A/N: Heey! I came back from London last night, but I was watching Tom Daley & Pete Waterfield dive so I couldn't update:) But here it is now!
Any kind of guy you want girl, that's the guy I'll be!" James sang, rhythmically rubbing shampoo into his hair. He had to admit, it smelled quite strange today, but he thought nothing of it. The hot water cascaded over his body as he rinsed the soapy suds out of his locks. Once his hair was clear of soap, he turned the water off, and stepped out of the shower. Pulling a towel around his lower body, James wiped the condensation off the mirror. He wasn't quite prepared for what he saw.
Logan pulled 8 slices of bread out of the bag, laying them out on the board. He began buttering them, spreading the butter out evenly. He looked up at Carlos.
"Have you seen Katie today?"
"Nah, she's probably hanging out with Tyler." Carlos replied, stealing a tomato from the pot. Logan glared at Carlos, before scooping salad leaves onto the bread. The door was slammed and Kendall came stalking into the kitchen.
"Is that 'Macy' girl here?" Logan shook his head.
"Haven't seen her. Why?"
"I'm going to absolutely murder her."
"Why? What did she do?"
"She kissed me in front of Jo, that's what!" Kendall raged, dropping himself onto the couch. Carlos glanced at Logan, before turning back to Kendall.
"Well, from 0-Camille, how badly did she take it?" Logan asked, beginning to slice the remaining tomatoes.
"I'd say about a 5."
"Not too badly then."
"She broke up with me, Logan." Carlos winced.
"Sorry."
"It's not you that should be apologising, Carlos." Kendall said, rubbing his hand across his face. A sudden scream from upstairs broke the peaceful atmosphere, and caused Logan to slice his finger. Logan gritted his teeth, pressing a cloth to the cut, as James entered the room, a towel piled on top of his head.
"What's up?" Carlos asked, edging over to steal some more food.
"Who did this?" James asked, whipping the towel off his head. Every single strand of his hair was peroxide blonde. Kendall's mouth dropped open, Carlos dropped his tomato and Logan's hand flew to his mouth, dropping the bloody cloth.
"Wow."
Gustavo and Katie collapsed into fits of laughter at James' reaction. Katie bit her lip to try and stop the giggles, before picking up her microphone.
"Ok Macy, enter the room just now. Go over to James like we discussed." Macy pressed her finger to her ear, before nodding. She entered the room, acting shocked at James' appearance.
"Oooh, James, trying out a new look, are we?" Katie whispered.
"Oooh, James, trying out a new look, are we?" Macy purred, running her hand up James' arm. James, who was near hysterics by this time, jumped away from the girl.
"N-No, I don't know who did this! And I will find out!" James shouted, rushing out of the room. Macy raised her eyebrows, ignoring Kendall's glares.
"Go over and steal Carlos' sandwich." Katie said, biting back a giggle.
Macy picked a sandwich up off the board, grinning at Logan. "You made me a sandwich! Aww, thanks Logie!" Macy squealed, kissing Logan on the cheek and skipping out of the room. Carlos looked mad.
"She did not just steal my sandwich."
A couple of hours later, and Macy had managed to anger Camille, spill flour all over the floor of the kitchen, get one of her stilettos stuck in a tree and had ripped 4 of Carlos' favourite shirts. Logan and Carlos had decided to leave the Palm Woods for some unnecessary groceries, just to get some peace. It seemed like they'd managed to escape the crazy fan, and they walked down the pavement in comfortable silence. But, it appeared to be a case of 'calm before the storm', because the storm soon came. In the form of a blond bombshell named Macy.
"Logan and Carlos are going out to the grocery store. You need to follow them, get underneath their feet, and completely humiliate them." Katie said into the microphone.
Macy took the instruction, and crept along the street behind the two boys. When they stopped to cross the road, she took the opportunity to pounce. Literally.
"Carlos!" she squealed, jumping on the boy's back. Carlos shot two feet in the air, convinced he was being attacked.
"Logaaaan! Help me!" Carlos screamed, shaking his whole body. Logan grabbed Macy's arms, attempting to pull her off Carlos. Eventually, she gave up the fight and landed on the concrete. Logan and Carlos looked at each other, before sprinting across the road.
"Noooo!" Macy cried, jumping to her feet and racing after them. Carlos looked over his shoulder.
"She's after us!" he panted. Logan took hold of Carlos' arm, and pulled him down an alley, which led towards the shopping centre. Macy followed them, not wanting to give up.
"Keep going Macy! When you get into the centre, they're bound to go into the big department store, Wills, directly in front of you. Pick up some things that you think would be most embarrassing, and force Logan and Carlos to buy you them, okay?" Katie said, grinning evilly.
Macy smiled in response, running through the entrance to the centre. She slowed to a walk, trying to blend in, and made her way into Wills.
"What'll embarrass two guys." She muttered, searching round the store for inspiration. Then, an idea came to her.
Lingerie.
She tottered over and picked up a couple of sets, before turning round and searching for the boys.
Logan ducked down behind a rail of clothing, tearing at his lungs for air.
"I-think-we-lost-her." He said, taking huge breaths in between words.
Unfortunately, Logan was wrong.
"Carlos? Logan? I need you to buy me this lovely underwear set!" came a high pitched voice. Logan's face burned with embarrassment, as did Carlos'. The two boys emerged from behind the rail, to see Macy holding three sets of underwear.
"What." Logan muttered.
"There you are! Okay, the red one, the blue one, or the purple one?" she asked, holding each set up in turn. Logan's face was beetroot, Carlos' carmine.
"Take all three if you'll shut up!" Carlos said, trying to ignore the stares they were getting from other shoppers. Macy squealed, launching herself at Carlos.
"Oh, thank you!" she screamed, kissing his cheeks. Logan's eyes widened and Carlos squeezed his eyes shut. Once Macy was finished, Carlos' face was covered in red lipstick marks. He began frantically trying to rub them off, only making them worse. Logan grabbed Carlos' arm and the two embarrassed boys followed Macy to the till.
"Buying lingerie for your girlfriend, are you?" the cashier, a plump, middle aged woman, asked Logan. The boy spluttered, his face turning red once more.
"Girlfriend? Oh, no." Logan rushed. The cashier didn't look convinced.
"Sureeee. Well, you're lucky sweetheart," she said, turning to Macy. "Logan Mitchell's quite a catch from what I've heard." Macy grinned at the woman, while Logan choked on his own breath. Macy took the bag while Logan threw some notes at the woman.
"Keep the change." He wheezed, still trying to catch his breath. Carlos tried to sneak past the cashier unnoticed, but it didn't work.
"Oooh, Carlos Garcia! You're single, yes?"
"Well, yes, but don't you think I'm a bit young for you?"
"Young man! I was thinking for my daughter!" the woman said, voice rising. Carlos groaned.
"I think I'm quite happy without a girl in my life at the moment." Carlos muttered, scurrying off after Logan.
Katie and Gustavo shared a victorious high five.
"This is priceless!" Gustavo snorted with laughter, watching Carlos and Logan sloping off down the road with a hyperactive Macy.
"Do you think we should tell them it's all an act?"
"Not yet, I think we should make the dogs suffer more."
Looks like this is going to carry on into a third chapter! Hope you enjoyed! :)
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