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Prologue: Before the beginning
(Naruto's P.O.V)
Well first I can start this off with is that my name is Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze and I am the former Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi No Kitsune, as well Jinchuuriki of the Juubi no Ryūjin for a good amount of years. It was all good until I was pulling into my mindscape with the Juubi tell me I have absorbed all of her chakra and will be given all of her knowledge of Fuuinjutsu, Tajjutsu, Kenjutsu, Ninjutsu, and her knowledge of Kinjutsu that she hasgather from host's that the previous Bijuu had gathered from the Jinchuuriki they have been seal into. She has also told me that I can shape-shift into what I want to if I go into civilization, but she has also told me I can turn into all of the animals the bijuu were either small or big. Now those for the ones who do not know what type of animal all the bijuu are, first we have Ichibi the Tanuki, then there is Nibi which is a Cat, Sanbi is a Turtle, Yonbi an Ape, Gobi which is a whale-horse, Rokubi is a Slug, shichibi is a Rhino beetle, Hachibi the Ox-Octopus, Kyuubi is a kitsune or those who don't know a Fox and finally there is Juubi is a beast that I thought were just legends or myth Juubi is a Dragon. If I say so myself that is my favorite form because it feels so wonderful flying and having the wind in your face. The good thing about this is that juubi herself will still be there but she will have no power and by all means she will be my companion through everything.
Through the time I have been alive I've been only been by two other names and that name is Kenshin Himura. In the war as I was Kenshin a developed a side of me that I never got when I was in the Fourth Great Shinobi War, this side of me was called battosai. After the war I left the army and became a wondering swordsman for a while until I met a very good looking woman by the name of Kaoru Kamiya an instructor of the Kamiya Kasshin-Ryufighting school. Through are time to together she had learned I was the Battosai the Manslayer, and sole practitioner of the Hiten Mitsurugi-ryu(Flying Heaven Honorable Sword Style)along the way we have made friends with Myojin Yahiko, Sagara Sanosuke, Takani Megumi, and others that we have met on the way. Through the years I have been with them both defeating opponents and the trails we've been through, but after all that I settled down with Kaoru, instructed with her at the school and had three kids with her two boys and one girl, and with every kid we had I suffered my hands being broken each time with her yelling out profanities and swearing at me about she not letting me lay another hand on her again. After having the kids Kaoru and I raised are children right but also teaching them Kaoru's family sword style the Kamiya Kasshin-Ryu. After the years went by I changed my body to age with Kaoru until she died, I figured that I might as well make it look like I died with her so I made a Shitai no kurōn (dead body clone). I then got up I turned into a fox and run off to the dens of what the Kyuubi stashed all of her treasures, once finding them in each den I seal all the gold, jewels, and weapons on my body. Once I got done I headed back home as fast as I can, after I made it they were having a funeral for Kaoru and I, it is when I see my grandchildren cry that I make a chose to be there for a while as there guardian fox so I run up to them and jump onto my granddaughters lap and licks her tears away and nuzzles her cheek to try to cheer her up. i proved myself as I cheered them all up as they as their parents if they can keep me and of course my children, their parents can't say no so I become the family pet and guardian, and for years I have watched them and when I wasn't I was going through the memories to find what I can do after a while. It is when I can find that I can travel through dimensions that I take my leave and preform what I need to do travel across the dimension. It is when after I travel across that I end up in a completely white plane.
It is when I turn around I see a beautiful woman staring at me she was standing a good five foot eight inches with silky black hair, an hour glass figure and her breast were a good double D's even and her skin seemed to glisten when I look at it. "Umm... Hello there my name is Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze" I say as I chuckle gently and rub the back of my head. She gently smiles at me "Hello my name is Megumi, Naruto but you might know me as Kami" I stare at her in shock as my mouth is agape, but I manage to say" k-k-kami-sama" –she giggles at my shocked expression "please just call me Megumi" I smile at her "so where are we right now Megumi?" she giggles a bit "well you came upon me creating a new universe. Hmmm" she thinks for a while then she jumps up and giggles a bit more- "I got a perfect idead why don't you help with the creation of this universe." I smiles as I blush looking at her "sure if you want me to Megumi-Chan" she smiles as she has a very light blush on her cheek "So it's Megumi-Chan huh Naruto-kun." So after quite a bit of talk and getting to know each, they finally start to make the universe. The first thing they created was Spirit World for the souls of the ones that depart of the world of the living, it was by this time they started to realize that they are falling for each other. It was then that they started showing more affection to each other and start to make World of the Living and then onto makai. After hundreds of years they decide they want to get married and be wife and husband, within ten years of being married Megumi has a child that would be soon be king Enma that would take over Spirt world from his mother when she gives him the mantle, then later on he would have his son which is there grandson. Now its thousands of years after him and his wife created this universe that he decides he'll go down to the world of living and pose as a baby for a couple that had just lost there's through miscarriage an injured yoko would jump inside of him, but because of him being the ones who created them he won for the power struggle who would be the one who acts on the outside but he talks to the yoko throughout his baby years and more. While talking with the yoko he learn that he has something better than the mokuton element he can control any pant from seed to already grown plants no matter what plants, so I was pretty much ecstatic about that he found he could do that with plants. Throughout the years I have come to love my adoptive mother that I would do anything for her. And then it comes she was getting sick and I started finding ways to find a way to save her, he then joins Goki and Hiei steal the three artifacts from spirit world he later on after achieving the items tells them he must leave their alliance. Hiei is initially furious, and chases after me when he leaves at the sudden appearance of Yusuke. He later shows up when Yusuke defeats Gōki, asking Yusuke for a meeting. Despite Botan's warning, Yusuke agrees to go. After meeting Yusuke I tell him my human name is Shuichi Minamino buti think before telling him my name I change it telling him his other name is Yoko Kurama. I activate the artifact, the Forlorn Hope, which would grant him one wish. However, this would come at the cost of his life. Yusuke urges him to stop, then asks the mirror to take his life instead. Luckily, the mirror grants the wish without sacrifice because of Yusuke's compassion I then wake up and quickly leaves to go see if his mother is alright, which she is. Later on Yusuke fights hiei, then I later on show up helping Yusuke and his group even up to the dark tournament, then later on to help to shut the portal to Makai so they don't let through the S-Rank demons to come through so they don't destroy the living world. Then I get an invitation from an old friend of Yoko Kurama's who is one of the three kings of Makai, then months later Yusuke sets up a tournament to see whoever wins becomes king of Makai, after all the fighting the one who won was one of Raizens old friend. I then leave to human world to spend ten more years there then disappearing back to my wife Megumi for a couple hundred years until I decide to go back but before doing this I set a telepathic link between them so they could always talk to each other always. So when I was getting ready to leave I gave her a kiss goodbye before parting ways through the world. When I arrive I land in the year 1992. Once I get to city I go to the library and put a genjutsu up around and in the library to I can use the Kage Bushin no Jutsu (Shadow Clone Jutsu) to read all the books on mechanic's, computers, gun's, the internet, car's, Construction, all the laws, all Math, History, the Languages of the world, cooking and recipes and more that you can learn at the library. After seven hours of the clones reading I then dispel them at intervals so they don't overload my brain, after waiting I go to a gold and jewels buyer and sell and 8th of my treasure getting a total of 70,290,019.25 Yen ($900,000 USD). Once I get my money I go put a genjutsu to get me I.D's and pass ports to the United States, Britain, China, and Russia. Once getting the pass ports I go to the real estate office and buys a moderately big house with a huge basement, after purchasing the house and getting the keys I got to the furniture store and buy all my furniture, T.V's, Kitchen appliances, bed, movies and VCR for them. I have the stuff I bought had it sent to my home and set it up while pay them for their services and goes to bed for the next day to do some more stuff, the total of money he spent today was 23,430,006.42 Yen ($300,000 USD)
(Morning after arrival)
The sun was shining into my eyes telling me to wake up to get ready go to the black market he got the information out of some Yakuza who tried to rough me up, after getting dressed after getting washed up I leave to where the black market is.
(Black Market Place)
I walk up to a guy who has a spread of assault rifles, Light Machine Guns, pistols, sub machine guns, shotguns and snipers. I buy six each of the three assault rifles (M4A1, M16A1, and AK-47) with 800 clips for each assault rifle, I buy 6 of each of the 3 pistols (M9, Desert Eagle and M1911) with another 800 clips for each pistol, I buy another 6 of two shotguns (M1014 and AA-12) 800 clips for the AA-12, next I buy 6 of 3 sniper rifles (Intervention M-200 and Mark 14 MOD 0 EBR) and finally the Light Machine guns (RPD and M240) 800 clips for each the guns as well. After I seal each gun and clips up on my right shoulder, I go over to the ammo section and buy two million rounds of the 5.56x45 mm NATO rounds, six million rounds of the .45 ACP rounds, 4 million shells of the 12 gauge shells, two million rounds of the .50 Action Express rounds, two million rounds of the 9x19 mm Parabellum rounds, six million rounds of the 7.62x39 rounds, another six million rounds of the 7.62x51 mm NATO round and finally 1.5 million of the .408 rounds. I then seal all of the ammo in my left shoulder leaves to go get a safe door for the basement the total cost of everything was 35,145,009.62 Yen (450,000 USD) After I got to another exchange and a fourth of my treasure to put into an bank account I got 781,000,213.87 Yen (10,000,000 USD).
(Naruto's House)
Once I get home I outfit basement with the extra gun as I start to load the rounds into the clips that I got, then I load each gun, put the guns on safety and place them into the seals on my body with labels under the seal on each one. I then head up into my bedroom and get in bed to sleep.
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(Time-Skip up to 2010 the day before Z-day at Fujimi High School)
For a couple years now I have been going to Fujimi high by the name of Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze Himura, during my second year at school I met Saeko Busujima when I was looking for a club to join but in the end after challenging the captain and winning even after she was getting more serious. In the end of the day the principle of the school asked me if I wanted to be on the disciplinary committee to keep the school peace I said yes on certain ground of getting my own office separate of the committee's room and that I get to choose who is good enough to be on the disciplinary committee he accepted as long as I don't abuse my power. It could also be that I am intimidating with me standing six foot three inches, long vibrant crimson blood red hair, with two long forelocks on either shoulder and the rest on his back.(the color is kind of like Kushina's color hair and the style of the hair is Kurama's human form hair from Yu Yu Hakusho) an X like scar on my cheek(Kenshin himura's scar) and very nice lean muscles and having a bokken all the time can be intimidating. I have also gotten to know some of the first years like Saya Takagi, Kohta Hirano, Takashi Komuro, rei miyamoto and I've only met Hiashi Igou a couple of times so I really don't count him in much stuff. I have made a couple friends in the teacher's staff they are Shizuka Marikawa and Kyoko Hayashi but there is one man that I hate the most is Koichi Shido he reminds me of Orochimaru, I also think he is a pedophile as well because I have been seeing him leering at his female students. So he is already on my list now but we are getting away from the topic now so here I am patrolling the school to make sure no one is skipping, so after I get done I head back to my office and one I get in there I see a stack of paperwork to do and what do you think I think when I see it is that I died a little inside and that this is going to take forever to complete. I just sigh and get to work so I can go home early.
(Time-Skip two hours)
"Finally I'm done." I groan out and lay my head on the my desk for about thirty minutes until I hear the door being knocked on "come in" I say and I lift my head up to look at who comes in and I see the school nurse Shizuka " Hey Shizuka-Chan, is there something I can do for you?" I ask her as I see her close the door and sit down in the seat in front of me "Hai Naruto-kun I was wondering if you can take me home today because my car is still in the mechanics." she says as she has a tiny blush on her cheeks
"sure Shizuka-Chan let patrol around the school real quick and I'll take you home, so stay here and I'll be back in thirty minutes." So I get up and head out to patrol the school one last time. 30 minutes after patrolling I come back into my office and look at Shizuka "So Shizuka-Chan ready to go" I said to her "Hai I am Naruto-Kun lets go" she nod and said as we go to my Dodge Tomahawk motorcycle I get on first before offer my hand to Shizuka so she can get on "Here Shizuka-Chan you shoulder wear this." I hand her my helmet as she puts it on and wraps her arms around my waist and chest "What about you Naruto-Kun where is your helmet?" she say as I start up my bike and back it up "Don't have another one Shizuka-Chan." I say to her as I accelerate my bike to Shizuka's place.
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(Shizuka's Place)
"Well here we are Shizuka-Chan" I say to her as she is taking off the helmet "Thank you Naruto-Kun I really appreciate you giving me a ride home" she say after fixing her hair "No problem Shizuka-Chan do you want me to pick you up in the morning?" I say to her as I help her off "Thank you I would appreciate it very much Naruto-Kun so pick me up and seven thirty in the morning" she gives me a kiss on the cheek before she runs off to her house and gets in. I smile as I put my helmet on and head home to rest and get ready for tomorrow.
Well there we are I would really like some reviews to tell how I did and what I could do to help make it better and when I get to the first chapter it won't be in first person and this will be a harem story
Pairs in the harem:
Shizuka, Rika, Saeko, Saya, Rei, Saya's mom,Ryoko and if there are anymore more people you want for Naruto to have tell me and Kohta is paired with Asami will be with them.