Hey, readers!

Okay, so this is my first Ouran fanfic. Well, kinda. I've been writing these for my friend, and I've finally decided to post these up here to see what you guys think! I hope you like it.

So, this story is split up into seasons, like TV programmes, and episodes. The first couple of episodes aren't long, but they get longer as they go along... hopefully.

So, enjoy!

The Pilot

Katie looked around the large hallway as she walked down it. The walls were painted a light pink, with posh designs which showed that it was a really expensive school. She sighed contentedly. She didn't know where she was or where she was heading… Aha! There was a door to her right that read 'Music Room 3'. She frowned curiously. None of her new classmates had said anything about this room…

She opened the door to the room quietly, not knowing what to expect…

Only to find two boys sitting in the room, drinking tea. Both of them had red hair, and identical amber coloured eyes. She frowned. "Hello?"

The boys looked up at her. "Welcome to the Host Club," one of them said boredly.

She stepped into the room nervously. "Um, hi." She cocked her head curiously. "Who are you?"

The one who had spoken first spoke up again. "I'm Kaoru. And this," he pointed at the other boy sitting there, "is my brother Hikaru."

Hikaru waved at her. "Hey."

Katie nodded. "Hi to you too."

"You're a redhead too, huh?" Hikaru noticed.

Katie held out a strand of her hair. "No, I'm blonde. Can't you see?"

Hikaru rolled his eyes at her. "Whatever."

"Do you want some tea?" Kaoru offered. "The others won't be back for a while."

Katie shrugged. "Alright."

"How many sugars?"

"Four."

Kaoru frowned. "Alright then…"

"Do you have any Jammy Dodgers?"

Hikaru frowned. "What are they?"

"You know - biscuits with jam in them?"

Kaoru frowned. "Never heard of them."

Katie sighed. "Do you have any biscuits?"

Kaoru shrugged. "Hikaru?"

"Even if we don't I'm not getting any more."

Katie snorted. "Lazy."

Hikaru shrugged. "It's what I do best… next to pranking of course."

Katie's eyes lit up. "Pranking?"

"Yeah, and being annoying."

"Being annoying?" Katie felt as if she'd met her soul mate. Because no one wanted to let her annoy them, and she never knew why.

"Yeah…" Hikaru stared at Katie with something akin to fear. None of his customers ever acted like this…

"Can I help you annoy people?" Katie asked. "And prank people?"

Hikaru frowned. None of his customers ever asked to help him misbehave either. Who was this girl… "Who are you?"

"Katie - the transfer student from the UK."

Hikaru smiled. "Welcome, my accomplice…"

Katie and Hikaru sat back, grinning, as they watched the chaos in front of them.

"That cake is missing pieces!"

"Where'd my outfit go?"

"What on earth…"

"I'M COVERED IN GOO AND FEATHERS!"

That last one came from Tamaki, as he ran around the club room waving his arms around wildly.

Hikaru smirked at Katie. "You're right - the feathers are a nice touch."

Katie grinned. "I know." She smiled at the chaos going on in front of her.

Best day ever.

So, what do you guys think of it? My friend loved it, but what do you think? Review!