Gaga over Cat

Cat sat at the lunch table, eating a Caesar salad. A piece of lettuce fell off of her fork and onto Jade's leg. It was all full of ranch. Jade peeled it off of her pants. There was a giant white spot on her brand new black pants.

"Cat, I'm gonna kill you!" Jade yelled.

"Jade, stop it," Robbie murmured.

"Oooooh," Rex laughed.

"Why should I? These pants are brand new! Would you rather get the beating?" Jade growled. Robbie stayed silent. "Alright then." Jade smirked. "Now, back to-" A fist hit her in the face and the next second, Robbie was gone.

"Teehee," Cat giggled under her breath.

"WHERE'S ROBBIE?!" She screamed. She sprinted out of the lunch area in ye direction that Robbie had gone.

"Umm, Cat?" Tori asked.

"Yeah?"

"Why is Robbie being so defensive of you lately? He would never act like that for anyone," Beck said, taking a bit of his burrito. He glanced over at Tori. "Don't eat that Tori. Jade stepped on it."

"Oh, gross!" Tori screamed, spitting out the hamburger.

"Anyway, back to my question. Why is-"

"What question?" Cat asked with a smile.

"I asked why is Robbie defending you?" Beck sighed.

"Oh, I don't know," Cat smiled.

"Did anything happen when you guys went to the zoo?" Andre asked.

"Yeah! The zoo was fun. We got popcorn, Robbie was bitten by a monkey, I was attacked by a giraffe, and Robbie kissed me."

"That's it," Beck said, "Because he kissed you, he thinks that he's dating you."

"What? No, we're just friends!" Cat laughed.

"Friendzoned," Andre mumbled.

.~.~.~.

Cat was at her locker. She was looking at a picture of a chocolate cupcake when something tapped her on the shoulder. She turned around and saw Robbie.

"Hey Cat, would you maybe want to go to a movie sometime?" Robbie asked.

"Robbie, I'm not your girlfriend," Cat sighed.

"What? Yes you-"

"ROBBIE! GET BACK HERE!" Jade screamed, running at Robbie. Robbie shrieked and ran.

.~.~.~.

"Cat, I was wondering if you wanted to go to Nozu with me tomorrow night?" Robbie asked before Sikowitz's class started.

"I'm not your girlfriend! I'm just you friend!" Cat yelled.

"But Cat, that kiss was real. Wasn't it?" Robbie pleaded.

"No!"

"ROBBIE!" Jade's yell echoed down the hall. She turned the corner and ran at Robbie again. Robbie jumped into the classroom and slammed the door shut. Jade ran into Cat and they crashed into the wall. Cat fell to the floor unconscious while Jade was perfectly fine.