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Green Arrow, the Flash, and Superman overhear a conversation between Robin and Kid Flash and form their own misunderstanding interpretation of what is going on. Enjoy!
IN THE MEETING ROOM:
It was the end of a long, arduous day filled with deadly mission, treacherous traps, and devious villains. Yep, just another day for the Justice League. The members who had stayed behind sunk into their council chairs, exhausted and relieved that the constant flow of distress calls had finally stopped. Green Arrow, the Flash, and Superman looked up as Batman rose.
"I'm going to get some coffee."
The Flash sighed as the door hissed shut. "Should have asked if he could bring me a cup too." He soon perked up as his gaze lit upon Batman's transponder. "Hey, look at what he left behind! Huh, I guess it's cause all of his 'kids' are safe here at Mt. Justice."
Oliver picked it up, ignoring the warning looks directed at him by Superman. "I wonder what this button does-"
"And I thought you were supposed to be the more experienced one, Robin." The three of them froze as Kid Flash's voice suddenly crackled from the small gadget.
"Ugh, shut up, KF." Now Robin's voiced came through too. The three men exchanged looks and then scooted closer. Did Batman really put a bug on his own sidekick?
"Okay, soooooo remind me again why we're in this closet, Rob?" Flash's jaw dropped. A closet?
"I don't really want it to become public knowledge whenever I get banged up." Superman coughed while Green Arrow blinked. Banged up? As in…you know….uh…..
"Hmm, true. Daddy Bats probably wouldn't be too happy."
"Yep-OW!" The three superheroes jumped at Robin's sudden exclamation. "Nnnnn, that hurts …."
"Shhhh, it's okay," whispered Kid Flash.
"Don't be so rough." Their faces: O_O
"Okay, I'll go slowly." Their faces: O[]O
"Heh, a speedster saying that he'll move slow? That's a new one." The small speaker picked up Robin's strained laugh.
Kid Flash's voice came through again. "Hey, lift your leg a bit higher."
"Ah…ow…" By now, the three eavesdroppers were blushing.
"Here, suck on this." The Flash and Green Arrow's heads crashed together as they both jerked upwards at the same time. Superman ignored them although the arm of his chair groaned from his suddenly tight grip.
"Dude, KF, this is huge. I mean, look at the size of that stick!"
"Uh-huh, and it's all just for you."
"Gee thanks." *licking sounds* Green Arrow moan and sunk his head into this arms. Dang, he was starting to get turned on by the sound of Robin-NO! THAT IS A NO-NO! BAD GREEN ARROW, BAD!
"Ergh, ah…I can't-AHHH!" Flash started vibrating in his chair, eyes wide and mouth hanging open. Did his nephew just….? "Oh crap, sorry about that, Buddy."
"Hurry up and wipe it off, it's all sticky."
"It didn't get in your mouth did it?"
"Nah, it's all cool. Good thing my suit is stain-proof." At that, Superman choked on his own spit (apparently the Man of Steel is not choke-on-your-own-spit-proof) and began coughing loudly, his face red from lack of oxygen and embarrassment.
"Right, now for the finishing touch…" What would the finishing touch be?
"Don't put it where others can see it." A HICKEY? How would Robin be able to hide that?
"Why? It's nothing to be ashamed of."
Robin's voice hesitated. "Well…Because…it's embarrassing." Indeed…
"Fine, okay. Here I go…." The three men waited as there was a momentary pause. "Finished!"
"Thanks, KF."
"No problem, Rob. But next time, let's do it in a better location. The closet it too small to move around much."
"Sure, we'll go to my place next time. Hey, where did you learn how to do that anyways? Batman taught me." Green Arrow was spinning in his chair, covering his eyes, spazzing like a fangirl.
"Oh, here and there. Mostly from listening and watching Uncle Barry and my aunt. Hey, do you think that we should bring Supey along next time?"
Flash flailed as the two other League members stared at him. "IT'S NOT MY FAULT!" the man cried, blushing furiously.
"I don't see why not. He should how to do it anyways and I doubt that Superman is going to take the time to teach him." Robin's casual comment caused Superman to hide his face from his colleagues. There was no way that he was going to teach his clone/son/young self how to do it. NO WAY.
"Yeah, I- Oh, hey Batman!" Green Arrow, Superman and Flash sat straight up (Green arrow stopped spinning too). Surely the great and all powerful Batman would notice something had happened! Right?
"Hi, Batman, are all of your duties done for the day?"
"I'm done for today. Good work on today's missions. " Batman's gravelly tone was clipped and short, as it normally was.
"Thanks."
There was about a minute of just sounds of walking feet until...
"Robin?" Oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god...Batman had noticed something! Their faces: O_O
"Yeah?"
"Why are you limping?" OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD! Their faces: O[]O!
As soon as the door to the room hissed open, the eavesdropping, blushing, flustered trio promptly ran/flew out in a mad dash for the bathroom in order to "relieve" themselves. Batman was left standing by the door with the two sidekicks. Batman took a sip of coffee and wondered what that had been all about. Robin took another lick of his lollipop.
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Next chapter is what REALLY happened between KF and Robin in that closet!