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Ryou Bakura hustled down the street repeating, "I'm late I'm late I'm late!" in his mind. He skidded around the corner, only to lose his footing in the mud from the rain that had presented itself the night before. He sighed, laying face first in the ground, everything he had previously in his hands now scattered around him. He looked up to find himself at his destination; the game shop. With another sigh, he heaved himself up and picked up the box of twister and the snacks still sealed in their bags. He quickly attempted at brushing most of the mud off of himself, and then knocked on the door.

It was quickly opened by none other than Yugi Moto and his Yami.

"Ryou! What happened?" Yugi asked, grabbing the party treats out of his hands. Yami then took them out of Yugi's grasp and started wiping the mud and dirt off of them.

"I uh…slipped…again," Ryou blushed slightly and grinned.

"Is that bastard finally here-" Bakura came into Ryou's sight as he approached the front door. His hand flew to his mouth, and he broke out in obscure laughter.

The last yami, Malik, came running into the room screaming, "What! What's so funny!"

He stopped when he saw Ryou in all his shame, standing still on the porch with his shoulders hunched and his head down. "HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOSH!" Mailk burst out, and leaned up against Bakura, who was still cackling loudly.

"You two are jerks!" Yugi yelled, and grabbed his best friend and led him into the house. "Come on Ryou, you can borrow some of my clothes."

As the two went in Yugi's bedroom, the laughing could still be heard,

"AHAHHAH he looked like a puppy that got stuck out in the rain!"

"Go to hell bakura!" Marik scolded.

Minutes later a clean(er) Ryou appeared wearing Yami's grey sweatpants and a black sweatshirt of Yugi's.

Ryou sat promptly on the ground in front of the couch and pouted.

"Awww, poor hikari," Bakura laughed and slid down next to his miniature.

"No time for pouting, today we're celebrating the year anniversary of getting our bodies!" Malik cheered.

"Yeah….remind me why I'm here again?" A tall brunet with blue eyes lounged in a loveseat while leaning on his right arm.

"Because, Seto, tonight we're all hanging out and having a giant sleepover! Plus I really really really really wanted to go and you said that I couldn't go and I asked why and you were like 'cause you have no business going to sleepovers alone' and I was like so why don't you just come with me and you were like-"

"Okay Mokuba! I get it! I was there!" Seto rubbed his temples.

"Tis' really a shame Tea, Tristan, and Duke couldn' make it….." Joey shoved his third slice of pizza into his mouth.

"And it's a shame you could…" Seto mumbled.

"HEY! You wanna' repeat that one more tim' pretty boy?"

"Can it mutt, no one wants to hear you're infuriating voice," Seto switched arms he was laying on, revealing a very bored look, which just enraged Joey even more.

"WHY I OUGHTA'-"

"Stop, both of you. We're here to have fun, not to start up fights. We all agreed that we would get along for the time being, now everyone shut up and listen to what Yugi has planned." Yami spoke over everyone in his deep, strict voice. He then promptly sat down next to his stuttering hikari.

"O-okay. Well, now that I have everyone's attention, why don't we play a game?"

"Oh joy, we're going to play a game! I had no idea! Considering we are in a friggin game shop!" A sarcastic Seto sighed (AN: hehe that's fun to say) from across the room, and Yami sent him a frustrated glare.

"So uh…any ideas on what we want to play?" Yugi asked.

"OH OH OH OH!" Marik and Malik stood up grinning.

"….um…yes?" Yugi asked. This couldn't be good. This couldn't be good at all.

The pair looked at each other evilly, then looked back to Yugi and replied with "Spin the bottle ultimate dare~!"

"Don' you mean jus' regular truth or dare?" Joey asked.

"NO!" The two turned to Joey, who jumped in his seat and let out a small yelp.

"Well…what is it then?" Bakura called from the floor, who was still poking his hikari trying to get him not to be mad anymore. The poking probably wasn't helping, but that's Bakura logic for you.

"What you do, is you spin a bottle and whoever it lands on gets asked a dare. If they refuse the the dare, they have to do the-"

"ULTIMATE PUNISHMEEEEEENT!" Malik screamed, interrupting his hikari.

"And what might this "ultimate punishment" be?" Seto asked.

Marik shivered, "It's really terrible…"

"Absolutely horrible," Malik agreed.

"Wow, must be pretty bad if Marik and Malik say so…." Mokuba looked uneasy, as did the rest of the group.

"Its frightening-"

"atrocious-"

"horrific-"

"dreadful-"

"appalling-"

"the worst thing that could ever happen to any anime character in history!"

"especially in this fandom…" Marik looked off into the distance.

"So are you goin ta' tell us or what?" Joey scowled.

"Its….." Malik paused for effect, "Shaving off your entire head of hair."

Everyone in the room gasped in horror. Yugi grabbed his head, "Nononono."

"Hahahaha that's genius! Now no one can back out." Bakura fist bumped Marik and Malik.

Ryou, still giving everyone the quiet shoulder, gasped and ran a finger through his hair.

"Malik….that's a little tough. Considering hair is everything to the Yugioh fandom. I mean, look at yugi and yami! They look like a star got lost in space and collided into their skull!" Mokuba giggled.

"Yeah! Well you look like a kuriboh had babies with a furry!-" Yami growled.

"Enough. Are we going to play or not?" Seto growled out, ticked off at the pharaoh for insulting his little brother.

"M' game!" Joey smirked.

"Me too!" Mokuba piped up.

"Count me in," Bakura growled.

"….i guess I will…" Yugi said meekly.

"If he says he will, then I will too," Yami nodded, and patted his hikari on the shoulder.

"I…I'll join," Ryou nodded.

"Oh, ya speaking now, huh punk?" Bakura lightly flicked the hikari in the head with his fingers.

Ryou scowled at him and turned his head.

"Aww, come on. I didn't mean to laugh at you. Alright…alright fine. I'm….i'm….."

Ryou turned to look at his Yami.

"I'mm….sooorrr-"

Ryou looked at him with wide pleading eyes.

"I'm soooooorrrr-" The Yami gulped.

"What I'm trying to say is that I'm soooooooooorrrrrrrrr-"

Bakura folded his arms, "Screw it. I can't say it. Fine, be mad at me. See if I care," The Yami spun around and pouted.

Ryou let out a laugh and made a bold move by ruffling his yami's hair. Bakura turned and glared, which met a giggling Ryou.

All this was happening while the rest of the group was trying to convince Kaiba to join.

"Come on Seto, I'm playing! And I'm you're little brother!" Mokuba pleaded.

"No, you dragged me here; you're not dragging me into some stupid game."

"Why, you afraid?" The pharaohs taunting voice found its way to Seto's ears. He turned sharply and said "You're on."

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They all sat in a circle on the floor; Marik was the first to go, and he quickly spun the bottle. After whirling around, the rootbeer bottle pointed proudly to Kaiba.

"….wonderful." Seto replied, sighing.

"Hehehe…" Marik grinned.

Marik sneered "Its first round, so I'll go easy on ya. Okay. I dare you to say "I love to wear pink leather after every sentence!"

Kaiba deadpanned, "what."

"Come on Kaiba…that's a dare!" Yami snickered.

Seto rolled his eyes, "Fine, whatever." After a quick look from everyone he added "…I love to wear pink leather."

Everyone laughed, and Seto spun the bottle, only to land on none other than Yami. Seto smiled and Yami sweat dropped.

Kaiba sat in silence, thinking of something.

"Make I' good kaiba'" Joey smirked.

"Shut it mutt. I have one. Okay 'pharaoh'. Pick a direction. Diagonal, left, right, vertical ilovetowearpinkleather"

Yami gave a confused reply, "Uum….left?"

Kaiba smirked, "Okay. I dare you to lick the person to you left- I love to wear pink leather"

Yami's face drained of color. He looked to see a blushing Yugi. He turned back to Kaiba, "Really?"

Malik and Bakura sat in a fit of giggles, while Marik and Ryou exchanged uneasy but amused glances.

Kaiba nodded in amusement. Mokuba covered his eyes, but continued giggling.

Yami sighed, and leaned over to his hikari. "Sorry about this abiou,"

"It's a dare, if you want to keep your hair you might as well do it," Yugi laughed.

Yami quickly licked from the bottom of Yugi's jaw to the side of his forehead. He then sat back down, the two look alikes blushing.

Everyone continued laughing, and Yami muttered, "Well that was awkward," as he spun the bottle. It slowly came to a stop and landed on Joey.

Joey gulped, but held his head up high. He had trust in his friend that he wouldn't make him do anything too terrible…

"Hmm… a dare for Joey." Yami sat in thought. "I really don't know. I'm not very good at these games."

"Uum, Marik? Are we allowed to give suggestions?" Ryou asked quietly.

Marik and Malik looked at each other than replied, "its okay with us."

Ryou crawled over to Yami and whispered the dare in his ear. After a moment Yami nodded and Ryou stood up.

"We dare you to drink a milkshake made by Yami, Malik, and Bakura."

Joey paled, "W-w-what! But they don' even know howta' cook!"

"That's the point, Joey," Yugi smiled with a glint in his eye.

Seto turned so no one would see the obvious smile on his face, while Mokuba broke out in a fit of giggles.

Malik fist pumped the air, "HELL YEAH! Come on Bakura, let's go make the ULTIMATE MILKSHAKE!" the two Yami's bolted into the kitchen with the Pharaoh following calmly behind them.

The noises coming out of the kitchen were treacherous. Fits of evil laughter, and sounds that a blender really should not make. Suddenly the three came out of the kitchen holding a blender full of a brown, greenish looking liquid.

Joey's eyes widened, "I'm going to die…."

Seto let out a cackle, "Good luck stomaching that! Iliketowearpinkleather," he mumbled the last sentence.

"W-what is in that?" Ryou asked, throwing a hand over his mouth.

"You really….really doesn't want to know," Yami sat down, looking a little queasy himself.

Joey pinched his nose and grabbed the blender with his other hand.

"Well…her' it goes'" Joey began gulping down the milkshake at supersonic speed. Everyone began cheering him on, except Seto of course, who sat quietly in amusement.

"Come on Joey! You got this!" Yugi cheered. Joey reached the last drop, and wiped his mouth of the vile liquid.

"Nice job Joey!" Marik patted Joeys back, and Joey's eyes widened.

"Oh gosh…." He ran to the bathroom, only to return a few moments later.

"I hate…all o' yous," Joey glared, and the group just laughed in amusement. It was then his turn to spin the bottle. It slowly landed on Yugi.

"Alright yugi-o-buddy-o-pal! I gots' a good one for ya'!" Joey grinned.

"Uh oh…." Yugi's face went blank.

"What? I thought he was your friend?" Mokuba asked.

"Not during truth or dare he isn't…" Marik shook his head. "Trust me, I know." Bakura laughed cruelly, remembering the incident. Marik and Ryou simultaneously elbowed him.

"Okay Yug'. I dare ya' to wear your underwear outside of ya' pants while running aroun' outside screaming "I am captain underpants!" Joey instructed.

Yugi blinked, and Seto burst out into laughter. He hugged his sides, nearly in tears.

Everyone looked at him with a confused look, and Ryou mumbled, "I think a million puppies just died…"

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Yugi stood outside, looking at his peers who were all huddled by the window, watching him and ushering him on. He stood out in the cold with his striped blue and green boxers outside of his leather pants.

"Do I really have to do this?" Yugi mouthed.

Yami made a razor motion next to his head, and Yugi shuttered. He promptly turned around and began running up and down the street.

His adorable yet loud voice could be heard from inside the house.

"I AM CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS! FEAR ME!"

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By the time he came back, everyone had finished with their laughing fit, except Bakura and Malik of course.

Yugi quickly hurried past everyone into the bathroom. He returned wearing his underwear normally, and had a flushed face. The group returned to the circle and Yugi spun the bottle.

The tip of the bottle crept upon Ryou, and he let out a sigh.

"Alright, hit me." Ryou hung his head. Bakura punched his shoulder. Ryou squeaked, "Ow!" But when he saw the look Bakura was giving him, he knew it meant "you'll be fine chillax,"

Yugi smiled, "I dare you to let Marik and I give you a…make over."

Ryou's eyes widened. "um….i guess that's not too bad…" he stood up. Marik and Yugi exchanged glances, and the three disappeared into the bedroom.

The rest of the group sat eating chips and soda and chatting mindlessly.

"Well, well. You're being quiet Kaiba." Malik grinned. Kaiba sent him a glare and stretched out his long legs behind Mokuba.

"That's 'cause he doesn' wanna admit how much he loves' pink leather!" Joey grinned.

Seto turned his head and scowled. Suddenly a commotion was heard from the bedroom.

"NO! I can't! I won't!"

"Come on Ryoooooou. You look adorable!"

"Nononononono-"

"Remember the punishment Ryou!"

"But…but…"

Ryou stumbled into view, being pushed by the other two hikaris.

He had been forced into a cute little maids outfit, with stalkings. His hair was the handiwork of Yugi, which had his bangs going back into braids, and his hair was straightened. Marik had obviously done his eyeliner. With the combined effort, Ryou looked exactly like a girl.

"Oh."

"My."

"Gosh!" Bakura concluded. The group broke into a mocking laugh, and Ryou formed tears in his eyes. He stood there, taking the laughter, determined not to cry. Even Yugi and Marik began to slowly chuckle, then broke into a full fit.

Bakura opened his eyes to see his poor hikari standing there with his arms to his side, with everyone laughing in his face. Bakura quickly stopped and frowned.

"Hey!" He yelled. The group, still giggling, looked at Bakura.

"He..hee what 'kura?" Malik chuckled.

"It's not that funny, now quit it before I choke you all in your sleep!" Bakura glared. The group slowly ended their fit of giggling, and Ryou ran back to get changed.

"Aww…Ryooooou! I'm sorry. Okay, Ryou. Let me help you just let me in. Ryou, you can't get out of that alone. Open the door. RYOU I HAVE A KE-okay thanks. " Marik joined Ryou in wiping off the makeup and unzipping the dress.

"…Yugi…?"

"Yes Yami?"

"Why do you own a Maid's dress?" Yami asked.

"Maybe he has a fetish with maids…. iliketowearpinkleather" Seto smirked.

Yugi rolled his eyes, "No. We have a small costume department in the game shop. Mostly for little kids but we do have a few adolescent costumes."

"Liee. He has a maid fetish." Bakura smirked.

Yugi rolled his eyes again, as Ryou came out of the room and sat down next to Bakura. He hid slightly behind him, as if almost afraid of the group. "Thank you 'kura'"

Bakura ruffled his hair.

"Ryou…it's your turn." Marik called.

Ryou leaned and flicked the bottle, then returned to hiding.

It sluggishly landed on Malik. Malik gave a sinister grin.

"All right Ryoooooooou! Gimmie a good one. I'll do anything."

"He really will…" Yami added.

"All right Malik. I dare you to….push a penny around the toilet seat for two minutes with your tongue. Then make up a song about it and sing it to us."

Everyone sat in shock, and Malik laughed. "Okie dokie."

Bakura turned to Ryou and whispered, "nice…."

"Someone give me a penny!" Malik asked and the group walked up and over to the bathroom. Everyone suddenly turned simultaneously to Kaiba, and he recoiled.

"W-what?"

"Give him a penny!"

"Why me? Iliketowearpinkleather" Seto growled

"CHEAPO! You ass jus' give the man a penny. Cant cha' just spare that much! Gosh you are a ruthless bast-"

"Fine! Fine. Gosh. I'm slightly offended you all expected me to just go ahead and-"

Malik snatched the penny out of his fingers and eagerly put it on the toilet seat. "Time me!" He grinned.

Mokuba pulled out his cellphone. "Ready…go!"

Malik began doing the dare, pushing the penny with his tongue.

The group made a mixture of cheers and grossed out noises.

"Ugh that's so nasty…" Yugi turned into Yami, who was chuckling at the sight before him.

"Ish hardr thehn itht loohks!" Malik mumbled.

"YOU GOT THIS YAMIIIIIII!" Marik cheered.

Malik continued to do the dare, and actually looked like he was having fun.

"Aaaandd…..done! Okay! Now sing to us buddy," Ryou smirked.

Malik stood up and took a second to think of a song.

He suddenly smirked and stood on the toilet seat.

"LICKIN' ON DA TOILET. LICKIN' ON DA TOILET. NT NT NT NT LICKIN' ON DA TOILET!"

The Hikaris broke out into laughter. Mokuba clutched the doorframe and Malik kept singing.

"Whats so funny? Iliketowearpinkleater." Seto asked. Bakura and Yami shared similar reactions.

"*snort* you obviously haven't seen the hehehe youtube video~!" Marik laughed.

Yugi nodded, "Yes. Oh my gosh. They say laughing is a good workout, but man I'm going to look like I've been taking steroids after this…"

Seto rolled his eyes and strutted back into the room.

Malik jumped down and hugged his laughing hikari.

The group made its way to the carpet again, and Malik flicked the bottle.

"BAKURA BUDDY!" Malik screamed.

"Ohhh hell." Bakura shook his head.

"I got a good one for you my brotha. I dare you to shove ice cubes in your pants, and then dance the can-can!"

Bakura rolled his eyes, "That's the best you got?"

Malik glared, "Hey. I just licked a toilet and sang a song about it. Appreciate what you've got and move on."

Bakura sighed. "Alrighty. Ice cube me up baby."

Marik, Malik, and Mokuba (AN: also fun to say :3) went into the kitchen and returned with handfuls of ice cubes. Bakura pulled out the waist band of his boxers and his shorts. The three boys then dropped the ice cubes, and Bakura bit back a curse.

Ryou began giggling at Bakura's pained face, but hid it from view. He didn't need Bakura mad at him. That was never a good thing.

Bakura then began to dance the can-can, while the group snickered. Ice cubes began to fall out of the bottom of his shorts, and he bit his tongue.

"HAHAHAHA oh gosh, I can't breathe," Malik leaned on Marik, whose face was turning red.

Yami threw the penny Malik had licked around the toilet seat at him, "Dance Tomb-Robber, Dance!"

"Pharaoh I swear on your tomb I will-"

"EH EH EH! No talking!" Joey grinned.

As soon as all the ice cubes fell out, Bakura stopped and sat down, trying to warm his rear end.

"Good job Bakura." Ryou giggled. The Yami just glared and sprawled out on his back.

"Well Mokie Mokie. Looks like you're next, huh?"

Mokuba stopped mid-sentence in a conversation with Yugi, and turned slowly.

"Bakura…." Seto said slowly.

"Yeah yeah, I won't make him do anything too bad," Bakura smiled. "Mr. Pink leather."

Kaiba snarled and looked away.

Mokuba sat in anticipation as Bakura tapped his chin thoughtfully. He sat up from his position on the floor and grinned.

"I dare you to prank call Mr. Chow's Chinese restaurant."

Ryou and Marik broke into giggles.

"Y-you mean the poor old Chinese man that works down the street!" Yugi asked.

"Yeah, but you see, he has recently hired a prick of a kid who is TERRIBLE at taking orders. I think he deserves a lesson…" Malik blared his teeth in excitement.

"But..but that old man is so nice…" Mokuba moaned.

"If ya' wanna keep yer' hair I suggest ya'-"

"Pick up the phone yeah yeah yeah…" Mokuba googled the number on his phone, then quickly dialed it. It rang three times and he put it on speaker.

"Hey. Mr. Chow's Chinese how can I help ya."

"H-h-I c-can I get a p-p-p-p-p-p," Mokuba intimidated a nerdy kid's voice. Seto bit back smile.

"What now?"

"i-I SAID I WANT A P-p-p-p-p-p-p-" Mokuba snorted loudly into the phone. Joey let out a laugh and Marik flung his hand over Joey's mouth.

"I'm afraid I can't hear ya kid. What are you sayin?"

"I WANT A PIZZA SI-I-IR".

"um…this is a Chinese restaurant….smart ass…." He mumbled the last part, but everyone heard it.

"I want a pizza with peperonia and extra-"

"I SAID this is a CHINESE restaurant. We don't serve pizza!"

"*Snort* I want extra peperonia please."

"Listen kid. We don't serve pizza. And what the hell is peperonia?"

"Whatya mean no pizza!" Everyone was biting their lips, trying not to laugh. Yugi had his face buried in Yami's neck, trying to get a grip on reality.

"Okay. I'll spell it out for ya. We. Don't. have. Any. Pizza. We have chicken, rice, beef, but no pizza."

Mokuba placed the phone close to his mouth and screamed, "I WANT MY PIZZA DAMMIT!"

A frustrated yell was heard from the other side of the phone.

"ONE MOMENT sir. I'm going to go grab the boss."

Mokuba gave a panicked look to Bakura, but Bakura ushered him on.

"Hero, this is Mr. Chow. I undastand you are having trubble oradring am I correct?"

A light bulb went off in his head, and he suddenly spoke in a very sophisticated voice,

"No sir. I was just trying to order eight orders of your teriyaki chicken bowls for delivery, and your bizarre employee began shattering at me about how there was "no pizza." I am troubled I don't apprehend your customs…"

Ryou made a noise that sounded like a pig being strangled to death. Bakura tackled him to the ground and whispered, "SHUSH YOU'LL GIVE US AWAY!"

"oooh mai. I am terribly sorry. I will get your ordar out rite away. What is de address?"

Mokuba told the nice old man where they lived.

"Tank you for your patience. I promise you the employee will be delt wit. I will send someone else to bring you you're food. Please forgive us."

"Of course my good sir. Thank you for your kindness. Yes….mhmm…thank you. Alright. Have a wonderful evening. *Click*"
As soon as he hung up, everyone let out the breath they were holding.

"MOKUBA WINS!" Malik clutched his side.

"Oh gosh, he really does." Yugi giggled.

"Aaaand he got us food in the meanwhile! Good job mokie," Ryou hugged the little kid.

Seto let out a short laugh, and ruffled his brother's hair.

"Alrighty! So who's up for round two!"

AN:

So that was chapter one! I really hope it was good. I really enjoyed writing this. I plan on making more chapters, as long as people like it. So please, tell me your opinion! And give me ideas like

-Games
-Dares
-And other party things they can do!

It's all up to you guys ^.^ But please, no flames please. Writers have feelings too ;)

Love you guys, thanks for reading!

R&R