone, excluding Seto who stood off to the side, to form the shape needed.

"What are we gonna do now, Mai?" Mokuba asked. He was standing between Bakura and Yugi, wondering why they had gone so quickly from Joey opening presents to standing around with Joey and Mai in the center.

"A new dance Mai taught me!" Joey exclaimed happily.

"And now I'm going to teach all of you." Mai told them with a sly grin. Yami didn't like that look in her violet eyes. (Yama795: I think they're violet, aren't they?) She then stood with the blonde boy at her side, and was ready to teach them the first set of words to sing while they danced. "Okay, this is the first part of the song."

She and Joey then sang, while clapping a fast beat.

Here we go around the pony!

Ride around that big red pony!

Here we go around the pony!

This is how we do it!

"And while you sing this, there will always be two people circling in the middle. They go around until those words are finished. Everyone making the circle, claps the way we did, and sings the words." Mai explained, her smile never fading. She then looked over at Joey with a sneer. " Should we demonstrate the rest?"

"At the end of the first part of the song, the two in the middle stop, and quick find a partner. They then dance and sings this while everyone keeps clapping for this part." Joey went on. "We'll show you the next part. Let's say I was in the middle and stopped on Mai. This is what we'd do…." They then began to sing and dance for their friends, showing them the moves.

Front to front to front, my baby!

Joey was shaking his hips, facing Mai, and she had her arms over her head swaying her entire body to an imaginary rhythm as they sang. Then they turned their backs to each other, going in time with an imaginary beat and the words.

Back to back to back, my baby!

They swayed the same, their backsides almost brushing. Honda was smiling; it looked like fun to him. Yami's ruby eyes were wide, and Yugi's jaw was dropped. Then the blonde pair turned with the song they sang, so they were side to side. (Yama795: in the actual dance, it doesn't matter if you're side to opposite side or not!)

Side to side to side, my baby!

"And then we sing 'This is how we do it' again, and Mai and I would switch places; she would go to the middle and I take her place in the circle. Then it starts all over with two new people!" Joey finished off, turning back to Yugi and everyone he'd been facing originally. "That's the Pony dance! Ready?"

"You have to be kidding me!" Yami complained.

"Let's try it out!" Anzu countered. "You never know, Joey could be right for once. It's never happened before, but there's a first time for everything!"

"This is my party! How dare you insult me on my birthday." Joey then began to fake cry until he couldn't help but giggle. "Please, try it?"

Mai glanced over Yami's shoulder to see that Seto was leaning against the back wall, not too far from them, practically scowling and with his arms crossed over his chest. (Yama795: Seto looks so cute when he's playing angry! ^_^) She was sure he wouldn't dance right away, so they'd just start without him. "Just start clapping a fast beat, okay? And when you've got it, Joey and I will start. Since I knew the dance better and it's his birthday, it's only right we begin in the middle."

The others, some reluctantly and some happily, started to clap until they had it to Mai's satisfaction. She and Joey as they then began to sing then started around the circle, leading the others in their first time singing the words.

Here we go around the pony!

Ride around that big red pony!

Here we go around the pony!

This is how we do it!

Smiling, the blonde boy ended in front of Yugi (MotiCutie: We have made him the same height as Yami so that he's not as short as Mokuba!) while Mai ended in front of Honda at the end of the words. The blondes then initiated the same dance they had done with each other with their new partners, singing loudly.

Front to front to front, my baby!

Back to back to back, my baby!

Side to side to side, my baby!

This is how we do it!

Yami had been amazed how quickly Yugi had learned the dance, turning and swaying with Joey as if it were second nature. Honda was a little clumsier, bumping into Mai as he switched places with her and Yugi switched with Joey. The pair dances went by pretty quickly, and so did the quick run around the circle to find a new partner. As the others sang the first set of words, Yugi's eyes landed on Seto and he ran out of the circle past Yami to Seto just as the words ended.

Front to front to front, my baby!

"Come dance!" Yugi insisted, instead of singing with the others. He couldn't see Yami was watching them. Yugi then turned with the song, swaying with his back to Seto as the words went on. "Please? You'll have fun!"

On the 'This is how we do it' line, Yugi grabbed Seto's arms and with all his strength dragged him to the middle of the circle, pushing him in while Anzu joined him, having been Honda's partner for that round. With the fast beat as encouragement, and a few cat calls from Mai, Seto finally started around, just in time to land on Ryou as Anzu ended up next him facing Mokuba.

Front to front to front, my baby!

Seto and Bakura didn't seem too much into it, the white haired boy blushing as they turned and their rears brushed just slightly.

Side to side to side, my baby!

This is how we do it!

Ryou and Mokuba went into the circle, the younger boy practically running as the others sang. Seto only clapped and watched curiously.

Here we go around the pony!

Ride around that big red pony!

Here we go around the pony!

This is how we do it!

A rosy red blush spread on Ryou's cheeks when he had to stop in front of Bakura. His Yami had a devious look in his eyes as they began to dance, front to front, and across the circle Mokuba had ended up with Malik. The white haired light had been extremely nervous that his other would do something to startle him, but as the short pair dance ended, he just went right by him, sneering as he and the white-blonde teen hurried into the center, moving with the beat.

Bakura was thinking evil thoughts as he went. If he had to dance, that meant the former pharaoh had to dance. It was only fair. So he went extra fast to make it to Yami in time, smirking even more if it was possible. Malik had landed on Honda, grinning and they seemed to both be having a good time, beginning the dance again.

Front to front to front, my baby!

Back to back to back, my baby!

Side to side to side, my baby!

Rolling his eyes, Yami went along with Bakura, swaying and then twirling to go along with the words. Honda was laughing as he and the former pharaoh rushed into the center clapping as they went. It seemed that everyone's smiles were contagious as even the Game King grinned, continuing the dance.

* * *

In spite of bright pink hands in need of a break from the never ending beat, their breathlessness, and how their feet wanted a rest, they had not stopped. Each and everyone one of them had been intoxicated by the simple yet almost wild dance, unable to stop themselves as it went on. There was a bit of resistance still in the King of Games though. He just wanted it to end, even as he watched Anzu dance in front of Mai and Mokuba begin to get Ryou to swing his hips with him. He lost himself in the words, even singing them himself without realizing it.

Front to front to front, my baby!

Back to back to back, my baby!

Side to side to side, my baby!

This is how we do it!

Here we go around the pony!

Ride around that big red pony!

Here we go around the pony!

This is how we do it!

Yami groaned silently. Mai had landed on him. He was only doing this silly dance because Yugi had wanted to, and from the safety of the circle he could hope he would not have to go to the center again. Now he would really have no choice but to go into the middle after Mai was done with him. Why was he cursed?

Front to front to front, my baby!

Back to back to back, my baby!

Side to side to side, my baby!

This is how we do it!

The Game King switched places with their hostess, watching Yugi do the same with Ryou. His light was clapping happily, and the dark one tried not to sigh as he closed his eyes and let the beat carry him around the circle.

Here we go around the pony!

Ride around that big red pony!

Here we go around the pony!

This is how we do it!

Since he'd had his ruby eyes closed, when they'd come to the last line of that part, he opened them stopping to face his new partner. Seto Kaiba was looking down at him with a bit of surprise. The taller young man had taken off his blue trench coat and was wearing his black button-down dress up shirt a bit open at the top. Yami himself was a bit hot, wearing his usual leather. They had to begin.

Front to front to front, my baby!

Yami swayed with one arm over his head, his ruby-red eyes locked with the brunette's intense blue orbs. It was as if he couldn't dare break the contact. The taller teen's front almost brushed his just before they had to whirl around.

Back to back to back, my baby!

The imaginary music that the clapping produced seemed to grow as the beat became louder and it practically thundered in his ears. All Yami could think of was that he was dancing with Seto. The Seto Kaiba! Yugi had told Yami one day in school that a lot of people thought that the young billionaire was absolutely gorgeous, and even though he'd never admit it out loud, Yami had to agree. Seto was beautiful. He moved with utter grace, as if he never reconsidered a gesture.

Side to side to side, my baby!

Their sides rubbed together, and Yami blushed instantly. What was going on with him? How could he think of Seto as beautiful? They were rivals. They were practically enemies! But he couldn't help but look up at him again, watching him move for that brief instant they were together acting as one.

This is how we do it!

Seto walked past him, but Yami was sure that he'd felt the brunette's hand on his hip as he'd gone by. Why did he feel that that short dance meant so much?

At the same time the young CEO and the King of Games had been dancing, Yugi had landed on Joey. The blonde grinned at him as they had started to dance, Yugi swinging his hips with his arms over his head and his eyes locked with the other boy's chocolate brown orbs. He was sure that the birthday boy had winked at him before leaning in so that as they danced front to front Yugi could feel Joey's breath on his neck. And then when they turned their backs to each other right on cue, the shorter boy was certain that the blonde's rear rubbed against his.

"Joey?" Yugi asked quietly, jumping and spinning so he and his friend were now side to opposite side. But the birthday boy didn't answer him, just began clapping his hands as he brushed by, grinning at him. Yugi blushed a deep red.

* * *

Here we go around the pony!

Ride around that big red pony!

Here we go around the pony!

This is how we do it!

Ryou was nervous. He'd landed on Bakura for the second time now. (TokoBite: Boy does this sound weird!) Would it be just like the last time? Would his Yami just dance with him, or would Bakura act upon the hunger his other could see in those dark eyes? He was very afraid of what his Yami might do to him, but he never truly got a chance to think about it as the rest of the gang sang on.

Front to front to front, my baby!

Bakura was grinning as he took his light's hips, pressing their bodies tightly together, running his moist tongue over the other boy's cheek. His gentle side was startled, but Ryou couldn't force himself to pull away from the caress, not even when the dance moved on without him. His dark side had to take action.

Back to back to back, my baby!

Bakura made them both spin to have their backs to each other now, but somehow managed to keep his grip on Ryou's hips to make them sway together. He heard a small squeak come from his aibou (Yama795: Can anyone tell me what Aibou is supposed to mean?) and it made him sneer, rubbing himself closer.

Side to side to side, my baby!

This time his Yami just ran a hand over his hip while leaning over to kiss his cheek. Bakura loved how that made his light blush a soft crimson.

This is how we do it!

Ryou watched as his darker half headed into the center of the circle, his cheeks flooding with a deeper shade of red. Even if he'd never admit to it, the white haired boy wanted to be closer to his Yami. He loved him even if he couldn't come out and tell the white haired demon to his face. Did Bakura feel the same way or was he just playing with him? Ryou could only guess for now, and hope.

TO BE CONTINUED

Yama795: Yah! We're done! Was that so bad?

MotiCutie: It was terrible, you wrote! Duh!

TokoBite: Think we should finish this?

Yama795: Only if people review! (Hint HINT, people!)

Next part (If there is going to be a next part): More Pony dance, throwing in the whole Honda and Mai plus some Malik and Anzu. And then on with the party!