OMG I UPDATED!
THE WORLD WILL TRULY END SOON!

Sorry I haven't updated in a while, sorta forgot and stuff... anyway, I'm BACK~

Disclaimer: I don't own hetalia... but I wish I did.

NAME CHOSEN: POLAND

"I, like, get to, like, go next!" Shouted Poland!

"Oh great... I mean good for you Poland!" Lithuania said.

Cue the clash of thunder! If you wonder about where it comes from at the right time, well, it's called TV convenience!

"So, like, it was, like, 6 pm or somethin' and I had to find, like the perfect outfit for my da-" Poland got hit in the head by a small marble that seemed to come from Lithuania's direction.

There was a pause.

"Get on with you story Poland" said France.

"Like yeah I will!" Poland seemed to recover from the shock. "Anyway, like, so, I, like, opened my closet and then, like, BAM!"

Cue and clash of thunder.

"Germany..." Italy grabbed Germany so tight He looked almost blue.

Poland continued, "THER, LIKE, WAS NOTHING TO WEAR!"

Another long pause.

England stood up. "Until any of you wankers can tell a good story. I'm leaving!"

America over dramatically cries, "No Iggy! Don't go!"

'MY NAME IS NOT IGGY!"

"I wonder who goes next, da?" Russia, who lost interest once Poland's name was called pressed the randomizer.

POLAND'S STORY RATING: Get's a 7 due to the whole like thing. (Special thanks to PARAMOREROCKS and Hoodie.

I know, it's short but I hope you enjoy.