Alright hey guys….. I don't know what to say so yeah, on with the story!

I do not own Durarara though I wish I did!

Shizuo POV

I stared at my cell phone, looking at pictures of her first birthday. Cake was smeared all over her and the camera. That was six years ago though. I bet she doesn't even know who I am, I mean like her mom would tell her about the guy who didn't want her in the first place!

However that's all changed. I miss her and want to see her more with each passing year.

Damn it, I don't even know where the hell she is! I doubt even the Flea would know, like I would ask him though. He'd probably burn the house down in front of me.

I looked at my clock and sighed, I have to go meet Tom at his office.

I got off my bed and headed to the door. 'I'll see you soon sunshine'.

Sometime Later

"Aw Shizuo it's good to see you, come eat Russian sushi! IT good and cheap! It won't make you puke, promise!"Simon bellowed after me and Tom. "Later Simon, I'm working." I said with a wave before I took out a cigarette and lit it.

I took a drag of it and looked up at the sky before I smelled something. That something smelled like shit. I looked around and spotted the black haired informant. As if on auto pilot my hand reached out and immediately latched onto a stop sign. I shouted my usual battle cry of "Izayyyaaaaa!"

The minute he saw me he smirked that god damn smirk of his and said, "Sorry Shizu-chan but I don't have time for you today." And yet I still had to dodge those knives of his before he was off running to…..wherever fleas run to.

I dropped the stop sign while mumbling, "Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill."

I looked at Tom and he said we're done for the day, so I just decided to head home, drink some milk, and go to bed.

Izaya POV

Humans, I love them soo~ Especially dear dear Shizu-chan. He is so very fascinating and unpredictable. I mean one day it's a stop sign the next a convenient store trash can. I wonder what his kids would be like. I was thinking about whether they would inherit his strength or not when I walked in to my apartment, said hello to Namie, and made a bee-line to my computer. I instantly logged in to the chartroom.

Kanra- Hey!

Taro Tanaka- Hey Kanra

Setton- Hey guys!

Taro Tanaka- So anything interesting happen today?

Kanra- Ya I heard that Shizuo Heiwajima ripped another stop sign out of the ground but didn't attack anyone

Setton- Really!

Taro Tanaka- NO WAY!

Kanra- Way. And yes really.

Setton- Oh I got to go bye guys!

Taro Tanaka- Bye Setton

Kanra- See you later

-Setton signed out-

Taro Tanaka- I should get going too, bye Kanra

-Taro Tanaka signed out-

Kanra- Well I guess I'm going too~

-Kanra signed out-

-There is no one in the chartroom-

I spun around in my chair and moved the pieces on my chess board around. Then I moved it again. And again. And again till I was satisfied with it. I smirked as I looked over it.

I spun around again and looked out my window as I thought about new ways to torture the blonde brute. I was in the middle of thinking of the perfect crime to frame on him when I was interrupted by laughter. More specifically children's laughter.

Which meant there was a kid in here. A living, breathing, mess making child. But there was no way a child could have gotten in here.

'Calm down Izaya you're probably just hearing things' and the more I thought it the more it seemed to be true. Alright now back to framing Shizu-chan.

And I was interrupted again. But this time by Namie. "Yes? What do you need?" I asked annoyance clear in my tone and on my face. I mean come on, can't I torture the blonde once, just once without getting interrupted.

"You have a visitor."

"Well what are you waiting for, send them up."

"She's already here. Been waiting for hours, the poor thing." I did a double take on what she said. 'Poor thing? who would Namie consider a "poor thing"? "Poor thing, She? You have feelings? Since when, I know all about humans!" I smirked at her.

"No you don't. No one can know all, or the eternal questions of humanity would have already been answered." A small, meek voice replied. I looked at who tried to mock me and my eyes locked with a little girl, only 6 or 7 years old. "Those are some pretty big words and statements for a little girl." I sneered at her. "If you're trying to intimidate me, it's failing." She replied with a calm tone.

I sat there and stared at her. This little human is interesting; I wonder what makes her tick. She puts on a brave front but I can't wait to see her face when I knock it down. I thought with a smirk.

"So you came to see me, little girl."

"Yes we can all tell that I am young so thanks for pointing out the obvious Mr. Informant."

"Can I ask why you're here?"

"To stay. Wow for an informant you sure don't know much."

"I'm going to be nice and ignore that second part, but what do you mean by stay?"

"Exactly what it means. I will be staying here until further notice. And if you have a problem with it, you can go talk to Shinra and Celty. But I would do that because Celty is about to Kill any talking male."

"To bad that Celty doesn't scare me little girl. And besides I could just call Shinra."

To prove my point I took out my phone and dialed Shinar's number.

Ring Ring Ring

"Hey Shinra do you have any idea why a little human is on my couch, back sassing me?"

"Oh great you found her! Maybe Celty won't hurt me to bad. Hang on a sec. CELTY SHE'S AT IZAYA'S BACKSASSING HIM! Anyway I need her to stay with you until my dad leaves town. Okay thanks bye Izaya!"

And the line went dead. Damn him.

'Does he honestly think that I could take care of a child? He is so lucky that she is such an interesting human'

"Now why were you with Shinra and Celty?" I asked her, I mean it's not every day you find out that your friends had a kid.

"I don't really think that it's any of your business." Was the reply I got while she stared down at her bare feet. I could see that her eyes grew colder with each passing millisecond.

"But Sharing is Caring!" I told her in a sing song voice.

She just glared at my teasing.

"But really, why were you staying with Shinra and Celty?" As much fun as trying to get a rise out of her is, I wanted answers on this unidentifiable human child.

"I said it was none of your business!" she yelled that at me with her arms crossed, and to make it even more childish she stomped her foot and went to my kitchen.

Typical. A kid doesn't get what they want and they throw fits. But that's what makes children such interesting humans.

"Namie, who is this little girl."

"Her name is Kameko, but I didn't get her last name."

Just perfect. I have a sassy, childish kid staying with me and I know absolutely nothing about her.

I must be losing my touch. I should know about all my little humans.

"Namie feel free to take some time off, I want to find out more on this kid." I told her as I walked into my kitchen. While entering said kitchen I heard her mutter,"About time" and then she walked out.

Wait a second. I just had her leave me alone with a kid. A kid that was going to need me to do things for her. How am I, Izaya Orihara, Supposed to know how to take care of a kid?

"Where did Namie go?"

I had been so caught up in my thoughts that I hadn't even registered sitting down at the table with the girl.

"She's taking a much needed vacation." Was the reply I gave her.

"Fine, but who's making dinner? You don't look as though you know how to cook."

"Your right I don't, so you better start learning."The reaction I got was PRICELESS!

Her face got all red, her eyes narrowed, and when I started laughing she huffed and walked away. I followed her back into the living room and found that she was on my computer. Checking her email.

"So what is your last name?" I must've scared her because she jumped a little bit.

"I don't see why it matters but fine. My name is Kameko Heiwajima."

Okay so I hope this was good. And I know that Shizuo and Izaya might be kind of OC but keep in mind that this is the first time I've tried to write them and it's kind of hard even thought they are my fave characters.

Please review and tell me what you liked and what you didn't!

-AllSaidAndDone-