Disclaimer: I do not own Portal, Valve does.

GLaDOS [Version 1.09] 1982 Aperture Science, Inc.

B\: /C open "PERSONNEL: [REDACTED], CHELL"

"Test Subject #1: [REDACTED], Chell

Essay Question 1-A:

Why should Aperture Science accept you as a research volunteer, and would anyone file a police report if you went missing?

HR Note: Subject refused to answer.

[GRAPHIC: TENACITY OUTLIER REPORT]

Subject's Tenacity: 99.9999 Percentile (Abnormal)

Proctor's Note: Subject is abnormally stubborn. She never gives up. Ever.

Rejected: DO NOT TEST

End of Report."

Hmm.

'Do not test,' it says, despite her being at the top of the list.

How…ironic.

No matter. I fail to see how this could pose a legitimate problem.

B\: /C initiate warm-up "00039"

We'll see how far this tenacity gets you. Hopefully it will be farther than your unwilling scientist predecessors.

Wait…

I know you.

This makes things interesting.

"Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center."

Note: I know that the command prompt stuff looks wrong. This website doesn't let me use angle brackets. Besides, I don't really know how to use the command prompt all that well, I just wanted to make this look somewhat authentic.